Katie, Please Leave Tommy Girl At Home
It's official! Katie Holmes will make her Broadway debut in Arthur Miller's "All My Sons." She's such a serious actress! The cast will also include John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson. Patrick Wilson better watch his ass, literally. Tommy Girl is coming for it! Patrick is probably the reason Tommy let Katie do the play. His tongue is ready. Barfness.
Theater and dates will be announced shortly.
Playbill.com reports:
All My Sons tells the story of a man who hastily sold defective airplane parts to the Army, which caused the crafts to crash, killing 21 men. His crime, which he long had deflected by blaming his business partner, comes back to light as his son plans to wed the partner's daughter.
Sounds like a 2-hour nap to me! Katie Holmes live on Broadway? One of the animatronic characters at Chuck E. Cheese could probably give a more emotional and earnest performance than she can.
Ugh. This means Tommy Girl is moving to NYC. Great, just what this city doesn't need. More crazies!
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Oooh! Oooh! On the way to the Triboro bridge, I noticed the Harlem Scientology Center. NOT fancy. It features a Christian cross in its logo. Interesting.
Also interesting that the Scientology CELEBRITY Centre off Madison Avenue at 82nd Street doesn't.
Obvious marketing choices there.
Geez I thought this was Trixie from Speed Racer for a sec... but it's just what's-her-face.
Katie needs to stop pretending like she's relevant and stay home.
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Katie runs to NYC. Not far enough; nice try. Australia? Maybe Xenutians can't swim.
>>Submitted by Pers on May 19, 2008 - 5:29pm.
Whoa! That sounds like a fucking good play and a good time! I know that KatE will be great in it! She's playing the defective airplane parts right?
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But I have to correct you when it comes to the defectives parts, Baby Suri already took the role.
WHAT A DUMB TWAT
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Manimal5 on May 19, 2008 - 6:06pm.
While Robo-Kate is bombing in this play, Tommygirl we'll be starring with Gayvolta in "Grease Me 2".
- And tubes of Grease Lightening in their shared dressing room.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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So I take it that the Scientos were successfully able to download the "serious actress" program into her hard drive because there was no way a Stepford wife would be able to pull off that play.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
"All My Sons" is actually a great old play. I saw it years ago. Devastating. It's fairly intense, though. Not sure how a fembot will do in this production. LOVE Lithgow and Weist! Honestly, when I ready that piece, my first thought was "was there even a young girl in that play?? I remember the parents and the sons. Thats' it!" so maybe Katie won't ruin it. The part will be pretty small, I think.
That is all.
While Robo-Kate is bombing in this play, Tommygirl we'll be starring with Gayvolta in "Grease Me 2".
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"All My Sons" is a good play.
This particular production, though, sounds craptastic.
Broadway, more like Yawnway.
Gee, maybe her and Taylor Hicks will hang out together.
I always thought Katiebot had brown eyes....
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
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At least she was able to find a job.
toot toot...hey...beep beep!
She has alot in common with Pitt. I hope the pay out was worth it for both of them. Sad. She played a good ho in Thank You for Smoking.
KIZZY: Excellent point.
I predict that it closes before it opens. TommyGirl will interfere with it so much and want a walk-on part as a Nazi officer who tried to kill Hitler so that he can tie to his lame-assed-ain't-never-gonna-open-waste-of-film project.
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Is she topless? Where the hell are the rest of her clothes? (kidding)
A two hour napppppppp
I can't wait to read the reviews. She is so going to suck ass.
Submitted by Am on May 19, 2008 - 6:08pm.
All his money changed her. She still looks like she's playing dress up.
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Not so sure it's the money so much as it is just him. Crazy people can make even sane people act crazy sometimes.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Joey Potter on Broadway? Ugh.
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Maybe Broadway will be enough to save her. Who knows? They've been trying to get her out of Tom's clasps forever over at celebrityprayerlist.com
Stepford Wives, the musical.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
All his money changed her. She still looks like she's playing dress up.
Please don't speak of Julia Roberts...I almost forgot about that hag.
Once in a class the dumbass teacher made us do that "get to know you" game where all the kids stand up and answer a question. I so did not want to do that shit. When I stood up she asked me my name and my favorite actress, and I fucking FROZE! It felt like forever, my mind went blank, and I stammered out ..."Julia Roberts?". It was the ONLY thing I could think of and I was so humilated afterward! Fuck the "get to know you" game, especially in college! Fuck!
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
The critics are going to rip her a new one.
Anyone remember the scorching reviews for Julia "Mule Face" Roberts on Broadway?
Bawahhhaaaaa!
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"Sleeping with the Enemy" on Broadway. They should make that into a play and get her ass to do it. That would be radical.
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this is the best picture of katie I have seen in a long time.
Too bad the play wasn't called Robo-Kate. Then it would make sense.
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Cleopatra Stepford.
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Nice fucking helmet hair bitch, how long til she is an anchor women for CNN with that haircut??
Submitted by City Barbie on May 19, 2008 - 2:42pm.
She'll NEVER GET RID OF TOM!!
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She will, but only if he decides not to renew the cointract.
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First of all, I was not "thrown out," I was "asked to leave."
This crap will close opening night.
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She'll NEVER GET RID OF TOM!!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 19, 2008 - 5:27pm.
Yeah, but word on the street is that her latest software upgrade really spruced up the voice. Hopefully they programmed in some personality as well.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Sounds like Romeo and Juliette with airplanes.
i literally just saw patrick wilson's ass on "little children"...you know damn well tommy is gunning for that ass...
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I'm sure Tommy paid a pretty penny for her to get that role. Lord knows it wasn't won on acting merit! Maybe the producers just wanted someone who would draw attention to the play, and let's face it, even freak-show publicity is good publicity!
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I think Kate-3000 looks pretty hot here! Usually though, she looks and acts like a zombie. Also, the ano look doesn't really work on her; I personally think she would "glow" (if robots can do that) a lot more with just a few more pounds on her like she used to have.
Too bad Tommy Girl likes his robots on the waifish side.
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Your [sic] an idiot. How is putting a scorpoin [sic] down your pants being a slut? IDIOT
Tommy Girl and Clay Aiken in the same city at the same time.
There ought to be a law.
im pretty sure she stole the part from Julie Andrews ( sarcasm) It sounds boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Whoa! That sounds like a fucking good play and a good time! I know that KatE will be great in it! She's playing the defective airplane parts right?
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Damn, she looks good. Why hasn't anyone posted about her nose job after Suri?
whoever has done her make up in that photo deserves a gold star.
Is it a musical? I've heard her sing and she's karaoke bar good, not Broadway good.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.