Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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J'adore James! It so great having you back,
the Mary Kay gives you that certain glow..
Grins..
fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Thank you -- keep me liquored up.....
Btw, I am not sure what to think about it, it sucks and my boss will hate that I start on Wednesday. But the good thing is that I work right now a 12 hour day and our good courts work 9-5.
And hello BB and all, I have not been posting at night for a while, but missed you guys, I am still the same voyeaur (sp?) as ever and wish I had your gift (using Garth's and Wayne's voices -- I am not worthy, I am not worthy)
On topic -- I wonder if they denied the fact that Flavor Flav is an American when they were asked question in Cannes?
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 10:04pm.
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Bunny:
My daughter is Mary Katherine........
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
How do you feel about skelaxin and Klonopin?
As baby names of course::: for the twins:;
no lightweight references::
over I go but I'm down::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 11:12pm.
dead Actress.. what does the judge wear underneath? Sly grin from a safe place::::
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*arching eyebrow* hmmmm...it's the way you ask the judge that allows you to find out for yourself..lol
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:42pm.
James
the good part is.. it's still a branch ::wink
It's good to have you around again....
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Thank you Mitten!
On that note, it is time for James Haven to slap on some MaryKay moisturizing lotion for Men and get to bed!
It's been fun bitches! Thanks for the laughs!
*smooches*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@BradifulBitch-- Sophia Grace and Ava Maria are beautiful names for girls, excellent choices.
When in France, OLE!----brilliant!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
dead Actress.. what does the judge wear underneath? Sly grin from a safe place::::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 11:04pm.
baby names...Mmmmmmmmmm
My imaginary daughters are Mary Susan, Mary Ellen, Mary Patrice and Mary Margaret.
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Sooooo, Mrs.Kravitz, you been harboring this nun fetish long?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mrs.K..
we should ask James...
Joseph cornielus for a brangie twin..
genius:: I think they might go for it..
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I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:55pm.
Kizzy:::
I know Lightweight.. I served with Lightweight..
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Beer came out of my nose on that one-ROFL
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
If I had twin girls personally i would name them Sophia Grace and Ava Maria.
For Skeletina:
Brie and Pate (pa-tay)
When in France, OLE!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Soooo, you a big Zeppelin fan?
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Does Brad have no balls?
Is Angie a man stealin' ho?
Does Brad have James Haven rub baby oil on his body so he will look all sweaty like he's been out buildin' houses all day?
Does Angie order pizza's and have them delivered to BillyBob's house?
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You betcha!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:54pm.
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Sorry, darling - can't help you. I'd drive the jury and attorneys crazy with my need to question their wardrobe choices for every single day they appeared in court. The judge? I'd make him take his robe off and let me see what is underneath. lol Then I'd start in on what they were serving for lunch.......*shrug*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 10:53pm
Yes, I love Ragdolls, I was going to get a Ragdoll until I happened upon my lil' foundling, and now he's a rather flabby tabby. I have 2 other cats, Persians, and they are grazers. I have his diet catfood in the bedroom, so he gets diet for breakfast and bedtime snack, but regular hairball-formula all day. Plus, naughty Kizzy, bad cat-mom, let kitten Moose lick gravy and bean juices (??) from my plate when I'm done. Yes, I am ashamed.
OnT: I know I've way over indulged my cat-son's diet, which is why I've never said anything about Angelina's comment she lets the kids eat whatever they want. I let my own child do that, so I have no room to talk.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
baby names...Mmmmmmmmmm
My imaginary daughters are Mary Susan, Mary Ellen, Mary Patrice and Mary Margaret.
My imaginary son, the mama's boy, is Joseph Cornelius.
If I were to have imaginary twins I would name them Adelle and Beatrix
or
Shakeyour and Moneymaker
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“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”
William Tecumseh Sherman
*squeals* Really, James Haven? We will get along just fine. I am actually seeing him in concert at the end of June is San Diego. This will be the fourth time I have seen him, twice with Jimmy Page, and twice solo. Soooo, you a big Zeppelin fan?
vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 9:54pm.
A big HELLO to you.
On T: They're in France and ate croissants.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 7:28pm.
got picked up for grandjury duty....
