SICK!!!!
Jude Law and Kimbo Stewart touching lips! Those nasty dykes! Get a room! Better yet, get a coffin and stay there forever. The Sun has a couple of pictures of Jude and Kimbo making out at some C-list club in Essex on Saturday night.
A source said, “We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging the face off Jude Law. They were really going at it and barely came up for air." Just because Jude Law is balding doesn't mean he has to lower his standards. Kimbo?! I would rather lick Rod Stewart's raisin ass lips than even hold Kimbo's hands. Nast.
Jude really needs to lay off the booger sugar. It makes him do things like this! He better punish himself by staring at Cisco Adler's soggy nuts for at least 20-minutes straight (Cisco used to date Kimbo). Those things have been in Kimbo's mouth! Ack!
Below are pictures of Jude with Jeremy Gilley in Cannes yesterday and Kimbo Stewart at the Sex and the City premiere in London a week ago. I mean, Kimbo is hot for a Bel Ami power bottom porn star.
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I don't know why I'm shocked to see this, but I am. He has the worst taste in women.
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In the photos next to the headline I thought at first that David Letterman was busting boinking a young socialite.
Then i scrolled down and saw it was Juuuuude.
THEN i actually READ the words.
I am happy to know is was Phill 2.0 and David Letterman is not fucking a poon germ farm.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
You have to be a brave soul to kiss Kimberly Stewart. She's sucked so much dick, her spit could probably get you pregnant with twins!
Jude's a douche, and that image of Cisco Adler
refuses to leave my mind no matter how much eye bleach I use!!!!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
PSL,
Oh agreed. Ripley not the best movie, but it had a hot british guy in it, so i had to have a peek!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
@IG:
It's HWORE! Ask Sheeps.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 8:42am.
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Word! Jude can Dickie my Greenleaf any day. That doesn't really mean anything, it was just fun to type.
Only I still like 2008 Jude.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
Submitted by gucci on May 20, 2008 - 9:35am.
I agree.
Is her hand on his weiner in the main pic?
WHORE!!
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But then again, what do I know?
Clarisse:
really? I though "Ripley" sucked ass.......boring shit.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
He is boldly putting his mouth where many cocks have gone before!
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Gah! Why?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Enemy at the Gates and The Talented Mr. Ripley Jude Law = Totally fucktastic.
2008 Jude Law = Nooooo farkin way!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Oh, PUKE. Jude snogging that useless, spoiled celebuspawn has killed any hotness he still possessed.
Why doesn't he go screw another Nanny??
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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He is my favorite actor. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said he is very picky about young women on that site.
Was she minding his kids?
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
GET OFF OF MY PHIL COLLINS 2.0 KIM HO STWEART!
Jesus Jude!
If you wanted to get funky i could have just put on some Genesis while i let you stick yo dick in a petire dish from the CDC!
I remember him but who is she supposed to be again?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Oh Alfie!
Alfie!!!
You man whore!!!!
Ewww. Kim's nasty
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Rollin' with the homies
Cisco must need a two-tier ladder in order to teabag his hos.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Jude balding, Jude bald, I would still wreck him sunup to sundown. Hot motherfucker.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
That is breaking news! Two sluts acting slutty.
EEUUUWWW.
I know Jude is a he-ho, but sheesh- who fuck kisses KimsStew? She is fug and nasty!
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
Jude is so not hot anymore..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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