Castor & Pollux?!
Brangelina is reportedly having fraternal twin girls in August and they can't agree on what to name the two messiahs. Gemini Angie wants to name the girls Castor and Pollux after the twin boys of her birth sign. However, Brad is not feeling it, because he doesn't want one of his daughters with a name “like a British cuss word." Bollocks! Yeah, and the other girl will be named after vegetable oil. Instead of the doctor slapping the babies after birth, they would slap Angie for giving them names like that.
Castor and Pollux sounds like a really fancy brand of douche. They should just name them Messiah 1 and Messiah 2.
Here's some pictures of Angie Jo and Brad in Cannes tonight. Brad looks like he needs to lay down in a dark, quiet room with a couple of cucumber slices over his eyes.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 19, 2008 - 4:20pm.
What what what? Loves Angelina was banned? Holy shit!
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Yes.
May God bless and keep LA...far away from us.
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“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”
William Tecumseh Sherman
too true. angie has NOTHING on the exquisite monica bellucci. that woman is walking sex and i am a straight woman...
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Kizzy did you see the catbutt link? It looks like somthing your avie might be interested in.
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zomay on May 19, 2008 - 6:19pm.
BRADIFUL you seem very aware of brad and his actions. What do you think is going on his head? Why do I feel like he is not in love? Is he in love? Or is it one giant snowball that never got smaller?
- uh oh, should I? A Bradilooney moment?
Oh why the fuck not.
Look, I am not an expert, I only go off of impressions and affect. We all see the same photos and read the same bullshit, yes even PEOPLE magazine but he has a trend, Hollyweird dynasty ho's. Gwen was too strong for him, he seems to like the "victim" type.
This just has never set right by ME. Awkward and forced. Who knows but one thing I "see" more consistently is how inconsistent these two are.
This has never been about love IMO. Lust and rebound but not love. He needs a nice semi normal female to be his supporter, arm candy, whatevs.
White picket fence, she would keep an immaculate home and throw fabulous dinner parties and still be able to scratch her ass and fart in public and be all his, just his.
Finis.
Thank you Sluts and Pimps of DLISTED for allowing my rare looney moment.
It felt good for me, was it good for you?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 6:04pm.
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Bust my ovaries? Giggle! Old Hollywood is Ava Gardner for me. New(ish) Hollywood- Monica Bellucci.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 7:17pm.
zomay on May 19, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I said Brad should be lucky he does not have to compete with old hollywood as well. But I know you love him. He is just tired lately.
- Oh for reals. I think he would be a Grace Kelly type.
Or Carey Grant...
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Yeah, he was Redford's "heir apparent" after 'A River Runs Through It.'
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BRADIFUL you seem very aware of brad and his actions. What do you think is going on his head? Why do I feel like he is not in love? Is he in love? Or is it one giant snowball that never got smaller? I know you don't know him, but it just seems weird between them.
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What what what? Loves Angelina was banned? Holy shit!
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on May 19, 2008 - 7:06pm
Nahhh, you aren't the only one, I think we're all actively choosing to ignore, lightly engage, and talk around.
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zomay on May 19, 2008 - 6:14pm.
I said Brad should be lucky he does not have to compete with old hollywood as well. But I know you love him. He is just tired lately.
- Oh for reals. I think he would be a Grace Kelly type.
Or Carey Grant...
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Seriously, Love Angelina was banned? What did she do this time? No more Brangelina thread drama? No more 600 posts about how Angie is the most beautiful bitch in the world? No more calling each other cunt?
Sniff, sniff--bye LA . . .
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As for Angie, my name choices would be:
Lassie and Benji
Flavor and Flav
Patty and Polly (Polly Pitt!)
Marcia and Jan
Dumb and Dumber
I said Brad should be lucky he does not have to compete with old hollywood as well. But I know you love him. He is just tired lately. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
She's pretty.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 7:07pm.
- No way, Skeletina would never include anything Brad related in her creations.
If she could name them after herself, she would.