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James Haven got a call for jury duty once. The judge, defendant, prosecutor, defense attorney, and baliff all threw him off! Said James Haven's eyes scared the hell out of them....go figure.
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You always crack me up. Trust, I was sqintting all day like my favorite no talent ho Renee Z., I was going for the " I have no clue what you are talking about" stare, they could care less.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
I think::
not too much so it hurts::
that white supremisist card was brilliant..
given that note.. 4 weeks on Jury Duty in
the summer seems very cruel Vany....
::passing another shot::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 10:53pm.
Thank you tangerine, and might James Haven add, is a big fan of Robert Plant.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Regardless of whether this new pain in the ass is LA or not, it can't say anything that hasn't already been said.
Angie is special, blah, blah, blah, we are all cunts; Angie is controversial, blah, blah, blah, we are jellis haters; Angie is unconventional, blah, blah blah, we are all dumpy housewives with no self esteem. Same shit, different day.
Anyone who cannot express their love for a celebrity without spewing that kind of garbage for those who disagree is an unstable psycho wreck and needs to be ignored.
Mrs. K
:: otf:::
any more thoughts on baby names for the
twins?::: simple grin
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Kizzy:::
I know Lightweight.. I served with Lightweight..
oh hell you migh be right..lightweightttt:::
maybe I am ::: thwap...
vapid stare
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Dead Actress:
Do try the kizzy nip... it's AWEsome
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@Dead Actress-- Well, I have to say, it is fresh, it is 100% organic, and it is Tabby-approved.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy, I am neither angry nor upset with you or anyone, I have had catnip (thank you), slutsville 2020 and 2 40's, we are good...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Hello Mrs. Kravitz, how is the hubby? Oh and hello to DA and BB. I wish..... in NY you cannot get out of grand jury duty even if you are a white supremacist (well, I assume -- they ask you no questions) you can only postpone it once you are on their radar. Like I said, my boss is going to have me for dinner since the labor contract at my employer's expires in late June and I am part of the team (read -- I was to do all the work).
Thanks for the love guys, does anyone want to serve for me? I will give you the 10 dollars jury service fee for the 4 weeks.....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Oh James Haven, *sigh* you don't have to apologize to me. Although it 'twas raunchy and quite vivid, it was hilarious. Don't ever apologize for your wit and creative way with details!!!! Ange and Brad really have broken you, haven't they? Keep telling me all the great stories, and don't skimp on details!!!! *smootch*
Kizzy- Well, don't tell my Floyd Jameson ( that is his full, legal birth name, but he has about a hundred nicknames) but last week the doc's diagnosis of him was, *looks around, whispers* "overweight." So, I have made sure to measure out his dry food at night, but honestly, I love a little fat that I can pinch on the boy. And it's not like he is obese, and the vet said that his own cat is fat too and it's not that bad. As for songs, well, I sing and talk to him lots. He truly is the love of my life. I don't know if it was you that I was talking to about Ragdoll kitties? I think it was, but I have a bad memory. Anyway, I am adopting a new little boy the first weekend of June. He is a Ragdoll and I believe his birth name is going to be Flip, hehe.
OnT- I am going to be the Angelina Jolie of adopting animals.
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 10:50pm.
da! *smooches*
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James, my love! How are you this evening? I am so very happy you are back. We've missed you terribly.
ON T: AJ is expecting twins!
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
James Haven:
Love!
Did you save me some Twizzlers and Good n Plentys?
*bear hugs*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
James Haven shall be regalled with wit and
humor for his dlisted return..
unfortuneatly not by me.. wittless::
over I go
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Vany:;
Passing the shot glass..
check the tupper wear bowl to your right..
it takes a few minutes....silly grin
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Moose was just mewling something about "lightweight"....do you know what he was talking about???
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Dead Actress:
Do try the kizzy nip... it's AWEsome..
:::give a girl a mitten up...oh hell..
staying down with glazed look:::blank vapid stare
at Kizzy followed by happy smilz ::
DA..it's just not fun unless you come to play..
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by dead-actress on May 19, 2008 - 10:46pm.
da! *smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 7:28pm.
got picked up for grandjury duty....
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James Haven got a call for jury duty once. The judge, defendant, prosecutor, defense attorney, and baliff all threw him off! Said James Haven's eyes scared the hell out of them....go figure.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
I have just caught on the last couple of pages of comments. Am understanding the person who called herself LA is back under another name? I hope so. I LOVE drama. (I know, call me sick.)
