Monday, May 19th 2008

Castor & Pollux?!

Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.

Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.

Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.

Posted by: Michael K


chickadee's picture

Sheeps....yay....why did you dog me....?
Kitten likes you?
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 9:50pm.

I am think we girl's need to stick together not be enemies.
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Seriously, I got zilch without my girls.

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@ Drink...I am a nice girl....

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 8:12pm.

you been harboring this nun fetish long?
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Ever since I was a child. Which is why all four of my imaginary daughters went to convent school.

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William Tecumseh Sherman

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Sheeps. quite bright.

T.D. you sound upsett. Just read the thread.

I Do understand. Be well.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 20, 2008 - 12:50am

We should stick together, it's a shame when it doesn't work out that way.

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Two Drink Min's picture

Chicki - very kind

Hey Chickadee! Not too hot there in a nice part of the Valley?

Two Drink Min's picture

I am think we girl's need to stick together not be enemies.

chickadee's picture

Sheepsie....still want a hello... c'mon?

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Angelina is using TOO MUCH BOTOX. It is impairing her judgement.

POOR CHILDREN. Their mother wants to make sure they will suffer and will be taunted by their friends.
Oh, wait, they are no allowed to have friends. They should be available to advance their parents career 24/7.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on May 20, 2008 - 12:46am
LOL-- no good reason, that's sure

No reason, just up, yappin' about cat butts, catnip, and men.

Hope you are doing well.

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Two Drink Min's picture

PSL - No joke OT so..literally my GF ask me out
WE go and then she basically PUSHES me on this guy. I leave for min and when I come back she ALL over him

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TD.

Are you Ok?

Well, splain yoself, then. I'm dense.

chickadee's picture

Am I tiresome?

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veryoldbat's picture

Kizzy why are you up so late my dear?

Two Drink Min's picture

It get's tiresome.

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@ Drink you are hot...:)

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:(
(no ellipsis)
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ok Sheeps just come the fuck on....say hi...I won't bite..

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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 9:38pm.

Sheeps, so do I. I shoulda been born a dude. You might think thats gross, but...

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SISTER! It's a looong story, but I'm convinced I was supposed to be a left handed gay man.

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Submitted by Green Acres on May 19, 2008 - 9:37pm.

What is that, Lisa? You're being obscure.... (ellipsis)

Two Drink Min's picture

In all explanation I get along better with guys
they can't compete. Not that I am that way but women feel that way towards me.

veryoldbat's picture

Two Drink. I bring truffles and absythe.

Did I oversleep? James Haven has returned,

and is do the peace talks for LA. Talk to me

gurl!

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@ Drink...only if you want...I'm not a perv I'm a lady.. :)

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But if you were a dude you would like my sexiness....just sayin....I like yours
lol
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Two Drink Min's picture

chickadee - I don't know was that an offer?

Two Drink Min's picture

Sheeps, so do I. I shoulda been born a dude. You might think thats gross, but...

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I haven't seen TexnDoc, so don't worry about it, and I think Sheeps is right, most guys do want to keep their options open.

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baby @ Drink ... I AM a female and I likey both....is that ok?
sorry ,if not...didn't want to offend...Is it okay?

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Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 11:34pm.

With all due respect, that concept doesn't just apply to men.
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I am just waiting for Texn Doc to get police-like on me.

Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 9:27pm.

My only comment, as a male idiot, is guys usually want to keep their options open.

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chickadee - you can't be female if you're asking

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Harem? what? I wanna be part of one? Is that ok?

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Two Drink Min's picture

Sometimes I think I might be.....oooo
Did I say that. No I want a harem.

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PSL - I don't know, we both were getting out things but we lived together and for the first time i felt like I could love someone after my ex.

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2 drink? talkin to me? I am more than a handful and that is literal ,lol :)

but whatevahhhhhhhhh!

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Two Drink Min's picture

Sheeps - They asked me to wait...sorta...in his weird way...then he calls me on my exes phone....

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TwoDrink-- I'm sure he does miss you, we always miss the familiar. It depends upon whether you are ready to settle for waiting for him, and whether you think there is anything worth waiting for inside him for you.

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I agree with Sheeps, TwoDrink.

Is he going for 6 months? Or indefinitely? How serious were you about each other before he left? All important factors.....

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chi - very cute...I am quite the handful though

Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 9:05pm.
If someone you were dating goes to Africa, do you continuing dating them?

Depends why the person went, how long the person's going to be away, what the person plans to do there, what promises you both made, etc.

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Kiz- I think either way he will always be doing this. But, he said he wanted something different.
He keeps TMing me he misses me.

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Two Drink...I must say HOLA...I've seen your adorable posts for 2 years...I just think I should say hi....so hi..

BTW...you are so purdy....:)

kitten

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Submitted by James Haven on May 20, 2008 - 12:11am

Nighty-night James Haven! Good to talk to you! Don't let that Brad work you too hard!

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Damn, these Cape Codders talk for themselves.....

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Submitted by chickadee on May 20, 2008 - 12:07am.
Thanks doll, I love yours, we have those little birds here in North Carolina, and we feed them on our deck. The cats like to watch, they're strictly indoor, tho--very safe for the birds and squirrels!

OnT: It's going to be hilarious when all 6 kids decide they want pets, yiiiikes, they'll be hauling an entire zoo across the world.

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James Haven - only if you pretend I am someone else and make out with me! Now I listening to the Cure that should be semi-appropriate...
engage make out mode....go