Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Fuggie Needs To Stop!
Fuggie Fug performed on "Today" this morning and I'm disgusted that she actually thinks she has the right to butcher Heart's "Barracuda." She's more like a stanky trout than a barracuda. Fuggie first performed the cover on Idols Give Back and it looks like she's making it a regular thing.
It's a good thing she wore those pants. The piss will wash off easier. She also continued to do one-handed cartwheels during her performance. She probably does one every time she feels the piss coming out. The cartwheel pushes the piss back in.
If she performs Barracuda one more time, I'm going to track her down using her natural piss scent and slap the meth right off of her mug.
Performance below:
There ought to be a law against crappy no-talent people covering really good songs.
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Hello, I'm the gate
The gymnastics were impressive, I have to give her that
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
That worhtless bitch. She is trying so hard to prove she can sing that shit better if not as well as Ann wilson and SHE CANT. Give it up slut! How dare she. Ann Wilson is the best...then u got this dumb ho thinkin she is just as good. Ew. Still pissed about her tryin to show them up on Idol Gives back with her stupid stage antics. Pathetic!
Fergie should never ever try to rock out agian. Her face is hard to look at and her singing is god awful... but I have to admit, her ass looked good in those pants and those flips were fucking impressive.
Heart?!... really?... she should stick to what she's good at... what would that be again?
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
She actually looks better upside down!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
LoL/She is really sexy!!!I have ever seen her hot video at++INTIMATEMINGLE.COM++which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it
Well at least Fergie knows that as a singer she sucks so she must entertain...flips, gyrating on stage, etc. Anne Wilson still kicks her ass though.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
oh no she dinnint!
actually the flips were the best part becuase her singing sucked hot fresh donkey balls...plus she did not need to be gyrating like that in front of young children.
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
Submitted by Poppus on May 20, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Fergie trying to "rock" makes me want to put a shotgun in my mouth..or hers.
^^^LMAO!!!!!! Co-sign
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ITS SUMMERTIME OH YEAH, HELL YEAH! IM SO DRUNK AND HORNY AND UMBRELLA AND SHIT!! - typical fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K6Vj4gBKMI
Fergie trying to "rock" makes me want to put a shotgun in my mouth..or hers.
Sorry not Nancy, it's Anne Wilson, my bad...couldn't remember who the singer was...
Your face!
Nancy Wilson didn't have to do that to make the song great, I don't see how Fuggie's gymnastics makes it better either. She needs to focus on the actual singing...!
Your face!
The people in the background of the main pic look unimpressed. Ha ha.
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Joel McHale for Hot Slut of the Year!~!
those poor kids up in front looked uncomfortable as she was crawling on the stage right in front of them!!!
K.L.
stop fucking up Barracuda you dumb fug. is nothing sacred. Heart rocks that song better than you, without the hot pants and cartwheel gimmick.
I'm not familiar with Heart but I would be pissed off if I were an Heart fan. That was pretty crappy. her voice just doesnt go with the music. I was confused.
Damn, there is no way I could do a cartwheel in the morning. I probably couldn't do it in the dead of night when I'm at my best. Bitch is definitely on the meth again.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
I love cover songs when they are an artist's interpretation of another artist's work. Fergie doesn't offer anything new to this old rock n' roll classic. She doesn't vary the arrangement, instruments, pitch, anything. It feels like she's just trying to prove that she can sing it as well or better than Anne herself, which is a laugh. She might as well be fronting a Heart tribute band, because that performance was pure mimicry. God. She's such an embarrassing an asshat.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 -
Good music is never out dated.
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i agree, but i was really just shocked that theyd never even HEARD it. there were 4 of them and 1 said she thought she MIGHT have heard it before. all their 'rent smoke weed too. can you smoke weed and not expose your kids to dire straits? is that allowed? if it is it shouldnt be :)
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo
DeeDee and Mike - I saw him once in 97 and he wasn't very good :(
and this was AFTER his voice improved after that super rough early 90s phase
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by mike on May 20, 2008 - 12:49pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 20, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Did you ever get to see him live? I saw him twice in the early '90s. He was awesome live.
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No and I'm soooooo envious of you! I was a junior in high school and didn't travel much. Sigh.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 20, 2008 - 2:15pm.
I wonder if Fergie Dumbass does this for Josh after butchering their sexy times too?
If you have to resort to gymnastical craptastical antics to cover your horrendousness, it's time to just stop and go away.
BRADIFUL BITCH, I wholeheartedly agree. That mess was embarrassing and some of the adults in the audience were just laughing at her. PaFreakin'thetic.
If you think I'm magical
cause roses bloom with my touch
thats mathematical
I think you think too much
I touch roses
If you try to talk with me
if you try to copy my
pocket full of poses
you still can't touch my roses
I touch roses
Dedicated to all the sluts around here....
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by platypus on May 20, 2008 - 1:19pm.
missy- Cocaine Blues is one of my favorites!
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me too! It shows his sense of humor...
like that bear mountian picnic one.. lemme find a line...
I saw it advertised one day,
Bear Mountain picnic was comin' my way.
"Come along 'n' take a trip,
We'll bring you up there on a ship.
Bring the wife and kids
Bring the whole family."
Yippee!
Well, I run right down 'n' bought a ticket
To this Bear Mountain Picnic.
But little did I realize
I was in for a picnic surprise.
Had nothin' to do with mountains.
I didn't even come close to a bear.
Took the wife 'n' kids down to the pier,
Six thousand people there,
Everybody had ticket for the trip.
"Oh well." I said, "it's a pretty big ship.
Besides, anyway, the more the merrier."
Well, we all got on 'n' what d'ya think,
That big old boat started t' sink
More people kept a-pilin' on,
That old ship was a-slowly goin' down.
Funny way t' start a picnic.
Well, I soon lost track of m' kids 'n' wife,
So many people there I never saw in m' life
That old ship sinkin' down in the water,
Six thousand people tryin' t' kill each other,
Dogs a-barkin', cats a-meowin',
Women screamin', fists a-flyin', babies cryin',
Cops a-comin', me a-runnin'.
Maybe we just better call off the picnic.
(sorry to post so much of it, but I think its funny!!)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The woman that I love she got a hook in her nose
her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop
You know I love her
Yeah I love her
I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World
If I ever lose her I will go insane
I go half crazy when she calls my name
When she says babababababy I l-l-love you
There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do
You know I love her
Yeah I love her
I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World
The woman that I love she got two flat feet
Her knees knock together walking down the street
She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed
She ain't much to look at but like I said
You know I love her
Yeah I love her
I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World
I don't mean to say that she got nothing goin'
She got a weird sense of humor that's all her own
When I get low she sets me on my feet
Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet
You know I love her
Yeah I love her
I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World
The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter nose
Cauliflower ears and a run in her hose
She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop
I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Modianos
You can use it, just fix me speller Mrs.TAkes
ha ha ha
I am checking out the Drake tonight!
What else was i going to say?
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she looks just as ugly upside down.
Submitted by modianos on May 20, 2008 - 11:09am.
Good music is never out dated.
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Choo choo to Broadway foo Cincinnati
Don't get icky with the one two three
Life is just so fine on the solid side of the line, rip
Hold tight, hold tight, a-hold tight, hold tight
Fododo-de-yacka saki
Want some sea food mama
Shrimps and rice they're very nice
Hold tight, hold tight, a-hold tight, hold tight
Fododo-de-yacka saki
Want some sea food mama
Shrimps and rice they're very nice
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
missy- Cocaine Blues is one of my favorites!
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
♥♥♥dlisters♥♥♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 11:11am.
I haven't had a lot of exposure to Nick Drake.
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Tatala, send me your mailing address via email.
I'll burn ya a CD.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
I wonder if Fergie Dumbass does this for Josh after butchering their sexy times too?
If you have to resort to gymnastical craptastical antics to cover your horrendousness, it's time to just stop and go away.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
LoLo do you mind if i use this as my sig?
