SICK!!!!
Jude Law and Kimbo Stewart touching lips! Those nasty dykes! Get a room! Better yet, get a coffin and stay there forever. The Sun has a couple of pictures of Jude and Kimbo making out at some C-list club in Essex on Saturday night.
A source said, “We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air." Just because Jude Law is balding doesn't mean he has to lower his standards. Kimbo?! I would rather lick Rod Stewart's raisin ass lips than even hold Kimbo's hands. Nast.
Jude really needs to lay off the booger sugar. It makes him do things like this! He better punish himself by staring at Cisco Adler's soggy nuts for at least 20-minutes straight (Cisco used to date Kimbo). Those things have been in Kimbo's mouth! Ack!
Below are pictures of Jude with Jeremy Gilley in Cannes yesterday and Kimbo Stewart at the Sex and the City premiere in London a week ago. I mean, Kimbo is hot for a Bel Ami power bottom porn star.
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Didn't he already jump the shark? He has no hair.
Sunbarrel, if you take offense, go and ride the painted pony that is Just Jared. More your speed.
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Yep, Jude's officially jumped the shark. Or jumped the skank. Whatever. He's off my shortlist now.
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Submitted by sunbarrel on May 20, 2008 - 11:07am.
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"Shall" is mandatory and "May" is permissive.
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Submitted by sunbarrel on May 20, 2008 - 11:07am.
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How can you not love the offensive comments? If you want celebrity kiss-ass go to Perez
Submitted by sunbarrel on May 20, 2008 - 11:07am.
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And does that bother you? Would you like to tell our resident psychiatrist all about it? How about a Fukitol pill to calm you down?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Ew, that huge mole on her neck looks even bigger and unshapely. She totally has melanoma. Good!
jude is officially tainted...gross...
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Submitted by sunbarrel on May 20, 2008 - 12:07pm.
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SO I take it you are a HUGE Phill Collins fan then?
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Kim may be a nasty skank, but she actually looks really good for once! It's amazing what different hairstyle can do.
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.
first I want to say that this site claims that offensive comment may be deleted....well, by reading most of these comments that is obviously NOT true. There is a lot of offensive stuff here.
Back to Jude, he is entitled to have some fun, but unfortunately it is with Kim Stewart (I am NOT a fan of her and I happen to think she is very skanky). Jude was obviously drunk. I doubt he would hit that if he was sober.
Devore, I was going to post...and then I read yours. Nuff said.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
law fucked his frumpy looking nanny too.
dude is not selective.
Well, fading movie star looks and all, there are still some rocks for him to look under the next time he needs a date.
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
And she does look better with shorter hair here. She has a thin face. The long straight hair dragged her down and made her look older and raggedy. Perfect example of long hair not being for everyone.
When the fuck will all of the actresses STOP DOING THAT STUPID EXTREME LEG CROSS POSE???!!!
It looks ridiculous and totally unnatural.
It will NOT make you look thinner.
It's like someone tying a sweater around their waist. Great camouflage! Not like most of those bitches need to look thinner the coke takes care of that. But please. LEG cross, stop the insanity!!
barf
oops wtf? Sorry for the triple post. lol
That's it!
Between Dreamboat's open sores and this nasty business I need to lie down and breathe.
Digsusting.
Jude has hit rock bottom.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Is she grabbing his crotch in that one picture??? Nast.
I don't like Kimbo but I will admit that she actually looks slightly better with the short hair. Actually she looks a little like Sienna Miller circa "Factory Girl", which just makes it even more creepy. She's still fug though.
NOOO. You are lying liars.. Its drop dead fred!! *stomps feet* *kicks floor* Ok I just like having tantrums.. that's all!! *runs away*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Bel Ami...ys, my first love in terms of porn. I've outgrown it, but Lukas Ridgeston will always be my first.
Harsh. Jude has some serious self-hatred he should look at.
kimbo has always irked the fuck outta me.
seriously, i peeve her a million times
more than shitney which is sayin a whole lot.
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Okie,
Nah, it's JLMiller from Trainspotting.
And if you do point a finger, wipe first! =)
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 9:07am.
clarisse!! Is your Av Drop Dead Fred?? LOL Looks like him.. he's a booger picker! So Am I, So I'm not pointing fingers!!
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That's actually one of AJ's ex-husbands...Johnny Lee Miller.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
clarisse!! Is your Av Drop Dead Fred?? LOL Looks like him.. he's a booger picker! So Am I, So I'm not pointing fingers!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 10:02am
♥♥♥♥♥♥ Many thanks, my dear!!!
Wonder if the Hollywood set sees another so-called star, and just asks, "Are you having an outbreak?" and if both have active sores, that's how a real hook-up occurs.
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Fukitol YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
reinvention,
Good point!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
oh please. he already boinked lindsay lohan. there's no going further down once you've already scraped a hole in the bottom of a barrel.
yippee!☺
Kizzy. Bwahahah. That little poem was funny!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Was there not anyone else around? This is the best Skanky and Skeevy could come up with? Each other? Eeeeewwww.
Lovely to look at,
Delightful to hold,
Touch it while naked,
Your coochie gets mold.
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Hwores of a feather.
Maybe he's vying for a spot in the rotation in Hollyweird.
Gf swapping and shit.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
slutty slut slut
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 8:53am.
(Didn't like my dumb post.)
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A first-class restroom is NEVER dumb, Sheeps. The blue water can be problematic, but there are risks involved in any toilet related sexual encounter.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
I totally thought MK said "Bon Ami power bottom." Scrubby, scrub, scrub.
Jude Law would fuck a knothole. He is a serious manwhore.
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Senismina:
wake and bake, eh? I don't like to, makes my head fuzzy for the whole day....I like caffeine, as my drug of the morning....
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why does kim stewart always stand like shes holding in a major piss?
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I dont think, I drink.
I don't think Sienna is attractive at all PSL, but that's just me. And yes, no good excuse for getting it on with Kim. Just.Plain.Wrong.
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(Didn't like my dumb post.)
Does he KNOW that she has had Cisco's meat and two veg in that mouth? HWORES, the lot of 'em!
Thanks, Sheeps and Dawnie.
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But then again, what do I know?
jude should go back to london and douche.. I am so over him.. and kimbo ? wait.. i don't think he could get better than her ! ha ha
I think Sienna is not that pretty. She is attractive, but lately she is looking used and abused - heavy drug use really ages you.
That being said, I think she is too attractive to be worrying about Jude Law, who is ugly as hell as of now. Yet he's still hotter than Rhys whatever! Hmm. What a mess. I need a morning bong rip!
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
he looks hot making out.
Im kind of jealous.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
noooo!blaragaraghh, god i use to love him. but honestly i've seen denser locks on 70's porn vag than on his head lately.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 6:46am.
Thanks. (The word "HWORE" is protected by the copyright laws of the United States. Any dissemination without the author's express prior permission maybe be grounds for civil penalties or criminal prosecution.)
DeeDee:
Sienna may be a crazy slut, but she's very, very pretty. There is just no excuse for "snogging" Kim.
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http://www.intimatemingle.com
But who knows she had a profile at+++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM +++which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so