Hohan Is Too Good For Reality TV
When it was announced that White Oprah was getting her own reality show, HoHan reportedly said that she would never be on it. White Oprah claims that she's the one that told HoHan she couldn't be on the show. There's only room for 2 orange hags on that show.
W.O. told TV Guide (via MSNBC), “I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes."
Um....there's no more backward steps for her to take. HoHan has already hit the wall.
However, White Oprah thinks reality TV is good enough for JLo. She told Radar, “Three years ago I would have said, ‘No way am I doing a reality show … but it's just where entertainment is headed. I mean, even J.Lo has one these days.”
White Oprah better watch her haggard, orange ass. JLo is going to send Skeletor after her.
I've just realized that I've posted 3 Lohan posts before noon. Something bad is going to happen. Somewhere in Long Island, a dumb skank will get the wrong shade of orange during a fake tanning session. She will curse my name.
Below are some pictures of HoHan with her man leaving a restaurant in Malibu last night.
soo, when is Lindsay going on "How I Met Your Mother"?
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
Submitted by gucci on May 20, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Of course you can, gucci! You are one of James Haven's favorite dlisters!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James Haven:
Can i make an apearence? i am a sweet kind and generous kind of girl..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by mike on May 20, 2008 - 8:46pm.
mike! *smooches*
It's good to see you! James Haven has had quite a time these past few weeks. It is all because of Brad, but you knew that already. Anyhoo, it's good to be back.
How's things with you?
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
James Haven! How have you been? I haven't seen you in a coon's age!
James Haven:
I can't get into my MS page. I forgot my password. And my old email is no longer valid. Long and pathetic story.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Of course Dawnie!
James Haven's Yahoo Messenger is on the blink. Will not allow him access...do you still Myspace?
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
James Haven:
Can I do a guest spot for my line of waterproof mom jeans?
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
James Haven has been asked to do a reality show. He is giving it some serious thought. Of course, some of you will have to make guest appearances. If all goes well it will be called "Haven's World".
Sir Tommy, Dr. Dre, Brooke Sheilds and Dr. Phil have already agreed to stop by, keep your fingers crossed!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
poor lindsay... white oprah can say what she wants but if her ratings are bad she will be begging and guilting lindsay to make an appearance. why she might even pay an unexpected visit to lindsay's house.
W.O. told TV Guide (via MSNBC), “I told Lindsay I don’t want her on the show right now. … Doing reality TV would almost be taking a step backward as far as her career goes."
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Taking a step back? Bitch is being dropped from movies left and right, her so called career is DEAD in the water, so being on a TV show would be a step BACK????
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! My god, WO is so delusional.
I guess Dina doesn't realize how OVER J.Lo is, and has been for years. THAT is why she is doing a Reality show.
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"Ali just loves this business and, unfortunately, I have to manage her."
-Dina Lohan
She's simply holding out for her own reality show on LOGO. She needs to find some work soon. The royalties from her three hit movies (Freaky Friday, Parent Trap, and Mean Girls) should be drying up soon (unlike certain anatomical orifices).
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Couldn't have said it better, Mabel Hodges!
I also can't stand a 30 year-old woman who dresses like 16 year-old boy, and rides the coattails of an effed up 21 year-old with a substance abuse problem.
I despise that nailbiting Ronson bitch. Few things are more bothersome than a cooler-than-though dyke. Fuck her. With a big black double ended dong.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
jlo has a reality show? and what...no lilo sitings on the "white oprah family hour show"...i'm disappointed that there won't be any lilo and her leggings...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Submitted by Manbearpig on May 20, 2008 - 10:26am.
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Yes! Thank you! I've heard so many people say how great she was in The Parent Trap, but I just saw that movie for the first time this weekend, and let me just say that her acting seemed a bit forced in several scenes. The bitch ain't no Hayley Mills!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Blohan was EXTREMELY OVERRATED even when she did have a career. I never saw her as this incredibly talented actress, she was very mediocre in very mediocre roles.
Dx3.. thanks! *smiling w/ teefs showing*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Yuck! Samantha Ronson reminds me of Kid Rock.
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Lindsay Lohan is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m. What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
@Okie:
Sucia=dirty.
Puta sucia=dirty whore/cunt
all of the above=Hohan
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Dx3.. That's it, I'm finally asking someone.. What does Sucia & Sucio mean.. Tell me, come on, do it, tell me!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I think I finally figured it out- if nobody else is talking about Lindsay, her mom steps in and does it.
Fucktardos.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Gah!
First thumbnail! At least apply the orange evenly, Hohan! Sucia!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
It's Taverna Tony's in Malibu Colony (a great place to spot crappy celebs).
The only reason mommy got her reality show was because she promised the producers blohan. [probably promised them all blohan hand jobs too]
I'll bet blohan heard about it and said "fuck you".
So WO is now peddling as fast as she can trying to cover the huge gaping blohan sized hole in her little reality mess.
It's more than a little funny that meal ticket #1 is broke and looking for work but thinks she's too good for her mommy's ho-show.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Ugh! there was a whole article about Lilo's mom's show and Lilo in Tv Guide yesterday. It was gross. It was weird reading something w/out MK's humor tho. So I had to add words like Cock and Ass Explosion.. And it put me right to sleep like a baby.. a lil baby..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Damn, the Ronson even looks good biting her fingernails.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Apparently, Hohan is too good for ANY type of work, because bitch is broke and a joke.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.