If i were you i would put my real glasses on and march on over to your mothers hoise and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant.
if it will fit that is. of course youll get full credit :)
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Count me in...sigh
http://youtube.com/watch?v=AratTMGrHaQ
Just Like A White Winged Dove
LoLo- Nick Drake is one of the most amazing artists I have ever listened to.
Shame he went so young
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
a lesser known gem:
Everytime my baby and me go up town
police come and they knock me down
Cocaine all around my brain
Hey baby, better come here quick.
This old cocaine is making me sick.
Cocaine all around my brain.
Yonder comes by baby, she's dressed in red
She's got a shot-gun, says she's gonna kill me dead.
Cocaine all around my brain
Hey baby, better come here quick.
This old cocaine is making me sick.
Cocaine all around my brain.
Early one morning, half past four
cocaine came knockin' on my door.
Cocaine all around my brain
Hey baby, you better come here quick.
This old cocaine is making me sick.
Cocaine all around my brain.
Cocaine's for horses and it's not for men
Doctor said it kill you, but he don't say when.
Cocaine all around my brain.
Hey baby, you better come here quick.
This old cocaine is making me sick.
Cocaine all around my brain.
*teehee*
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Jessie Tittie Fuckin CHRAST!
I type so fucked up some times!
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"Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 12:52pm.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge"
beautiful
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Brand, Jen, and Angelina sing about love
http://youtube.com/watch?v=baSNJpfpjbE
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 11:27am.
Sheeps--
It's a little known fact that Bob is a proud graduate of the Little Tumblers School of Gymanstics in Hibbing, Minnesota.
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lmfao mrs k!!!
damn im glad i decided to read this thread :) i even watched the vid...albiet with the sound off.
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
Submitted by JenM on May 20, 2008 - 11:01am.
True, and it's a damn HORRIBLE one!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 2:04pm.
I havent had a lot of exposure to Nick Drake.
Nick Cave from The BAd Seeds however wrote one of my favorite songs from A movie i have never seen. The Proposition.
I meant to see it but i fall a sleep every time BF tries to watch it with me.
Good songs to check out fromt hat soundtrack are the Rider song and Clean HAnds, Dirty Hands.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on May 20, 2008 - 10:52am.
Tragic. I hate it when people, especially those who are in my age group (I'm 23) dismiss music because "it's old". Those people to me are missing out. Good music is never out dated.
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youre so right...my kids know every word to every bon scott song cuz im mother of the year!!! lol (if i buy the car i get to pick the music that gets played in it) the other day i had a group of my daughters friends in my car and sultans of swing came on and i asked them if they liked it *crickets* theyd never heard it! i was shocked (and a little sad) so i put the child locks on and wouldnt let em get out till it was over :) <~true story
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OKAY SO MADE RIGHT NOW MADE EYES AND Y'ALL CAN CRACK AND PACK MY SALLY SACK! - yall know who 3/08
@Missy
I'm going out of my mind, oh, oh,
With a pain that stops and starts
Like a corkscrew to my heart
Ever since we've been apart.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 10:59am.
Mrs. K... do you like Elliot Smith?
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Nick Drake did that schtick better.
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waaay better!! Smith has some good tunes though...
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by missy on May 20, 2008 - 11:06am.
I love Planet Waves
Robbie Robertson!!!!!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by JenM on May 20, 2008 - 11:01am.
it's a one-handed front walkover
I was trying to think of that term. SkyBitch and someone else (you?) mentioned it the last time MK posted on Fergie with Heart.
LoLo - yeah, i like Eliot Smith...
Mrs K - the line from youre gonna make me lonesome before you go is soooooo beautiful :)
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Clarisse-- Ahh. The poetic spinnings of Khia to compliment my Buckley. Two poetic giants in one posts...I might faint away right now. How I would love to hear her version of what inspired "Milkshake". Such subtlety, such longing and unbridled desired, but still such a delicate spinning in the language of love....
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 10:59am.
Mrs. K... do you like Elliot Smith?
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Nick Drake did that schtick better.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about