Secondly, did the tiger ass tatoo get banned? I am really upset at that. It was awesome. I was thinking about getting my bass ackward tatooed like that. Although I want the nuts attached below. I always find that kind of thing highly entertaining too.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Vany:;
Passing the shot glass..
check the tupper wear bowl to your right..
it takes a few minutes....silly grin
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Dead Actress! Hugz
There is kizzy nip in the corner.
Your avi is timeless chic.
There is also cuervo in the corner..
::falling over again::
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Hello, my sweet! How are you this evening? I'm enjoying your comments. I'll uh..take the cuervo. *wink*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Added bonus:::: James you taught her everything
she knows..
the childhood dead pet art is outstanding..
::over I go..Kizzzzeeee!!!!::::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 10:38pm.
I did not get picked for jury duty. Go figure.
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#1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Again, you are my hero.
#2 Geeeze, and there you were, just trying to do your civic duty, gah, no wonder the judicial system is so screwed;)
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 9:32pm.
Jury Duty is brutal. May I suggest the kizzy nip
and or the Sluttville Md2020..in the cuervo bottle?
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falling over again::::
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I'll take both! Even worse, it is Grand Jury, which means I am stuck there for 4 weeks and will hear many cases....at least it gets me out of work, but then again half my work day is spent surfing the net... I am going to miss coming here!
Hell, I need some Slutsville 2020, 2 40's of Mickeys, some catnip and an actual picture of James Haven wearing some VS underwear for me to forget my bad luck!
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Get lost: http://dharmasecrets.com
James
the good part is.. it's still a branch ::wink
It's good to have you around again....
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Grand Jury duty for 4 WEEKS???
****passes over full quart tupperware container of catnip---Here, you may need this, doll.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Dead Actress! Hugz
There is kizzy nip in the corner.
Your avi is timeless chic.
There is also cuervo in the corner..
::falling over again::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 7:28pm.
got picked up for grandjury duty....
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The defendant in my case (murder) was a young black man with a public defender. I told them EVERYBODY knows that prosecutors would sell their grandmothers to the Arabs for a conviction, all cops lie on the stand and there was no way I would convict the guy unless he had the same defense team as OJ.
I did not get picked for jury duty. Go figure.
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“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”
William Tecumseh Sherman
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:27pm.
I knew it!! I wondered what happened to TigerLilly, I should have known. I told y'all the flowers were potent.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 10:13pm.
James.. your branch lost it's olive:
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Ha! good one....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:20pm
As I tried to say on another occasion where I finally drew it out, it knows that the old-old cunts business ain't gonna fly from the moment that starts, so it switched up it's game a little, and modified it a bit. Missed the Scientology thread, so missed the lesson on that one, but so far I've seen it learn that cunts isn't going to work, and now it's learned threats don't fly, so it is attempting to stay within those parameters. Everybody has their own style of speaking, their own voice. They have their own way of explaining themselves, using familiar phrases. Pet phrases, you might say. So when you see that exact same wording used in the exact same way, it sure seems like it's coming from the same brain, to me. Like I said last time, the sigs did her in, she's not going to go postal immediately and give anybody any more sigs. I'm not angry or upset with you, please don't take anything I've said to you as though I am, I most certainly did not intend to come across that way, and I sincerely hope that you are not upset or angered by me. I have nothing but respect for you and your observations, which is why I detailed mine to you.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Jury Duty is brutal. May I suggest the kizzy nip
and or the Sluttville Md2020..in the cuervo bottle?
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falling over again::::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by r5bales on May 19, 2008 - 10:16pm.
Thank you. James Haven taught her everything she knows.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on May 19, 2008 - 10:20pm.
James Haven has learned from living with Brad, there are some people that don't want to be nice, they just like to create uneasiness for those around them. James Haven doesn't believe this is LOVE either. James Haven believes LOVE is wounded right now. As crazy as this seems, she really did love this place and many of you...she just couldn't contain herself at times, but that doesn't give her the right to call people rancid names.
Anyhoo, this is a great place, and most of the peeps enjoy each other. We can't let a few troublemaking trolls get in the way of that. Just ignore.......
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.