Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Aubrey O'Day Is My Kind Of Ho
Aubrey O'Day of Danity Kane was recently linked to TRL host Quddus, but it looks like that shit isn't serious. Aubrey was out in NYC last night with Jesse McCartney. He's 21 and she's 24, but she still looks like she could be his mother. Cougar alert! She's a cougar at 24!
I can't help but not love this raggedy ass foundation sponge. She's a ho and she knows it. No shame in her game.
Wait....is she carrying a glass outside?! The ho is walking down the street with a glass of wine! You know how I feel about that. Couldn't she have poured that shit in a white grape juice bottle? That's what any respectable drunk slut would have done. Aubrey lost points for that move.
The last TRL hosts I remember:
Carson
Peyton from "One Tree Hill"
Manilla Folders
Who is this guy?
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Can you blame the skank for slutting it out to so many guys? In a couple of years(or even months), Miley Cyrus will be the ultimate slut. So Aubrey's just getting her taste before Miley spoils her nasty on each and every one of them.
Forget the age difference! Her right eye is larger then her left!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i just got it, she is the go to "FAG-HAG". you can see all the hot "boys" dating her. ALL SUSPECT GAY, from Q, to diana ross's son to this guy
She is one sexy looking tapir.
Submitted by London Bridge on May 20, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Sorry MK..Add me to the drunken ho column..I'm from New Orleans so whenever I'm back there I walk down the street with liquor all the time!
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It's ok. If you're in NOLA, you're exempt.
But if you're drinking white wine there, you might have a problem.
Sorry MK..Add me to the drunken ho column..I'm from New Orleans so whenever I'm back there I walk down the street with liquor all the time!
Love her
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...they packin' illusions.
"respectable drunk slut"
That was beautiful. lol
DDD said "I also detest drinking from containers or plastic cups. I pour bottled water into a glass."
OY! You are such a prietzteh, which is why I ♥ you so much!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
I hate the glasses outside shit. Fishsticks did that too with a coffee cup. I would have cracked her in the head with it if I was standing next to her. I hate that.
Oh Mike,
How I do loathe to cuttabeesh on such a glorious Carolina day.
But I will.
*holds head under tap on Franzia box-o-blush*
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 1:28pm.
How about brown jugs? That's the Louisiana version of Reidel, right? :)
@Madam s.
My pet peeve is lipstick and greasy finger smudges on glassware. It's just curdles my blood to see that.
I also detest drinking from containers or plastic cups. I pour bottled water into a glass.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
I've never heard of either of them.
What a douche! Why doesn't he take his hands out of his pockets and hold her hands?!
It's like he doesn't even know she's there!!!
Ha ha! he looks embarrassed!
FritoDorito I may well do that - all I need is a few interviews with skanks like Paris, Lindsay and Aubrey and I'm away. I smell megabucks... or maybe that's something else...
This girl looks like Tara Reed. They all have that worn out bleach blond dazed look to them.
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Why were people naming their girls "Aubrey" 20 years ago? There's one at my bank.
Brittany, Aubrey and Tiffany were all popular Soap Opera character names at that time, and in the 80's people were looking for new and different names, not so traditional.
I love MK's pet peeve with inside glasses going outside. It makes me love him even more. Even grosser is that her wine glass probably has disgusting lipstick marks all over it.
Submitted by deejayspicerack on May 20, 2008 - 9:42am.
i don't know who either of these people are
....british eh? why are they all starting to look like guido chic LA'ers?
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Seriously. Jesse McCartney was a wannabe Aaron Carter about 5 years ago, and suddenly he's British? Come on, we all know he grew up in the Valley for crissakes...
There's only one place in NYC where it's semi-acceptable to be hanging out with a glass of white wine: That's outside Pearl Oyster waiting for a seat at the bar.
And what's happened to Jesse?
No teen girls in tow?
I guess not.
Islandgirl - I thought that was Frankie Muniz too!!!!!
Doesn't Jesse McCartney go out with Katie Cassidy??
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 20, 2008 - 12:31pm.
At first glance, I thought it was some random picture of Kelly Ripa and Frankie Muniz.
On second glance, I realized I don't care.
why does she look like a plastic doll? why look fake? lol
http://www.momsword.org
Submitted by Keane on May 20, 2008 - 10:44am.
She was rumored to be doing a lot more with Jenna Jameson than just "hanging out" - come on true sluts don't confine themselves to just one sex when you could have two to dip into! And there's no way on god's earth this girl is 24. I would put her at around 30 for sure - a good slut always shaves at least 7 years off her age to maximise her slutability to all age groups!
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You, my friend need to write a book. You can call it Keane's Slut Guide...
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
..not to mention it looks like that bitch broke off her jet black eyeliner pencil in her fucking cornea
She was rumored to be doing a lot more with Jenna Jameson than just "hanging out" - come on true sluts don't confine themselves to just one sex when you could have two to dip into! And there's no way on god's earth this girl is 24. I would put her at around 30 for sure - a good slut always shaves at least 7 years off her age to maximise her slutability to all age groups!
i don't know who either of these people are
....british eh? why are they all starting to look like guido chic LA'ers?
Submitted by Mabel Hodges on May 20, 2008 - 11:35am.
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So does this 40-year-old big butt mom, Mabel. That cunt rag is already used up.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
MyStacySunshoneBlowUpDoll!
SHIT!
I am going to market that.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
I thought Danity Kane was a blaxploitation flick starring Tamara Dobson.
C the H---cute puppywuppy!!
And Missy, that's an insult since I look better at 40 than this MyStacySunshineBlowUpDoll. LOL.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Submitted by islandgirl on May 20, 2008 - 12:31pm.
At first glance, I thought it was some random picture of Kelly Ripa and Frankie Muniz.
On second glance, I realized I don't care.
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LOL! Perfectly said, ITA!
Someone needs to call CPS pronto.
@CTH:
I would like a bucket of fuck. I really haven't got much to do this afternoon and I would use a little fun.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
She looks like a cougar because this kid looks like he belongs in kindergarten.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
hahahaahaa islandgirl... exactly!!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
At first glance, I thought it was some random picture of Kelly Ripa and Frankie Muniz.
On second glance, I realized I don't care.
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But then again, what do I know?
LMAO..."raggedy ass foundation sponge..." too funny!
Can't wait to see what this whore looks like in five years. Anyone who hangs out with Jenna Jameson is bound to be a washed up cokewhore in no time.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Who and who? and who cares?
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---------Submitted by carlk223 on May 20, 2008 - 11:16am.
This post isn't about Lohan, you bucket of fuck!
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he looks 15 and she looks 40
no clue who this whore is
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Remember how anorexic she used to look?
Anyway, she looks busted now...I thought she was 24 like 5 years ago when that show was on. When are skanks going to learn to stop stealing their wigs off of My Size Barbies??
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
you can walk around vegas with a glass of wine anywhere! it's nice.
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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.
My good friend works at American Apparel in La Jolla, CA when one day Aubrey came in. She said she looked horrible and that it took her a while to realize who she was. And the glass of wine while walking down the street, classy. Although, a box of Franzia would've been better with that outfit
She has the Gary Busey thing going on with her eyes. One eye is lower than the other. Anyone else notice that, or am I just on too many pain meds?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Frist!
j/k
Why were people naming their girls "Aubrey" 20 years ago? There's one at my bank.