Angelina & Jolie.
true but then again, she could want to get on jane's good side since jane is still bosom buddies with jennifer...
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Cecily and Gwendolyn
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“If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast.”
William Tecumseh Sherman
zomay on May 19, 2008 - 6:08pm.
Bradiful I still like Brad I was just commenting on the fact that he looks like his battery is being sucked.
- ???what??? Was this for me or someone else?
*scratches head*
But while were there, oh I know he has been looking let's say, like a zombie....
He needs a vacation.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
oh and liz taylor was heart stoppingly beautiful when she was young. add ava gardner, rita hayworth, vivien leigh and veronica lake to the list. they were real beauties and they could act. unlike angelina.
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 5:07pm.
madmaxine on May 19, 2008 - 6:05pm.
they will probably name them jane and marcheline after their respective mothers.
- No way, Skeletina would never include anything Brad related in her creations.
If she could name them after herself, she would.
Angelina & Jolie.
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I wonder if she's tried to marry herself yet.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Bradiful I still like Brad I was just commenting on the fact that he looks like his battery is being sucked.
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Submitted by radio siren on May 19, 2008 - 7:01pm.
WORD. That's the difference, between then & now.
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madmaxine on May 19, 2008 - 6:05pm.
they will probably name them jane and marcheline after their respective mothers.
- No way, Skeletina would never include anything Brad related in her creations.
If she could name them after herself, she would.
Angelina & Jolie.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I dont know if I've been reading all comments fully for too long a time or something, but I think the unspoken one is masquerading here again. When you read the comments as closely as I do you start to see patterns.
This person has popped up approximately four days ago, when the unspoken one was banned :(
...gosh I need a life :(
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 5:53pm.
heehee
Names:
Styx and Hades, straight to the point.
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Now, those were likely her FIRST choices, but I think Jane Pitt threatened her with an Exorcism;)
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I wonder when Angie Jo got her chin implant if she asked for the "Liz Taylor" or the "Jaclyn Smith"?
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she does look good here. and i hate the bitch. i think the prenatal vitamins are working wonders on her greasy hair.
they will probably name them jane and marcheline after their respective mothers. or gettysburg and antietam just to go with the civil war battle theme they got going...
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Uvula-
I'm not trying to bust your ovaries or anything! I just find it surprising that you'd think that. Just out of curiousity, who do you find to be a legendary beauty?
If I had to pick someone from now I'd pick Charlize probably.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
@Sensimina-- The "Battling Burtons'" battles are legendary, they cut each other (verbally) up badly. But, he did buy her the Krupp, since renamed the Burton-Taylor diamond. That much change for a chunk of ice at that time? Yeah, he loved her, too.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 19, 2008 - 6:57pm.
Even the end of the day is subjective.
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I find this to be particularly true when considering different time zones and DST.
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But then again, what do I know?
The thing about Liz Taylor is that she was born looking the way she did without plastic surgery. Watch "National Velvet.". She had that face even as a child. Also, she had very beautiful lips that did not in any way resemble an infected anus. That's a plus right there. ________________________
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Kizzy on May 19, 2008 - 5:53pm.
heehee
Names:
Styx and Hades, straight to the point.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Regarding Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor...
Both of them were beautiful without a doubt. I think I would venture out on a limb and say both were universally beautiful. Marilyn was the blond's blonde. Voluptuous, sexual, but there was still this air of naivete/innocence about her. Elizabeth Taylor was very beautiful in her youth--
black hair, fair skin, unusual eyes.
I haven't seen too many of her films, but I have seem Father of the the Bride and she was so lovely to look at. I think what differentiated yesterday's beauties with today's Hollywood trash is that their facial features and bodies were very proportionate and soft, and not cartoonish and outlandish. Yes, AJ is pretty, but she has those huge lips which are somewhat distracting from the totality of the face. All the other hos in Hollywood have been plasticized to death. It's like that new Nikki Cox look: big ol' pussy lips on the mouth, skin stretched to next Tuesday. Look at Liz Taylor's old photo that Zomay posted. Her eyes are big, but not freakish. Her lips are full, but not trouty. Her nose is delicate, but not non-existant. Women today could learn a lot from their subtlety.
