La Pequeña Shania Twain
The past couple of days I have felt like moldy caca. I've blamed allergies, but now I know what the real cause of it was. I've been going through massive La Pequeña withdrawals! Thankfully, I've gotten my fix, because La Pequeña has posted another video, a homage to Shania Twain!
This is just the pick me up Shania needs since she's splitting from her husband and all. People reports that another woman might have come between Shania and her husband of 14 years, Mutt Lange! He's reportedly been having an affair with the manager of the couple’s chateau in Switzerland. That affair will be over soon once Matt gets a look at La Pequeña Shania Twain. She's just like the real thing, but with something extra.
There's also a La Pequeña nip slip AND Machine is on guitar. This video rules. I'm still waiting for La Pequeña Phoebe Price and La Pequeña Brit Brit Spears.
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DiamondDawg on May 20, 2008 - 12:15pm.
This SH*T IS DISTURBING. I feel like I've fallen into a David Lynch worm hole! Where are these people? In some run down dirty bar in Laredo, Texas????
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Chile
LMAO!
Lmfaooo, this bitch is so flyyyy.
SO ELEGANT.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
Why does someone discriminate black? I don't think love is just belongs to white. I'm a black and but my hubby is white. We met at ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++which tell us love is color blind. Our love proved this. I hope each one will not discriminate blacks.
YES!! THE best La Pequena video so far...despite the fact I absolutely LOATHE that no-talent stuck-up twat, Shania Twain. I'm glad to see Machine got some spotlight-lovin' in this one. Loved his ass-shakin'. Anyone else notice how the quality of La Pequena's videos keeps improving? It's like the more poopular he/she gets...the better the quality. Same thing happened with Miss Cleo and we all know how that story ended.
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OK I am sick of La Pequenia___________. It's like the same ethnic joke told with different ethnicities over and over. Boring.
MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!
Please, please tell me that it was just a silhouette of his/her hand!!!
Handicapped parking and a killer wardrobe. Fuck Barbie. I want to be like this bitch!
Keep it coming! I can't get enough.
This SH*T IS DISTURBING. I feel like I've fallen into a David Lynch worm hole! Where are these people? In some run down dirty bar in Laredo, Texas????
And Mutt Lange was the one having an affair???? That's amazing cuz he really does look like a mutt.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 7:47am.
I don't agree because I know that fat lard routinely deletes any comments that link to or mention his many embarrassing scandals. Then he IP blocks people...don't ask me how I know.
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I wish MK would IP ban the effin spammers on this thread and EVERY thread.
LP scares the fuck out of me. Please, PLEASE, MK. Never. Again.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
i'm disturbed and intrigued at the same time...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 11:19am.
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You never have to say sorry about that dick thing to me or Okie!
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*giggles* i was thinking the same thing.. i didn't mind ONE BIT!! In fact i already ran down and got that dick tattoed on my right tit!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
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it's nice to see that her production budget has gone up
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I just think it's nasty, I choked on my bong rip when I scrolled down to that shit. Perez is so vile.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
_Sensi
Yeah he was a meth head!
You never have to say sorry about that dick thing to me or Okie!
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Sorry about the dick thing, I forgot about that pic!
Well Perez was addicted to crystal meth so maybe those pictures are super old or something like that. I'm not sure if he was ever that skinny and I doubt that's his peen.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
LoLo.. Yeah, those skinny pics confused me, b/c he is so creepily fat and dirty! BAD DIRTY! like I think he's Britney's brother! for reals..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
SENSI!
Those links were funny.
So some blog dude thought if he sent a porn tape of just himself floggin the sea cow that Pig would give him a shout out for his blog?
DAMN BITCH! How about just taking a web marketing class at your junior college and keep that winky in your pants fool!
Ya dont need pigez to make your blog work dork ass!
YALL!
That is not Pigz real dick! ha ha ha!
And that was never his body! ha ha ha!
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@Sensi:
I always sort of thought of Pigez as having Ken doll genitalia. Just a little bump.
Thanks for ruining my life.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Sensimina.. Woah. PH was skinny? And has a dick? *flushes puke* creepy shit!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 9:58am.
