Dreamy's Piss Prank
Dreamboat Doherty played in a celebrity soccer tournament over the weekend, but he was kicked out for pissing in a trophy! Awww......I love him.
You see, Dreamy was given access to the chairman's office so he could have some privacy and wouldn't get in the way. Dreamy decided to play a little prank, so he pissed in a trophy! A source told The Sun, “One of the security guards was tipped off that Pete was trying to take a trophy. When he checked it out he found that Pete wasn’t nicking it, he was filling it up. He is a huge QPR fan and thought it would be a laugh to leave a little surprise.”
I'm surprised Dreamboat didn't drink it up. His piss is probably 200 proof! You know that trophy melted into puddles of nothing.
Dreamy can piss in my trophy anytime, if I ain't being too subtle. I know, too early. Have another cup of Sanka, take a bong hit and then read that joke again.
RE:::Submitted by gee_gee on May 20, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Listen, MK.
Viewing pictures of "Dreamboat" causes approximately 10,000 brain cells to die. Please warn somebody next time! Damn. :::
NICE ONE! lol.
ok so that shit Amy Crackhouse has IS contagious!!
just don't know who gave it to who....lucky me I don't have to touch either one of them
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Tick "None comprehended."
Listen, MK.
Viewing pictures of "Dreamboat" causes approximately 10,000 brain cells to die. Please warn somebody next time! Damn.
SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE THIS HUNK HIS OWN SHOW PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WOULD BE FIRST HAND CRACK TV
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I KNEW I shouldn't have scrolled down.
Vomit inducing grossness and beyond.
Holy crap. Those sores.
Those sores.
*crying*
Pete doesn't bathe, he's too busy saving the world!
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oi!! Don't mention take another hit, with the price of gas hitting the roof I can't afford to smoke everyday.
Your Mom,
Think how low his water bill must be! Frugal.
Madam S.--He also never showers!
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Pete never disappoints.
He should have pissed on his face to help clear up them nasty sores.
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DDD
I'm off work, so I put my son on the bus and fell back asleep til some city water fucker showed up to tell me there's a break on my street and they're fixing to turn off the water.
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His son was there too, if I'm not mistaken. Nice example to set, to go along with general bad behavior, prison, drugs, indiscriminate sex, torturing kittens, etc.
Can't he simply be executed by firing squad? I mean, really.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
CTH!
Wondered when you'd get here! Dreamy was fairly crying out for you!
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
omg, sexy avatar alert yet again.
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God, every time I look at him, it makes me want to bathe in scalding hot water.
Ew....just....ew.
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Klassy. And damn dude, put some neosporin on those open sores.
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Guys, I am like scared to go to bed at night because I dream about my hot ass ex like every night! And he's so much nicer in my dreams than in real life. It sucks! I'm scared to sleep because I always blab out loud - Rob heard me say my ex's name and some other shit before and got really pissed!
I can't help it, but I dream about him all the time.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
My fiance's hair looks like that first thing in the morning lately. Minus the lice, dandruff, ticks, and Crisco. It's sort of cute when the hair is attached to a head that is attractive and not covered in mutated cold sores and crack scratch fever.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Dawnie, you can have ALL the crack hon. It's all you.
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-Dina Lohan
Astile must have been so proud: "Dad, I don't wanna leave early!"
@PSL & Clarisse:
Well, that leaves more crack pus for moi! :D
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
Submitted by The C word on May 20, 2008 - 9:26am.
On the plus side, he wasn't the waterboy.
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A fact I'm sure both teams appreciated ever so much.
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Oh DDD,
Yeh! I'll pass!
*vomit burp*
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
No Dawn, it's just you.
lol
he is fucking skeevy.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
On the plus side, he wasn't the waterboy.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Pissing in the trophy...way to be a role model, Dad!! **golf clap
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
nasty
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Is it just me or does anyone else want to suck on his cracky-meth sores? Anyone? No? I guess it's just me.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
The best thing that could happen to that little boy is for his foul P.O.S. daddy to OD...and SOON!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
wow....and just remember people he has bred.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
He got kicked out because his piss is so loaded with drugs it's an illegal substance! The chairman wanted to keep it to himself so he could sell it for its high street value
There's a new drug in town kids, and it's called Dream-E. JUST SAY NO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
I saw the pic of him with his kid yesterday and thought "that poor kid". This just doubles that sentiment.
This is something a fourth grader would think is funny.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
unfortch, he got kicked out before he could smear his impetigo face along the trophy cases.
~~The world's largest sink hole~~
Maybe he was being tested for steroids.
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But then again, what do I know?
he is beyond disgusting....I've really had enough of him.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan