Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Hot Pepaw With Some Pregnant Lady
Yes, I know that pregnant lady is Angelina Jolie. It was a damn joke. I'm not that stupid...or am I? That is the question. Anyway, Angie Jo is still in Cannes, because she has another movie to whore out. This time she's promoting "The Changeling" with Clint Eastwood.
Clint is seriously one hot pepaw. I just want to lay in the sun with him and play connect-the-liver-spots on his naked body. He can tell me what life was like during prairie times. Adore him.
Methinks Angie Jo might be dropping much sooner than August. She's trying to snow us! You can't hide Angie! The paps will get you. They've probably already made a deal with Maddox for the first pictures of her placenta. Maddox needs the money to complete his Littlest Pet Shop collection.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:30am.
Damned shame what those things do to the fish when he does.
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I know. It's like taking a ball and chain to a frail building.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:33am.
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Stretchy scrotum!!!!!!!!
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
Oh I forgot about Larry David C Word. Definately Larry David.
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 10:29am.
The C word,
If you liked "The Changeling" and you have not seen it yet, pick up "Session 9" !!!!
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Thanks again Clarisse! I'll have to check that one out...
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
ewwwwwwwww lawd now child!
Little momma is sure sick of Angie posts!
Ill be right back, i work near some celebs.... Im going to go cause some trouble so MK has more interesting shit to post about.
I think im gonna take a shit on Lenny Kravits stoop and leave a note saying that Nicole Kidman did it.
The note will read.
Dear Lenny K,
I cant take care of this poo baby.
Keith has taken up with gypsy bitches on the set of his new video and the Scientologist are after me.
Please handle this basturd with care.
G'day!
Nicole Urban Outfitters
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:28am.
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I was thinking more of Isadora Duncan's scarf, and we know that ended badly.
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Well, to be fair, that WOULD be asking a lot from the material.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by chris1984 on May 20, 2008 - 9:30am.
i think she looks great because at least she's ecouraging natural body definition and not plastic surgery, which we all know a lot of our latina sisters have resorted to ummm, ninel conde come to mind?
- Latina? wtf?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:26am.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:18am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:12am.
I have no doubt that Cisco can indeed throw 'em over his shoulder like a Continental soldier, cuz those balls hang lowwww.
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Are you kidding?? He can use those things to dredge water.
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Damned shame what those things do to the fish when he does.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:28am.
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I was thinking more of Isadora Duncan's scarf, and we know that ended badly.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
The C word,
If you liked "The Changeling" and you have not seen it yet, pick up "Session 9" !!!!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Did her belly shrink? Its still the same size when she was at the award shows. Shouldn't it look bigger with a tight dress?
I have zero desire to see this flick.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 10:22am
With balls that saggy, does he have to have a sidecar if he rides a motorcycle, so they don't get road rash?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:18am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:12am.
I have no doubt that Cisco can indeed throw 'em over his shoulder like a Continental soldier, cuz those balls hang lowwww.
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Are you kidding?? He can use those things to dredge water.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Maybe Eastwood is the father, she has that smirk on her face.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 20, 2008 - 10:22am.
LOL Kizzy!
Clint would make a good CM Burns. I think John Cleese would do a great job too.
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Larry David was born to play that role. :D
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Angelia looks sexy in pregnancy. I am big Brad fan. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site? Are they divorcing now?
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 9:18am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:12am.
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They wobble to and fro
He can tie 'em in a knot,
he can tie 'em in a bow
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic
LOL Kizzy!
Clint would make a good CM Burns. I think John Cleese would do a great job too.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
christine the hoff,
Knowing Clint he'd be able to eke an Oscar out of the Mr. Burns role.
I'll be skipping this "The Changeling" shit, though.
I'm having a great time here in Cannes. See y'all soon. XOXO
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Yeah!!! I like using the word dude. It saves me from actually having to think.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 10:12am.
I have no doubt that Cisco can indeed throw 'em over his shoulder like a Continental soldier, cuz those balls hang lowwww.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
madame.s
word!
I love clint, but he'd be perfection as mr burns.
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OK now, THESE two make a hwat couple.
Skeletina needs to make her move, name one her twins Clintalina.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by deejayspicerack on May 20, 2008 - 9:09am.
ok VOTE! who's balls hang lower....
cisco or mr. eastwood?
sub-VOTE, who's would you prefer on your chin?
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Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
http://www.intimatemingle.com
He could have winked at 15 million other people.But he chose you.
I would like to thank +++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM +++ for bringing a very close friend from 17 years ago. I never had the chance to express how I really felt. I had always watched her from afar, but due to Mutual friends it wouldn't be right, but now we are planning to meet for new years eve. We have exchanged dozens of e-mails and phone calls. She now knows how I felt for her 17 years ago, And our future is as bright as ever.
She's saying: "mmm i just pissed myself and it feels good" She has such a creepy look on her face
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
No you're wrong! She has spoken, the date has been given and her word is final. If those punk ass kids even THINK about coming out early she will lock them up in the new dungeon-- cellar. August 19 will be the official second coming,
and that's the bottom line, because AngieJo said so!
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
Clint could play Mr. Burns if they did a live-action Simpsons movie.
Submitted by deejayspicerack on May 20, 2008 - 10:09am.
Cisco's definitely.
If I could opt out of the chinning part, I would.
Barring that, Eastwood. Can't be anywhere near as nasty.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by deejayspicerack on May 20, 2008 - 10:09am.
ok VOTE! who's balls hang lower....
cisco or mr. eastwood?
sub-VOTE, who's would you prefer on your chin?
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Def Clint.. Even tho his old man ball hair would just fall off at the lick of my tongue. He's my true love!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Injectalina honestly looks like she got this shit from Marshall's or Dress Barn. Plus she should know that a full-length sleeve only draws attention to the Crazy Straw veins she has popping up on her hands.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 10:08am.
Oh thank god! I just caught the spoiler for this movie and it is not a remake (ruin) of the George C. Scott movie "The Changeling", which is one fuckin awesome flick!!!
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Thanks Clarisse - I was pissed when I thought that they were going to butcher yet another of my fave movies!
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
ok VOTE! who's balls hang lower....
cisco or mr. eastwood?
sub-VOTE, who's would you prefer on your chin?
The Changeling.
I'll have to miss it.
has she had anything done besides a nose job? i think she looks pretty good.
FruFru.. LMAO. Loves the creepy Barbie Av running thru the Graveyard.. She's my hero!! Oh excuse me, my heroine!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oh thank god! I just caught the spoiler for this movie and it is not a remake (ruin) of the George C. Scott movie "The Changeling", which is one fuckin awesome flick!!!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
Poor angie.. she's gonna get all kinds of stretch marks with those twins.. her downsouth tattoos will suffer !
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on May 20, 2008 - 7:04am.
really? I don't see that. I think she looks great.....ah crap...off to work...see you all at lunchtime.....
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
run away while you can, clint. she'll suck your soul right out of your body.
yippee!☺
Angie's face is looking beat....her plastic surgery is starting to catch up to her in a bad way.
Well, I would know anyways, cuz there's a fucking brangelina post every day
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Rollin' with the homies
She looks dumb in that jacket. I bet she's burning up.. (in her crotch area)
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Angie looks like she just has a beach ball under there. If that belly wasn't out there I wouldn't know she was preggs
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Rollin' with the homies
Clint is so fucking awesome.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan