Wino Loves Blaaake
Wino is looking truly lovely in that picture above. I wonder if anybody has ever told her she should be a model. She really should. She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive. So....Wino visited Blaaaake in the chokey today to celebrate first wedding anniversary. Well, their first anniversary was really yesterday, but Wino was busy helping the needy and washing her hair. Yeah, I'm having a laugh.
Wino wore a special heart Blake pin in her hair. That heart is going to get lost in that crackhive and will never be heard from again. I'm sure it will turn up in your dryer while you're doing laundry this week. Your missing sock will show up in Wino's crackhive. See how that works?
Earlier today, Wino posed with some skater boys who knocked on her door. She's seriously becoming the crazy lady of her street that actually answers the door. When I was kid, our local crazy woman never answered the door. We constantly ding-dong-ditched her ass, but she would never answer. I wonder if Wino gives out crack rocks for Halloween?
Wenn, Splashnewsonline.com
removed this
I hope those two boys took a good hot shower w/disinfectant soap when they got home!!
Plus, Ill also say again, I dont think she'll die anytime soon. She's a great junkie.
Last night I found some old police reports from some of my drug arrests.... HYSTERICAL!!! Stuff like:
"Officer Mahoney asked (missy) for her licence and registration. She did not respond, but closed her eyes and appeared to be sleeping on her feet."
AND IM STILL KICKIN AND NOW CLEAN FOR 7 YEARS SO GO GO WINO YOU ROCK STAR!!!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
again, who has Wino's address....
you guys are totally going to see a photo of me at Wino'd door when I go to London in June...
WHO HAS WINO'S ADDRESS?????
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
http://www.intimatemingle.com
BS is a ~~~how to say nice woman.she is wonderful in music.She was said to be fond of internet recently. Some of her fans found her on a interracial dating club INTIMATEMINGLE.COM. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her...
Is that Giselle Bundchen??
Lookin' sexy! Boy, if I was a lesbian...
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Sorry for the off-topic, bitches.
MK--are you kidding me? I WAS THE ONE who put that heart thing in my dryer last night--it was sewn onto my daughter's socks.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 20, 2008 - 8:26am.
I know :(
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Mike,unfortunately, the investors think like this: unless big govts are spending on this, it won't make any money, therefore why invest? It would take a large humanitarian effort to promulgate this invention.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by mike on May 20, 2008 - 6:11am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 20, 2008 - 8:08am.
Crackhouse will be dead by August.
I prediced her death for last December, and again for this past February. Bitch has the cockroach in nuclear winter thing going on.
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Probably true. She just looks like a concentration camp inmate lately.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 20, 2008 - 8:16am.
The Universe has no power to dislike me.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Mike, why would you put negativity upon yourself? Universe no likey you. Well, that explains your current situation.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 20, 2008 - 8:08am.
Crackhouse will be dead by August.
I prediced her death for last December, and again for this past February. Bitch has the cockroach in nuclear winter thing going on.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 20, 2008 - 8:08am.
Crackhouse will be dead by August.
I prediced her death for last December, and again for this past February. Bitch has the cockroach in nuclear winter thing going on.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Crackhouse will be dead by August.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
She's hot, lol! The crack really compliments her face!
I REFUSE to believe this woman is younger than me.
my word! how on earth does she move her hand without help? i think im blind now just from seeing a pic of that rock! *amy winhouse voice* "rock? somebody say rock?"
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
She might be cracked out of her mind, but the eyeliner still looks fierce. A minor miracle that.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
awww, c'mon man.. I just ate!
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"Won't you lay me down in the tall grass and let me do my stuff"
Poor little waif. I want to throw her into a bathtub and scrub her hands with a nail brush. Washing probably deflates the beehive. That may be her rationale for looking scruffy and unwashed.
Can anyone give me an idea of what a z brat might be?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
That's just depressing. I give her six months to a year if someone doesn't commit her, 'cause that's the only way she's getting help, I imagine...
crack head
Holy twat worshipping hell! After all of you psychotic v licking sluts get done sucking the slime out of each other's nether regions could you remember that someone very dear and near death is the subject rather than your lascivious, panty melting bull dyke mullet talk?
P.S. I'm just kidding you hot bitches. I love your hot, lesbian, lower lip kissing, cumtwat talk. Really! Of course, poor M.K. needs a vomit bag every time he has to read this shit but...let the cuntivities CUMense. Yowza!
cute fendi scarf! now how's about some lip chap m'lady...
Submitted by Mr. President on May 19, 2008 - 10:57pm.
That sounded like a dare to me, so hi Mr. President
LOL
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
DA thank you...making me feel so good...as good as ...oh nevermind,,,
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Hi Destri! We love new commenters- the snarkier, the better! Just snark on the Celebs....lol
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
Submitted by chickadee on May 19, 2008 - 11:53pm.
DA *tearing up* thanks honeypie...wow I feel good....how are YOU? want to know what you are doing...Kitten cares...purrrr..mmmmmmm...
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I'm doing great. My baby Lola keeps me pretty busy once I get home and I found a great babysitter when I have to be out of the house.
You should always feel good about who you are and what you do. I had the most wonderful teachers when I was in school and when attending college. Someone affected you in that same way and believe it or not, your children are affected in the same way by you. Ask any child in your classroom what they love best about their day in school and you'll be surprised how many will respond with mentioning how you care about them. Trust.
ON T: Wino looks high.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Welcome, Destri, and Hello to Mr. President.
I say lewd things most of the time, but I am very nice. This a fun site; I hope you like it here.
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"Darling, I love you, but give me Park Avenue."
Submitted by Destri on May 19, 2008 - 11:49pm.
Welcome Destri. All you need is an avatar and you're good to go.
Just don't get an intimidating looking av like mine. That's why nobody ever says hi to me on here.
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Does she have those black things tatooed to her eyelids? She has never taken them off. Anyone seen her without the black things on her eyelids?
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goes ding when there's stuff!
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DA *tearing up* thanks honeypie...wow I feel good....how are YOU? want to know what you are doing...Kitten cares...purrrr..mmmmmmm...
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by Destri on May 19, 2008 - 8:49pm.
Ok...so this is my first time commenting here.
I've been an avid dlister for a LONG time, but I never got around to commenting....
Welcome! Don't be shy. Well, unless a smoking baby is involved. Or Heather Mills with a smoking baby on her moneymaker.
Destri...hi, just beein friendly...
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on May 19, 2008 - 11:34pm.
oohh DA...you make me happy...thank you!
The last day is June 19....I will prob have to do summer school to make ends meet but its cool...DA you are beautiful for asking...how are you, honey?
kisses?
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Oh, my sweet girl - it takes dedication and a very strong love for children to do what you do. It's not easy but you have a beautiful love inside and out that allows these children to be drawn to you in helping them learn. *kisses* You're much closer to love, innocence and beauty working with these children than most of us will ever be in a lifetime. In the years to come, it will be your name they remember when they think of someone who made an impact in their lives. Trust.
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
Ok...so this is my first time commenting here.
I've been an avid dlister for a LONG time, but I never got around to commenting....
Anyhow...does anyone know who made the "Blake" pin/crackhive decoration? It's actually kind of....um....I'll use "Cute" (For lack of a better word lol!)
And um....It's cool that she answered the door for those kids...but I think they need to be bleached now!
@Chicki:
No akeered, here, you are a darling. If I didn't already have the hot love of life, I would give you wink and a smile! But alas, I am completely smitten and overwhelmed with love and passion!
My heart is taken.
-D
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
oooh Dawnie...you are lovely.....lucky Mr. Dawnie :)
Teasing....don't be askeered
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Chickie, baby, if I went aviary, you'd be my bitch! Recognize! You are a HWAT birdie bitch!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
lol Dawnie...well now I'm blushing....you decline...well, can we still be pals..lol
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@Chickadee:
you are a doll, but I have to decline!
My man gets jealous if I stray..........you are a precious thing, though!
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
oohh DA...you make me happy...thank you!
The last day is June 19....I will prob have to do summer school to make ends meet but its cool...DA you are beautiful for asking...how are you, honey?
kisses?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on May 19, 2008 - 11:26pm.
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Hello, my little bird. How are you this evening? How is school and when is the last day? Teachers have always amazed me with their patience and a talent to work with children. You have my utmost respect, Chickadee. *hugs*
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......
mmmm, Dawnie...can Chickie snuggle you? want to...I have a boyfriend but he might not mind girlieness...doncha think?
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by chickadee on May 19, 2008 - 10:28pm.
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Never hurt my Chickadee........
love Chickadee! No hurt for her.
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Oh girl, sail her, don't sink her this time.......
oh wait that is for Dawnie...sorry....
Punish me?
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 19, 2008 - 11:21pm.
@DA:
Darling, no one makes me feel more wanted than you do! I heart you, DA! And how is our darling Lola? This is the reason I check back in after weeks of absence!
ONT: EGADS! What HORROR!
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Princess Lola is absolutely the cutest little bug in the world. She's asleep..went to the vet for her shots today...so she was sore and kind of sleepy. I just love her so much. Will post a pic soon. She's meeting the groomer this week and getting her first haircut! Still trying to get her to chew her little lamb, but she won't. Hmmm..
"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......