Katie, Please Leave Tommy Girl At Home
It's official! Katie Holmes will make her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller's "All My Sons." She's such a serious actress! The cast will also include John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson better watch his ass, literally. Tommy Girl is coming for it! Patrick is probably the reason Tommy let Katie do the play. His tongue is ready. Barfness.
Theater and dates will be announced shortly.
Playbill.com reports:
All My Sons tells the story of a man who hastily sold defective airplane parts to the Army, which caused the crafts to crash, killing 21 men. His crime, which he long had deflected by blaming his business partner, comes back to light as his son plans to wed the partner's daughter.
Sounds like a 2-hour nap to me! Katie Holmes live on Broadway? One of the animatronic characters at Chuck E. Cheese could probably give a more emotional and earnest performance than she can.
Ugh. This means Tommy Girl is moving to NYC. Great, just what this city doesn't need. More crazies!
Of course Katie will get the plum role of the daughter of the business partner....this will require her to show up every 15 minutes and act concerned while the other actors try to forget they are working with an amateur!
God bless veteran actors like John Lithgow who have to babysit "celebrity douches"...they probably head over to the Playwright bar on West 35th to drown their sorrows afterwards.
Submitted by James Haven on May 19, 2008 - 9:14pm.
James Haven! I have missed your stories you are why I started posting. did they at least give you popcorn with your barley?
Just a quick reminder:
By watching movies (or plays)with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Oh, MK. Having TommyGirl move to NYC IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT!!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Before she sold her soul to Satan and married Tommygirl, the only way Katie Holmes would have been on Broadway is to have bought a ticket.
To be fair to her, though, no one heard of Nicole Kidman before Tommygirl either. Now she's won an Oscar.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
I loathe Katie Holmes so much. She is such a whore in sheeps clothing. Sold her soul for this life of lies and now she actually thinks of herself as an 'actress'. Thats funny.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
Oh, Katie, sweetie, you aren't Nicole Kidman..she's a celebrated actor. Why don't you make your OWN path?
that play sounds goddamn boring. it might tolerable if you first got completely hammered and then saw it
Tigerlilly on May 19, 2008 - 9:55pm.
I'm sure a little Tiger claw surgery would fix KTBot right up.
*tosses a Shauna Sand shoe for a chew toy*
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
@Tiger:
As the proud possessor of a rather broad, but typically 'caucasian' nose, I am ever envying those slim, sculpted noses sported by the starlet harlots.
I am shallow, true, but I hate my catcher's mitt schnozz
I guess I need to go forage in the earthy potato fields with my snout-like honker. *sniff*
*slinks away with broad nose*
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
I HATE, HATE, HATE, her clit nose. I hate it. Her nose looks like the semi-erect clit of a soccer mom who's giving it up for another tennis bracelet.
Hollywood, LEAVE THE NOSES ALONE.
Seriously, no one is ever going to buy Katiebot in anything other than an older (40ish) Joey Potter role or a stepford wife role because, let's face it, in a few years, she went from being Miss Katie Homely to Scieno, mind fucked Mrs. KatE Homely Cruisin' to the Senoir Department at Nortdstrom creepy baby mama.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Good evening, you voracious sluts!
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
RichBitch--
I've never known you to give it to the bullies before!! What gives?
Your avie was great!
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Amen Tigerlily. Why is it unacceptable to have a nose these days? Is LaToya Jackson's beauty THAT inspiring?!
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Wait...Hold the phone peeps...are you saying that LaToya Jackson had a nose job????? You have evidence of this, right? I mean, this is BIG news. This is like saying that Britney Spears is not a good Mom, or that Paris Hilton is slutty, or that...NO! Could it be???? Pamela Anderson has breast implants...Ok, I have to sit down for this...*huff, huff, huff*...Ok, next you are going to tell me George Michael is gay and Mel Gibson is an anti-Semetic narcissistic drunk...See, I know that couldn't be true...
:-D
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Amen Tigerlily. Why is it unacceptable to have a nose these days? Is LaToya Jackson's beauty THAT inspiring?!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
LOL. That's funny, that's what I tell my fiance when I am too lazy to do it, but I actually do have it. It sucks really bad, it's from anxiety.
I don't have it bad enough to not be able to S some D, it's just enough so that my jaw pops once in awhile, I'll get tension headaches, etc.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Why is every female in Hollywood one nosejob away from a Michael Jackson nose? This Joie Potter, womb for sale bitch hasn't even "earned" the Michael Jackson nose, and Angelina Jole looked just fine with her original nose. Fuck, make that little shit ScarJo get a (nother?) nose job. She needs one...Enough with the fugly nose jobs!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sensimina on May 19, 2008 - 10:16pm.
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I'm not sure if I have it, but that's what I tell my husband when he expects a little somethin' extra from me. TMJ sounded so much better than saying I'm just too damned lazy and selfish.
Slutts -
I have TMJ, too! My head and jaw hurt like a bitch, and now that I have sinuses it's hell on earth.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Sluttsy, Mary P. said that just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but I've heard that TMJ is hella painful.
Before you deep throat that Whitman man, you may want to consult your physician.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Lisa Douglas, you're a giver baby..a giver. You're willing to take one for the team.... by a team.
Did you read the thread on chocolate covered meat... I read it and then thought that perhaps I may be persuaded to overcome the TMJ ordeal..... if it is covered in chocolate.
O/T>Katie's grin looked like she swallowed a canary ...or somethin'.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 8:35pm.