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Yep, I never did that "first" thing or make some lame one line post like "Yeah, boi!" I just wrote things like "Perez is a stupid ass fuck" like, a hundred and forty times in a row.
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Well, I could see how that might get you banned, but you were only being honest! And how does that saying go? "Honesty is the BEST policy!"
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Here's a couple gems about Perez:
http://www.queerty.com/queer/gossip/perez-hilton-lies-to-thousands-on-ma...
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=4361037&page=1
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 9:58am.
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Yep, I never did that "first" thing or make some lame one line post like "Yeah, boi!" I just wrote things like "Perez is a stupid ass fuck" like, a hundred and forty times in a row.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 9:51am.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 9:47am.
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I SO got my ass banned from Perez. Oops.
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You mean YOU got banned, and not one of the thousands of braindead morons who clog up each post with their retarded "First!" game?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 10:47am.
You are a funny!
The comments on that site are straight up SCARRY!
I want to hear about all the Le Pig gossip!
I will use it for good not evil!
I swear!
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 9:47am.
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I SO got my ass banned from Perez. Oops.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by carlk223 on May 20, 2008 - 9:36am.
She looks beautiful. Her music rocks. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. "She is very picky about guys on that site"
WOW! carlk223 is SO right. "She" IS beautiful, and "her" music DOES "rock."
GOOD LORD! can anyone delete the accounts of these spammers? I know they'll just make another one, but they give me a headache....
this one too:
Submitted by chris1984 on May 20, 2008 - 9:29am.
Great. Now I won't sleep for a week. Thanks. Thanks a lot.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
La Pequeña scares me but Machine is HOT!
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I'll bet if we all banded together, we could get Michael K to pay our therapy bills for making us watch that.
La Pequena Shania Twain is packing.
Is Shania Twain just now popular in Chile? She seems kind of an odd choice for La Paquena/Machine.
There wasn't enough actual speaking from La Paquena, but the upskirt at the end kind of redeemed it.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Lolo - I fucking hate Perez too. I emailed MK once about how he should totally cover some Perez scandal that was out at the time, but MK said he wouldn't because Perez loves ANY attention he gets!
I don't agree because I know that fat lard routinely deletes any comments that link to or mention his many embarrassing scandals. Then he IP blocks people...don't ask me how I know.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
God DAMN, is there a Machine fan club? That shit is hot!
Loved the surprise ending....uggggggggggh.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
_Submitted by Rocket on May 20, 2008 - 10:29am.
You know, I was just over at Perez Hilton - I know, I know, and he was screaming ADULTERER at Mutt. He's such a hypocrite.
Yeah i love how he acts like bitches getting busted with drugs is soooooo bad but that fat fuck has a nose like a hoover.
Bogartin' the coke and shit.
Did i ever tell yall about how he got heckled out of a comedy club in NYC? Fucker wasnt even ON stage and he got heckled OUT!
Got up and waddled the fuck off. Right on!
ON TOPIC! I love this tranny little person!
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"Man! I feel like a shower."
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
La Pequena reminds me of the creepy elf in Run DMC's Christmas in Hollis video.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
HOORAY!!!! Love her! That song is pretty crappy, though. We're going to have to send a more impressive song list for La Pequena to choose from.
The La Pequena upskirt camera shot was a new addition as well.
Between the nip-slips, Machine's ass shaking, that wink (which left me feeling all kinds of dirty for some reason) and the extreme closeups, I saw a lot more of LP than I wanted to. This video was slightly better than the others, like he/she actually went out and spent money on that shit
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
HWAT!!! Machine's ass shaking made me forget about skanky Jude Law.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Well, here come the nightmares again. Thanks!
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"when I feel gassy, i put a dryer sheet in my underwear, so when I fart, it smells good" -Timmy Toot
You know, I was just over at Perez Hilton - I know, I know, and he was screaming ADULTERER at Mutt. He's such a hypocrite.
God, why did I watch that? aren't my nightmares bad enough?
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MK, you can't make me.
I will not look.
Mike will, though. He's kind of off in the head.
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Well, I hope we're not too messianic
Or a trifle too satanic