Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Shhhz..Kizz..::hugzz
btw that's not catnip..
::passing slutts the bag::
silly grin on face...
:::James how do you do the pickle dance in pink?::::
I for one ( I doubt the ONLY one) do not find Angelina fascinating. What I DO find fascinating, scintillating, exciting and fabbbbbbbbbbbalussss are the hot, sexy, funny, wonderful bitches and he-bitches here on dlisted who keep me posting and laughing my arse off.
WHOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE
XO XO XO XO
Sending love to all (even the crazies).
Now I gotta make dinner. *pouting with big, sad puppy eyes*
Brats!
this thread is almost at 320 comments. Just counting.
I know Kizzy, I realized that long ago! Like I said, Brangeloonies never die, they just switch screennames!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Y'all, Nova is LOVESANGELINA. She's doing her usual bullshit, even came in as Happyface and talked to Nova, to make it seem like she's not LOVESANGELINA when Sensimina called her on her bullshit earlier. It's the same old arguments in the same old syntax, same shit, different alt.
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James Haven -
I have a question. How is it that Angie appreciated you so much at that awards show, she showed the whole world that you two are soul mates and in love and then she tosses you aside like a used vibrator battery for Brad? I don't get it!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Hello fellow haunch handler!! Better late than never. There's 3 of us who've fessed up to it, I'm sure there are more who are closet haunches-grabbers. They're just too damn cute not to.
OT: Yeah, it would be nice if the Hollywood moms didn't think starvation was an actual diet, to keep down the pregnancy weight, and to lose any left over afterwards. J.Lo might have gotten slightly chubby towards the end of her pregnancy, but she looked healthy.
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nova:
we're all three years old. can I offer you
shot? Slutts pass the good stuff.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Seems that we got some junior high cliques. Lets go shopping girls. Everybody lets hop in my car, nearest mall is just 5 min away. They sell Victoria Secret Pink line of underwear there.
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Me, me, me....I get to ride shotgun!
Submitted by Nova on May 19, 2008 - 9:35pm.
Nova, why so tense? Everyone here at dlisted is welcoming and caring, so why are you in a snit? As far as ages, we are all different ages, sizes, shapes and colors. James Haven just turned 35 and doesn't look good in Victoria Secret underwear. Don't ask.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on May 19, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Dear, sweet Tiger! Good to see you! *smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
I'd say most people here dislike Angelina yet you are all fascinated with her for good or bad. We even have home grown James Haven speaking in 3rd voice. I mean is that not clear???...psychology 101. I also guess that average age here is 22 years old. So it is difficult to relate to someone who is at least 10yrs older than you are. Seems that we got some junior high cliques. Lets go shopping girls. Everybody lets hop in my car, nearest mall is just 5 min away. They sell Victoria Secret Pink line of underwear there.
Submitted by tangerine on May 19, 2008 - 9:28pm.
James Haven-
We have never spoke but I do want to say I love to read your insider stories. What if Angelina ever finds out that you post here? Wouldn't she put some kind of voodoo on you? How do you keep it a secret? Oh, and I read that you are in the Mary Kay buisness. How is that going for you?
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Nice to meet you, tangerine! At first, James Haven decided to write a tell-all book, but landed at dlisted and made many good friends. It is hard to "see" people on a day to day basis and not share some of yourself with them. Angie has asked James Haven what he is doing on the computer all the time, he tells her, he is studying online, to become a cosmotologist. If she ever knew, there would be hell to pay!
MaryKay business is good, but James Haven hears New York calling him. It might be good to get a different type of clientele. Julia Roberts looks like she is in need of a good moisturizer, no?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 8:17pm.
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James! You hot sexy bitch! C'mere and give Auntie Tigerlilly a kiss on the lips, and don't skimp on the tongue...*stumble, stumble*....What? What do you mean my breath smells of Jack Daniels and carrion? Shit, where I come from that certifies a damn good time, bitch...*Huff*...
We are on for my cucumber aloe ginger facial mask tomorrow, right???? I'll be sober, I swear...(Lindsay Lohan swear...shhhhhhh)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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it is just a matter of taste. You think that Monica is more beautiful I think that they both have different kind of beauty. Angelina type is closer to me because i can associate with her type more.
James Haven-
We have never spoke but I do want to say I love to read your insider stories. What if Angelina ever finds out that you post here? Wouldn't she put some kind of voodoo on you? How do you keep it a secret? Oh, and I read that you are in the Mary Kay buisness. How is that going for you?
Hey Kizzy! I know I am a little late, but, I too pinch the boy's haunches like a butt, tehe. I thought I was just weird, but hey, it's a butt, a cute one, and I am pinching it. He also has long fur on the back of his legs which I refer to as "pants." I love cats, if you can't tell!! I do think Ange looks pretty here, but it is because she has gained weight, finally!! I hope she does not go back to starving herself after she pops out these two, but we all know she will because she is anorexic and cannot see how horrible she looks when she is that thin. Yuck. And I do have to say I get a headache everytime I see that huge forehead vein or artery. Wow.
Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 9:11pm.
She does look good wearing pastels, or any color, really. I abolutely HATE that chartreuse green, but she pulled it off. Beautifully.
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Submitted by happyface on May 19, 2008 - 9:07pm.
That Belluci woman is the exact copy of France first lady Carla Bruni. Angelina is more sensual and earthy than those people.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
Love her smile and her confidence. She always has a positive attitude and that is what makes her outstanding. Everytime I signed in the site ***intimatemingle.com*** and some men were talking about her and said she is attractive.
Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 9:11pm.
James Haven, you hot beyotch! *undulating butt slap*
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Why, thank you!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 9:11pm.
(((Dawnie))) how are you?! *smooches* great to see you!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
MK ANOTHER Brangelina post? Are they paying you be a brangeloonnie? I bet you that you'll have 2-3 posts tomorrow. What a sell out you are. If I want Brangelina news I'll go to Just Jared for Brangelina news..WTF?
James Haven, you hot beyotch! *undulating butt slap*
Kizzy, you're right. There must be some well hidden boning-underwire in the top part of her dress because her knockers are way too big to not spill out otherwise.
Angie looks better in pastels not that she wears them often but when she does it really brightens her up.
JAMESY!
Holy Shiloh!
I have missed you like a Reese's in Brad's scope. Never leave us for this long again!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
Good luck, James Haven! Make sure to steal Brad's epi-pen before you employ your allergen tactics on him.
There is only one man in Angelina's life and that is JAMES HAVEN!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
NOVA-
Monica Bellucci is SOOOOO much more beautiful than Angie who is mostly overrated because of her "controversial" persona.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:01pm.
I would also like to say hi to James Haven, I don't think I have yet! I can't believe the hell Brad is putting you through! I mean, can't a brother love his sister these days?!
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Hello Sensimina...it's sad that James Haven and Angie are not as close as they used to be. Very sad. Brad is not as sweet as he would like you to believe. Jennifer called James Haven the other day and said she would like to have lunch with him, help him find ways to get back at Brad. Seems she knows lots of things he doesn't like, and some allergies. This could be good.
It's that hat. There is something evil about that hat!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James,
I know your just back and all, but I took
another look at the Brad pics.
Did you steal his razor and use it
on the said goat without his knowledge.. ??
Knowing Mitten glance to left::
James.. oh my.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 9:00pm
Brad is jealous of all the attention you pay to Angelina, and secretly wants you for himself, which is why he insists upon you tending to the goat, so you're doing something for him, too. He needs to feel special. If you could lock him in a closet, and leave me the key, I could take care of that for you, LMAO!!
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 19, 2008 - 8:58pm.
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Hi! James Haven! *sock monkey hug & kiss*
Sorry about the goat. Do you also gotta make goat cheese?
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Hello little Socky! Yes. James Haven is responsible for all the milkin' and cheesin' that goes on around there! James Haven is thinking of something he could add to the milk that will have Brad runnin' for the hills!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James,
:: mitten blushing::
You were really missed. So now that your
back.. what shall we do about the goat?
::shudddeeerr:::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
I would also like to say hi to James Haven, I don't think I have yet! I can't believe the hell Brad is putting you through! I mean, can't a brother love his sister these days?!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 8:51pm
I must tell you, James Haven, it's an honor to be on this thread with you this evening, I am very much a fan of your posts!
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Thank you for those kind words, Kizzy! It is an honor to be here with so many nice people, rather then be at home with those two ingrates who don't appreciate James Haven and all his hard work!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 8:46pm.
James!
We have missed you so!!!!!
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Thank you, Mitten. It's good to see you!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 8:51pm
I must tell you, James Haven, it's an honor to be on this thread with you this evening, I am very much a fan of your posts!
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Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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Hi! James Haven! *sock monkey hug & kiss*
Sorry about the goat. Do you also gotta make goat cheese? Yuck!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@Nova -kizzy I am sure in that video she was under influence of some substance
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Gee, ya think???
Oh, and let me guess, SOBER she could quote me Stephen Hawking's challenge to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, right?? Riiiiight. She sure could.
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monke don't go..
just got home from work..
and was hoping for some of your
scathing wit and humor..
but if you must...everyone was whinning today.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 8:37pm.
Yeah, it was a joke, I guess I should have used "a bad penny always turns up" You should read more of Sensimina's posts on this thread, there's something there to interest you.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 19, 2008 - 8:42pm.
Bitch can drop her drawers and noone thinks two bits about it.
Know why??? CAUSE SHE'S ART!
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I think its also to do with the fact she appears mostly in European films (art house ones especially), where notions of nudity is very different from the general stereotype in Hollywood... thus her nudity is projected as a much less 'dirty' affair on screen, and more sophisticated... if you get what i mean???
I think if she was American, it wouldn't be as easy for her to strip in a Hollywood film and still come across as classy and arty.
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on May 19, 2008 - 8:47pm.
James I've missed you sorely love! I'm out!
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Monkey! Good to see you! James Haven has missed all his dlisted cuties!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
ig;
acid and flux they were high on the
favorite baby names..
as were poon and tang... two other to thow into
the virtual hat:::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by Bane on May 19, 2008 - 8:31pm
I ain't scared, and I ain't polite, I'll be more than happy to tell. She was making death threat comments to other posters. Not cool in any way.
People here have rationalized with her, reasoned with her, been kind to her, gave her chance after chance, and she simply can NOT control herself. She is sick.
I guess MK doesn't have direct access to IP addresses, and can only ban names and emails??? Dunno.
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two drink min
I actually like Angelina's facial bone structure more than Monica's. It is stronger, slightly androgenous, more pronounced. I am also glad that people are different and beauty is different and not the same or it would be boring as hell.
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 19, 2008 - 8:44pm.
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How about Acid and Reflux? :)
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But then again, what do I know?
James I've missed you sorely love! I'm out!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
James I've missed you sorely love! I'm out!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
James!
We have missed you so!!!!!
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Hey T.D. didn't see you..
waving from the pond:::
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters