I thought this shit was over! Well, it's not. Lindsay Lohan has been sued by a NYC college student for allegedly stealing the girl's prized fur coat. Masha Markova claims HoHan stole her $11,000 fur while both were partying at Nachos birthday party at 1Oak in NYC. Masha thought the coat was gone forever until she saw pictures of HoHan wearing said coat in OK! Magazine. Drat! Caught in OK! Magazine.

The coat was later returned to Masha with no explanation or apology.

The papers state, "Defendant's [Lohan's] actions were intentional, oppressive and malicious and were carried out with reckless disregard for plaintiff's rights," according to the lawsuit. Plaintiff has been injured by the defendant's actions."

"Throughout this time, defendant used plaintiff's blond mink coat for her own benefit and deprived plaintiff of her rightful possession and use of her property."

Masha is seeking unspecified damages. She previously said in interviews she wanted around $10,000 as a rental fee. This bitch is crazy.

These two skanks should "talk it out" over a few lines, a couple of 69 sessions and call it a day. I mean, good luck getting $10,000 from HoHan! Can she pay Masha back in Sunset Tan gift cards?

Below is an interview Masha did with "The Insider" a few weeks ago. See, my comment about the lines and 69 totally makes sense now.





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James Haven had an autographed photo of Wayne Newton that he proudly displayed in his room! It read:

To James Haven and President of my Fan club, Hold fast to your dreams, and you too may end up on Dancing With the Stars" Love The Newt"

Lindsay stole it! It was there when James Haven dusted his room earlier, and gone after Lindsay left the dinner party! James Haven thought she was walking funny she must have stuck the frame in her pants! Nasty! Everyone knows Lindsay doesn't wear underwear!

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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.

what a fucking twat, if you have an $11K coat DON'T PUT IT DOWN or leave it some random ass place. but i agree masha should be HOT SLUT

Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 7:55am.

Submitted by yourethatgirl on May 20, 2008 - 7:51am.

I think this is a different Masha. That Masha had a last name of Gordon.

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Masha doesnt need the money. She just wants to be on TV and sue Lohan for publicity. Lohan is dumb. They should just throw this case out. 10k my ass!

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Masha should FURget about the lawsuit. Just have the fur cleaned from Hohans skank butt smell.

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Lohan is an idiot for pissing off the daughter of a wealthy Russian "power player."

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Masha Markova should be Hot Slut!
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Submitted by SolitaryAngel on May 20, 2008 - 10:11am.
@islandgirl: I read somewhere that Masha's dad IS in the Russian Mafia; not only in it, but the head of it!

HA!!! No way they're going to give Lindsay a free pass cause she's famous! She better pay up, or she'll end up in the sex slave trade!

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Deja vous. Wasn't this posted 2 weeks ago by MK?

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Blohan shouldn't have taken the coat - but it proves that she thinks she can do whatever the hell she wants...

On the other hand, I wouldn't go around leaving expensive items laying in a club somewhere - that is just stupid....

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While the girl who had her coat stolen might be another little twat, I'm still glad Hohan is getting sued. Hohan is a fucking child and there is no excuse for just going and grabbing coats that you like at a party.
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I bet LaLohan will soon be on this online news show: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/5/16/dft-news-episod...

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The interviewer was like ohmigod what happened?1 It is ET though...still. Recessive!

That coat looks like some shit Carol Channing would have worn.

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this gal is every bit as annoying as Lohan, she is so busy preening for the camera she cant speak coherently.

She didnt even bother to comb her hair for this so called interview and she can NOT rock the bed head look.

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Masha's mom was clearly a MAN.

puke!

1 oak is LAME!
LAME I TELL YOU!

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Submitted by yourethatgirl on May 20, 2008 - 7:51am.
I think this Masha girl is the same one that's best friends with Nicole Richie. Remember the memorial day party invitation. I think she was the other one throwing the party.

You're right. How odd. (I always thought that was a funny invite, but many didn't like it.)

I think this Masha girl is the same one that's best friends with Nicole Richie. Remember the memorial day party invitation. I think she was the other one throwing the party.

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$10,000 LOL!!! This $hit wouldn't even make into court! LMAO @ that video!! On second thought... Oh yeah girl... go to court! Can't wait for the judge to get a load of ya :-) Ohhhh.. I hope they put it on Court TV!!

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Isn't this fool supposed to be a Columbia student? Since when did the Ivy League start admitting brain dead morons who can't put together a sentence? Methinks the Russian mafia had a hand in there somewhere..

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the loho needs to go to jail for stealing a $11,000 fur coat. Isn't this grand theft (over $5,000). I don't know the law, but I'd be arrested and waiting my trial date if I stole a fur coat.

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i am just in awe that a person as rich as lindsay lohan would feel the urge to take a coat that they found lying around a club. i mean, the girl goes shopping every damn day. then again, this is lindsay lohan we're talking about. not in awe so much anymore now that i think about it. she does have a coke habit to support.

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The papers state, "Defendant's [Lohan's] actions were intentional, oppressive and malicious and were carried out with reckless disregard for plaintiff's rights," according to the lawsuit. Plaintiff has been injured by the defendant's actions."

