Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Flying Penis!
Garry Kasparov, a former chess champion and Kremlin critic, was giving a speech in Moscow last weekend when he was interrupted by a radio-controlled flying penis! It was reported that the prank was staged by "a couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists."
Thankfully, I was not there. I would have been jumping around, trying to catch the thing with my mouth. Slut instinct. I can't help it. Talk about embarrassing.
Security quickly took care of the cock and returned it to its rightful owner - Tommy Girl.
Video of the flying cock is above. Click here to see a pic of the flying cock. It might be NSFW unless you work in a flying cock factory. If you do, call me. I need a flying cock in my life.
Thanks John
"Thankfully, I was not there. I would have been jumping around, trying to catch the thing with my mouth. Slut instinct. I can't help it. Talk about embarrassing."
That and the penis slap had to be the funniest thing I've heard and seen all day.
Flying peens and chess? Geekterbation.
This is precious. My hubby is the number one-ranked chess player in our state, and was joking that I should let him know if MK ever posts something about chess. Mwahahaha
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Submitted by jdhd on May 20, 2008 - 6:58pm.
Yeah, this thing is HUGE in eastern Europe! They call it The Czechmate.
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A video movie could improve your life.
Please make them Hot Sluts of the Year. Please.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Yeah, this thing is HUGE in eastern Europe! They call it The Czechmate.
LMAO Jane Doe
My new mission in life is to build my own peencopter, and stalk asshole celebs on red carpets. Maybe I can build an assholecopter for tommygirl. Then again, he'd drop trough and try to fuck my copter. And I wouldn't want it back after that.
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I'm sure that if you were nearly as delusional about Mohammed as you are about Bobble-head, that Dutch newspaper would never have published those cartoons. Linzee on LA
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"NO body be alarmed the flying penus was not loaded." only the papz knew what it was...LOL
That was funny!
Ah, I'm so excited to know that these kids are our future!! :)
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Makes quidditch seem tame.
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But gives new meaning to the term, "Seeker".
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Makes quidditch seem tame.
One-eyed, one-horned, flying pink whirly penis.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Team Valtrex on May 20, 2008 - 11:01am.
Prior to this, I couldn't give a flying fuck. Now, I'm considering it.
hilarious
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
One of those should hover over Dick Cheney's head wherever he goes.
I can just imagine the surge of flying dildo porn that is going to be hitting my favorite free porn sites ;-P
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My only regret is that I'll live to see all the trends I hated come back to life.
Looks like the second Brad's got his
balls and dick back,
they took free flight!
Godspeed on your journey!
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Ha, I love the guy at :55, noting it down like it's an everyday occurrence.
Prior to this, I couldn't give a flying fuck. Now, I'm considering it.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
the next time parasite is at the microphone at an awards show etc, make sure theres a flying peen flying above her with a voice actived recorder that screams out " thats hot " or suck me paris"
o wait..how bout a whole pack of em flying around her.
itd be pricless!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 11:40am.
LCT I picked up said fan and slammed it hard on the ground. thus getting my angry point across. Yeah, he just wanted to eat pizza instead of consoling me or dealing w/ the problem, HIM!
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Oooooo ok I get it. What a cock. Seriously, sometimes I think that without penises, men are absolutely useless. Then I remember that I'm being a bitch and it's all good again.
Mine does that to. There's a problem? AVOID. Fuckers.
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How is no one laughing their asses off??? I saw one guy crack a smile out of all those people. Damn those Russians are dead serious at all times.
It might be NSFW unless you work in a flying cock factory.---------
whew mk, its good that i work in one, email me, ill hook you up with the employee discount. LMAO
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LCT I picked up said fan and slammed it hard on the ground. thus getting my angry point across. Yeah, he just wanted to eat pizza instead of consoling me or dealing w/ the problem, HIM!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 11:33am.
LCT. Argh. The tantrum worked for a minute. I broke a fan. You have to get your point across some how. And oh yes, I cried loudly! Snotted too I'm sure, All my hub wanted to do was eat pizza. *snarl* Glad your boss is being a big boy!
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How did you break a fan? Did you take the cover off and rip the blades off and everything? You mean all he wanted to do was eat pizza all weekend?
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Check mate.
Flying Penis' for HSOTD.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
LCT. Argh. The tantrum worked for a minute. I broke a fan. You have to get your point across some how. And oh yes, I cried loudly! Snotted too I'm sure, All my hub wanted to do was eat pizza. *snarl* Glad your boss is being a big boy!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on May 20, 2008 - 11:26am.
Big ups to Kasparov for facing down Vlad.
Not the safest gig on Earth.
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Version 2.0 of HELIPEEN will have a camera remote in the single eye cockpit.
Behind it was a little RC Piper Cubski that trailed a banner of condoms behind it. From above, there was a RC Blimp from Goodyeltski filming the entire event...Who says chess is not a sporting event.
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
My laughter would have reigned for days.
He really took that flying dick seriously!
I mean i never slap a dick that hard unless its going in the wrong hallway.
Im saving that aisle walk for marriage you know!
virgin ass and all. I gotta save some shit for the future/
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*snort*...best invention! they need to market the flying cockter immediately to the wanton masses...
and i love how that guy slapped the cock out of the air...my guess is that is how he likes his balls slapped...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Is this what happenned to Chrissy Crocker? Finally, and truely, a dickless wonder...
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He is a playboy. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 11:21am.
LCT! Damn i hope you can find something good in the same field w/ Better PAY! Glad bossy will hold your job, I hope it isn't too bad until the end. : { My weekend was toe tae! Fighting mostly w/ the hub, Had to throw a temper tantrum.. And yours??
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Yeah I doubt it... it's a tough business to get into if you're not in LA it seems. I don't think it'll be a bad week until I go. My boss is being an adult about it. Surprising.
Temper tantrums RULE! Did it work! Did you cry so hard you gagged and drooled? Is all well now? Mine was good. Family reunion. Blah blah blah.
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 11:25am.
LoLo-After dude slapped peen out of the sky, All I thought was "who's gonna pick it up, Where's it been? and GROSS!" *washes it off then runs into bathroom w/ it*
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Haaahaaaa - how'd you like to be known as the guy who slapped down the flying cockov? :D
Even he looks embarrassed...
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Big ups to Kasparov for facing down Vlad.
Not the safest gig on Earth.
LoLo-After dude slapped peen out of the sky, All I thought was "who's gonna pick it up, Where's it been? and GROSS!" *washes it off then runs into bathroom w/ it*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
That was some good penis slapping. I give him an 8.
Hahahahaha! My resident cock flew out-of-town for a few days, so I need a replacement.
*digging through my wallet for my credit card*
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
LMAO! I NEED a radio controlled peen! My best friend happens to be a gay male who happens to live down the street, it would be amazing to fly that shit into his window at night! Imagine all the things you could do with that!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by mike on May 20, 2008 - 11:18am.
We need a new version of that song "smell yo dick" for this post.
We will call it "Slap yo dick out the sky!"
I think we need to drink fine Russian vodka and really hammer out the lyrics today.
Maybe a disco tune.
Do it low
Do it high
Slap yo dick
Right out the sky
The Flying Penis
The Flying Peeeeenis
Slap your ass
Shoot your eye
You never know
Where it will fly
The Flying Penis
The Flying Peeeenis!
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Found this earlier on a different site. Fucking hilarity! Someone needs to market this.
Wait... there's probably already something like it in Japan.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
LCT! Damn i hope you can find something good in the same field w/ Better PAY! Glad bossy will hold your job, I hope it isn't too bad until the end. : { My weekend was toe tae! Fighting mostly w/ the hub, Had to throw a temper tantrum.. And yours??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Who says Russians are humorless?
It's a prototype, modeled on Putin's old KGB penis, it has heat-seeking and radioactive properties. He just wants to remind Kasparov he hasn't forgotten Kasparov tried to run for President, and he's going to ream him a new one.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 11:15am.
Ahh, great minds...
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Indeed. This mind is thinking a vibrating veiny pink flying penis would be perfect.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 11:17am.
Dude just slapped that dick right out of the sky!
Defenitely looked like he knew what he was doing.
Amazing invention - truly:
http://www.vestergaard-frandsen.com/lifestraw.htm
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 11:14am.
LCT! Hi-ya.. how is work going sweets? You still there at that same place?
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'Morning my favourite little okie! Work is work.. I'm submitting my official one week notice today; my boss said he'd hold my job for me until I found a new one but I've had it. If worse comes to worst I can serve people food until I find something good :P
How about you? How was your weekend??
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Dude just slapped that dick right out of the sky!
http://valleywag.com/391828/the-flying-penis-menace-moves-offline-in-rus...
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thats ufcking awesome