Submitted by islandgirl on May 19, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Even the end of the day is subjective.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 5:55pm.
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Nobody can hold a candle to you, Mrs. K. Or Nicole Kidman- her face would melt.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 3:48pm.
Doesn't mean I have to find their beauty legendary in every film and every picture of them.
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Yeah, ya do.
I kid. ♥ :)
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Oh, Old Hollywood.
Uh, Ms. Monroe had some cosmetic adjustments, just sayin'.
Back in that day, Hollywood bitches were taught to not leave the house, lot or other location looking any less than magazine cover glamorous. They were taught how to walk, talk and be a MOVIE STAR.
While I would never expect things to be that way ever again, at least back then they knew exactly who they, publicly speaking, were.
Today's "actresses" *coughcough* have no idea what real work is.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Ha ha! "Castor" means "beaver" in french! How about Beaver and Muskrat?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 19, 2008 - 6:49pm.
Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 5:44pm.
There is no way in HELL that they will reveal the names of the girls until after the birth.
NO WAY IN HELL.
- Does HELL have a maternity ward?
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Devil's Spawn has to come out somewhere....LOL!
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 3:44pm.
MiserAlba, ScarJo, et. al. will be forgotten in the future, not revered.
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absolutely!
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by Libra on May 19, 2008 - 6:45pm
Well, there wasn't an amethyst-eyed actress before Liz, and there hasn't been one since, so she's cornered the Hollywood market on purple eyes.
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anilegna and darba
semaj and nevah
marcia and marchella
Mrs.Kravitz on May 19, 2008 - 5:44pm.
There is no way in HELL that they will reveal the names of the girls until after the birth.
NO WAY IN HELL.
- Does HELL have a maternity ward?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by zomay on May 19, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Kizzy if young Liz was around today, Brad would not even know who Angie is.
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Kizzy, have you see Father of the Bride?!?!?!?!?
Spencer Tracy, Myrna Loy.
Directed by Vincente Minnelli, 1950.
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YES!!! One of my all time faves, no lie, I have that bitch on VHS. She was sooooooo breathtakingly beautiful, totally blows away any of today's lovelies. I loved that veil, swore I'd be married in one like it.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 5:44pm.
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Holy crap! I didn't say they weren't attractive. Someone said legendary beauty and I do not find Elizabeth Taylor and Marilyn Monroe to be so. Simple as that. It's no different than half the people here thinking AJ looks stunning in this picture but isn't every other day of the week. Are there pictures where both ET and MM are stunning beauties? Sure. Doesn't mean I have to find their beauty legendary in every film and every picture of them.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Brad better thank his lucky stars that these guys are old too. They did it better and way before him.
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Jolie does look pretty when done up professionally. Elizabeth Taylor has presence and a natural beauty.
Meh. At the end of the day, it's all subjective.
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But then again, what do I know?
Personally i have yet to see a face like that of Ms. Taylor (in her heyday, of course) !!!
I just dont get it when the people and the media brand her as the MOST beautiful woman on this planet and that there was none like her before and will never be!
I find that hard to digest!! She's is stunning... but not in the oh-so-exotic-never-before-seen-beauty kinda way !
ISprainedMyUvula -
You can't say they weren't even attractive in their own day! WTF! Men and women BOTH were brought to their knees by Liz and Marilyn! Marilyn was always considered GORGEOUS and STUNNING in her day, and her image is everywhere even to this day. There will not be another Hollywood slutlet that gets recognition like that. MiserAlba, ScarJo, et. al. will be forgotten in the future, not revered.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
There is no way in HELL that they will reveal the names of the girls until after the birth.
NO WAY IN HELL.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
Submitted by zomay on May 19, 2008 - 6:37pm.
Young Liz knocked 'Tammy' right out of her bobbysocks, Angelina wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in Hell. Sheeeit, she probably thanks her lucky stars Liz is so old today!
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