- No fair, Lilo has no idea what "oppressive" means.
The reckless part is a given, Masha Markova, Masha Masha Masha was in the same place as Lilo, she ain't no damn angel.

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@islandgirl: I read somewhere that Masha's dad IS in the Russian Mafia; not only in it, but the head of it! The coat was a gift from her grandmother...

I was really hopeful that HoHan would be found somewhere floating in a body of water but alas; apparently there are some things even the Mafia won't touch!

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I really hate Lilo's "fuck me" face.

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that coat is worth $95 at the Salvation Army
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"She should go to Kazakhstan and milk goats"!

haha, I'd love to see that.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 9:47am.

WORD.

@3D--That bitch probably found $10,000 worth of rock in her pocket lint when she got it back from Lindsay. But it would be interesting to find out where a simple "college girl" got such an expensive coat.

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@Kizzy:

♥ *smooch*

Now about those red snapper leggings...........

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I'm just going to ignore it because honestly, these Brangeloonies give me the chills with their posts! I find it creepy as hell. But I believe if you don't engage it, it will go away.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 9:42am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 8:38am.
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I know, one of the disagreements I've had on here with someone was about baiting her. After being blasted by her for the phrase "got this earth mother thing going" and going round and round, when I saw someone deliberately trying to provoke her, I tried to point out that was equally as wrong as what she had been doing and I got told off for it.

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I saw this hot bitch on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site. Is she single now?

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:43am.
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Ewww. That is all. :)

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Submitted by islandgirl on May 20, 2008 - 9:36am

ITA--something sure smells fishy about that story, and I don't think it's Lohan's month-old leggings.

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 8:38am.
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Take all the license you want, hon! :)

I know, she really rubbed some people wrong. I totally get that. But I also know that there are some users (not saying you) that used to bait her and get her to post, then let her have it with both barrels. I just think it was unfortunate all-around. I could have been avoided.

I knew that being nice to her would not be the most popular move, but I felt kind of bad for her. I am not blasting anyone, really! I like everyone! I am a whore like that! :D

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@3D= I believe it was the petition, which I had absolutely nothing to do with, including signing it, as I am not a forum member...

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@Your Mom Ate:

Yeah, you're right. Maybe a pressure washer or sand blaster........or a good soak in Clorox.

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3D-(sorry, I'm taking license)

I can do that, did do that, til she jumped on me. Then it was on. Whole time y'all was discussin' last night, did I come in there and start static? Nope. Did I even butt in? Nope. Did I disparage anyone either last night or here today? Nope. Have I even protested? Nope.

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I have no sympathy for anyone that wears fur. She shouldn't get her coat back and a bonus too.

However, Hohan stole the coat because she could. She has serious self entitlement issues.

I think she should sue Daddy dearest and White Oprah.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 8:25am.
I think Hohan needs to steal some coarse grade sandpaper to get that fake tan buildup off of her ginger ass skin. Gah! She looks muddy. No dead animal can fix that, but a bath could.

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Where does a "college" student get the means to own an $11,000 fur in the first place? She's either a high class hooker or Daddy is in the Russian mafia. And if she was palling around with Hohan, I'd say the former.

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Damn LA got banned?! SHIT!

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Ernestine's picture

I think Molovia or whatever her name is AND Lindsay should each be anally electrocuted for choosing to wear a goddamn mink in the first place!! Eff 'em both. Trashy, pelt-wearing Long Island skanks...

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She's not "smiling with her eyes," but I think she's "smoking crack" with her eyes and that's more impressive.

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shhhhh Sheeps........I am actually still sleeping, but my "alt" is up trolling as me. It's just too early for her to think of another name...

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they are both nasty cunts for wearing a fur coat.
technically speaking, the fur belongs to the dead animals that were skinned so that these two sick idiots could think themselves glamorous.

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Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 8:15am.
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I know I am in the minority, but LA never bothered me much. I don't get why she was banned, actually. She never threatened anyone or posted personal info about other Dlisters......I guess I just think if you don't like what she posts, don't read.

Not trying to start anything, just saying what I think about it. :)

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Sheeps's picture

This is a pretty shitty lawsuit, which makes me think it's more for publicity. The most she'll get is the depreciated value of the rabbit coat, if Lohan totally trashed it. More likely, she'll get the amount it'd take to clean and fix the coat. I guess, as a college student (*cough*), that's something.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 9:25am.

For reals. If she's doing it to cover the freckles, she should stop. With just the freckles, at least she'd look cleaner.

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I think Hohan needs to steal some coarse grade sandpaper to get that fake tan buildup off of her ginger ass skin. Gah! She looks muddy. No dead animal can fix that, but a bath could.

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Ten thousand? Good luck!! You're not going to get a penny from that used up husk. It's all for booze and leggings!

I'm STILL laughing about the "Wanna sponsor my binge drinking" ad.

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Now normaly i would say ok you got your coat back leave the who thing alone and get on with your life. but this bitch didn't even apologize for stealing her coat so for that, i say sue her Masha sue her for all you can get!

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