Ali Lohan Had It Rough
Breaking news! 14-year-old (going on 45) Ali Lohan got made fun of at school once. Ali said that a group of girls made a video about her and put it on YouTube. Those girls are awesome. Well, they are.
She told People, "They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I'd be grounded for life! ... They're disgusting kids. I got really aggravated."
Those "disgusting words" she's talking about are probably part of White Oprah's daily vocabulary. If White Oprah heard Ali say those words, she would probably pat her on the back and give her a congratulatory puff from the Lohan meth pipe.
Ali said the girls were suspended. She went on to say that she no longer has those problems, because she's home-schooled. She said, "You learn so much more – it's just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems. No one's talking about you behind your back. It's definitely easier." And instead of getting gold stars for a job well done, you get shots of Tequila! Shit, why didn't I go to The White Oprah School Of Hard Knocks And Tequila Shots.
Ali seems to think that only girls get made fun of, "I think it happens to all the other girls out there, because girls are just mean. It doesn't happen with guys. When I asked [my little brother] Cody, he was like, 'No, Guys don't care!' "
Oh Ali! Who knew a 45-year-old woman could be so naive?
Avie test
Is she wearing contacts? I was pretty sure she had brown eyes..
Little girl...you need to get away from your spotlight, your interviews and, most importantly, your foul pig of a mother. What in hell is Dina doing to what's left of her family? Does she have *any* ethics?
Papa Michael best grab the two boys and head to Alaska with them before Bloody Mary Mama gets ideas about whoring them out to E! too.
Wow, can this kid have any more makeup plastered on?? Gross!
Her eyes frighten me. She's got the look...of a woman, not a 14 year old girl. That girl has had some peen without a doubt.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
im sure that Ali was braging about having a famou sister and being a famewhore her self and the girls decided to show her that they dont care who her sister is
Gee, girls were NEVER mean to me growing up (ROLLING EYES!). I honestly don't know ONE person...no matter how popular, cool, pretty, they were...that didn't get made fun of at least once growing up. I mean, really...get over yourself.
If Ali thought the girls at her school were mean, she has no idea what DListers can dish out!!! Mwa ha ha haaaa! To White Oprah I say, Bring it on Bitch!!
ali is being home schooled by white oprah? i guess if ali must learn the fine art of blowjobs and coke snorting, there is no better teacher than her mother...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Hmmm,I always thought people had to actually care about you to make fun of you.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Ali.
stfu. What a hard-core wannabe. No wonder she got made fun of.
Get some individuality, mini-whore.
Home-schooled is when you have a loving parent teach you, hiring in people to teach your kid so they don't have to go to school is called "being tutored" . I'm sure that that "caring nurturing mother" is not teaching her...
Submitted by Manimal5 on May 20, 2008 - 9:03am.
The only thing you get from The School of White Oprah is some good blowjob skills.
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Manimal, you don't give her enough credit. She teaches snorting and drunkenness, as well.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 20, 2008 - 9:03am.
Home-schooled by White Oprah. Alli is so screwed. She's going to wind up illiterate like her idiot sister.
Does Linds have a High School diploma or a GED? Probably not.
No. The only thing you get from The School of White Oprah is some good blowjob skills.
Reading is not required.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 9:57am.
"Ali Lohan Had It Rough"
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That's ok. Give it another year and she'll like it rough
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If she doesn't already, something tells me Dina's breaking her in to the business.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"Ali said the girls were suspended."
BOOOOOO!
Little twat tattletale. Man up AliBaba, the real world will straighten out your barrel curls and smack your lipliner back to the Wet n Wild counter.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
"Ali Lohan Had It Rough"
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That's ok. Give it another year and she'll like it rough.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
"Your sister is a big gayelle alky slut who can't act worth shit."
WAAAAAAAAAA! Mommy!
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Leave her alone. I love her forever. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Dr. M
SHE SHOULD WATCH "MEAN GIRLS" -
AND TOUGHEN UP A LITTLE -
Peace
Dr. M
MM
Has anyone seen "True Life: I Live on Long Island"? That is the trashiest shit I have ever seen in my life! It is forever 1999 there.
The only thing that surprises me about the Blohans is that they don't have the annoying LI accent!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
As I have said before, this girl won't live to see 20. She worships Lindsay.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
I have a niece that is one year younger then Ali and she has never or will never dress like that while she is a teen. That is repulsive and Dina Lohan is the furthest thing there is to a "Mother of the Year" award.
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Well I kindof see what she is trying to say. Girls and guys tease differently. Girls try to mess with girls mentally while guys try to mess with guys physically.
boy she's realy got that long island trashy face going doesn't she?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Ali would get a better education at Scientology school.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Like my wise old grandmother used to say, "Those who can't 'do' whore out their kids for financial gain."
*wipes tear*
I miss Granny.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
Doomed.
i'm looking forward to her barely cohrent coke-inspired ramblings to the media in future. they should be quite "adequite"
yippee!☺
Can't say the word "cocksucker" but you mom will flash you a picture of what may be your own sister doing it.
Parental hypocrisy at it's finest.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Hilarity.
At least she hasn't got that "Used up at 18" look yet.
Give W.O. a year or two to fix that...
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Surfing the apocalypse.
wait 3 years Cody..,,,all the boys will be singing, "I saw your sister sucking cock".
Ali had a nose job, and her lips have Restalyne on them....that is just fucking sick.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
why do I feel like crying when I see or hear from her? I think they should call the E-show Livin' the vida Lohan
I am counting the days for the sex tape/ rehab interview/ W magazine cover/ Vanity Fair photo
http://www.intimatemingle.com
SURE,i just downloaded her hot photos from +++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM +++ it is a hot community for black and white people to meet for sharing.
I wonder if white oprah is already encouraging ali to fuck to get ahead like she did with lindsay
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
As Judge Judy once said "So you homeschool your children. Where did you get your teaching degree?"
"No one's talking about you behind your back."
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Apparently she doesn't have access to the internets at her home-school.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Why is this 14-year-old wearing colored contacts and fake hair?
Oh please those girls didn't say anything she hasn't heard before or that wasn't true. Ali and her slut sister are both disgusting. But then I wouldn't expect anything less considering they have WO for a mother.
Home-schooled by White Oprah. Alli is so screwed. She's going to wind up illiterate like her idiot sister.
Does Linds have a High School diploma or a GED? Probably not.
Loose,
Not surprising, considering who her "role models" are...
This family needs to go the fuck away!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Ali can't seem to stop talking, but she can't seem to start thinking first.
Diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!
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