For the love of all that's sacred, who's peen must Green Acres suck to get that avie changed!
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Sugarplum, let's make it plural. Line 'em up! I am in the mood to play some flute.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Sluttsville, nobody better put smokin' baby in a corner or there will be mayjah hell2pay!
I'll be curious if Katie pops out any more aliens or if she's just going to wait out her contract and escape.
Mrs. Douglas, you're a woman of action; that's what I love about you and so does the 54th precinct.
For the love of all that's sacred, who's peen must Green Acres suck to get that avie changed!
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Kinda like Beetlejuice, huh.
PENIS!
PENIS!
PENIS!
(You rang?)
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
G.A. Dawlin' how are you, you're like a character from the Wizard of Oz, all I have to do is say "penis" 3 times and you magically appear.
Can you believe that RichBitch ditched the hot ass avie and left us with a field of cellulite....and according to PP, fake photoshopped cellulite.
PP will totally hold up that sign. $25.76 will buy her lots of strawberry Kool-Aid hair dye.
LMAO JH! I really missed your funny ass stories. ♥
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Submitted by madam s. on May 19, 2008 - 9:21pm.
James Haven xoxoxox! It's really nice to have you back. I heard about the wine cellar incident and I certainly wasn't surprised. That Bradley needs a good round of therapy.
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madam! *smooches* James Haven has indeed missed your humor! Yes things are not going well in Casa Pitt. The time has come for James Haven to pack his things and hit the road.....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by ░ on May 19, 2008 - 9:20pm.
I'd sign that too. Richbich's hot ass avie never offended me in the least. Holy frick. People who come here expecting a Sunday School seminar are seriously mental. It was a mini-peak at a butthole shadow. Hardly shocking.
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Seriously, someone thought that avie as offensive... *eye roll* ....it was freakin' beautiful. In fact, I can't remember a thing that RichBitch has ever written because I was always too busy staring at that picture. Yes, nowadays everyone is offended by anything and everything, I love how this place has become the "Valley of the Banned". Next thing you know, a smokin' baby *cough cough* will be offensive.
Did anyone else think of Footloose when they read the John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest would both be in this? So rad that they're getting back together.
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I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir.
Slutttttttttttttts, the pen is out... HA! I said PENIS! ... and I am ready to sign the petition!
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Oh, please! Bitch can't even make a movie! And now theatre!? TommyGirl will be at every rehearsal, every interview, every show, every single fucking day and the script?..he'll change that, too.
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James Haven xoxoxox! It's really nice to have you back. I heard about the wine cellar incident and I certainly wasn't surprised. That Bradley needs a good round of therapy.
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 9:10pm.
See RichBitch, how many signatures do you need? DeeDee and I scrapped together $25.76, we could hire PP to hold up a sign asking for the return of the other avie.
I'd sign that too. Richbich's hot ass avie never offended me in the least. Holy frick. People who come here expecting a Sunday School seminar are seriously mental. It was a mini-peak at a butthole shadow. Hardly shocking.
So Katie can't act. She can still escape.
James when you having lunch and planning
Brad's demise, you could send her tips
on how to knock of Xenu... at least send her the
goat.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
She's a seriously bad actress. I wonder if the critics will pan her, or if the Scientologists will threaten their asses and they will give her fearful dishonest glowing reviews.
Oh please! Katie can't act. Sir Tommy invited us all to a "Very Special Evening With Kate". It was a production of "Gone With The Wind". She was Rhett, Sir Tommy was Scarlett. They asked James Haven to play Mammy but unfortunately, James Haven had sprained his ankle and they didn't want Mammy to have crutches, so the part went to John Travolta.
James Haven could hardly keep his barley milk down (yep. that's what they served at intermission).
Every time Sir Tommy said "Fiddley Dee", James Haven couldn't stop laughing! It got so bad, Usher (yes. They got Usher to usher), removed James Haven from his seat and threw him out of the theatre. James Haven never did find out what happened at the end. Angie wouldn't speak to James Haven for a week after that!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Gucci, congratulations for finishing up school.... way to go! *shaking pom-pons*
See RichBitch, how many signatures do you need? DeeDee and I scrapped together $25.76, we could hire PP to hold up a sign asking for the return of the other avie.
oh yeah i survived. still kinking and pumping. thanks for asking mitten freak!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on May 19, 2008 - 7:54pm.
Offended who????? That....that....that PP avie is more offensive. lol. Can I submit a petition to get the hot ass back?
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I'll sign that hot ass petition!
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Gucci:
surivive Saturday night?
OT..
Katie looks like someone who is calmly plotting
their great escape. ::::maybe if I work hard
enough... he won't notice I'm gone...::::
she wears it well.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Offended who????? That....that....that PP avie is more offensive. lol. Can I submit a petition to get the hot ass back?
Apparently it offended some people.
Cheesus RichBitch; what happened to your avie? I could gaze at the other one all day, this one - only if I'm trying to diet.
Bitch thinks she's Louise Brooks. FAIL!
She looks good here.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Leave Katie alone. She is my favorite actress. I love Tom too. her blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What is she looking for on that site?
Submitted by Hekki on May 19, 2008 - 8:01pm.
Oooh! Oooh! On the way to the Triboro bridge, I noticed the Harlem Scientology Center. NOT fancy. It features a Christian cross in its logo. Interesting.
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Whoa! There is a center in Harlem USA!
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