Sharon Osbourne Will Host "Charm School 2"
ANOTHER Vh1 reality show starring the slags of "Rock of Love" will premiere this Fall. I think Vh1 owns these hos. Vh1 is a pimp. Anyway, Sharon Osbourne has been announced as the host and mentor of "Rock of Love Girls: Charm School" which is a spin-off of both Charm School and Rock of Love. I'm so confused.
Breakout stars from both seasons of “Rock of Love” will come together under one roof to learn and grow in areas of etiquette, fashion, manners, and moderation. They will be refined in hopes to graduate “Charm School” as sophisticated and polite ladies. And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne. As Headmistress of “Charm School,” Sharon will attempt to strip the girls of their former rebellious and wild ways. And with some help from experts, hopefully transform the girls into fully rockin’ ladies.The contestants will focus on one lesson a week followed by a demanding test. Whoever doesn’t measure up to the challenges of “Charm School” will be expelled. In the end, the last one standing will be rewarded with $100,000 to put towards her new and improved life.
Sharon Osbourne was chosen, because she's such a fucking lady.....and she was available for cheap.
A Wikipedia page has already gone up with a rumored cast featuring:
Rock of Love 1: Brandi, Rodeo, Dallas, Erin, Heather, Tiffany & Lacey
Rock of Love 2: Angelique, Aubry, Daisy, Destiney, Kristy Joe & Megan
Tiffany, Angelique, Heather AND Daisy in the same room together? I think I just caught syphilis and alcohol addiction just from typing out those four names in a row.
Vh1's other trainwreck of a show, "I Love Money" premieres July 13th.
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After getting their botched tits fixed, the STDs cured, the hair, teeth, and nose straightened, in addition to the paternity tests to figure out who the fathers of their multiple babies are...
there won't be much of that 100K left!
Once a skank biscuit, forever a skank biscuit.
And hello? Charm School from Sharon Osbourne?
Because her own spawn are SO refined!
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WTF happened to Monique?
I don't know how Sharon's gonna handle them.
Should be interesting?
Who the hell's gonna host Charm School 3?
Paula Abdul? Gawwd that would be interesting, to me at least.
Rock of Love was a biteoff of Flavor of Love
Flavor of Love then Spawned Charm School and I Love New York.
Flavor of Love was a spinoff of Stranglelove
Stranglelove was a spinoff of The Surreal Life
It's a damn shame that I know this nonsense.
I guess courtney love was unavailable?
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I thought that was Sophia Loren. oh wow, sowy Sophia...
Tiffany, Heather, Lacey, and Angelique! Yessssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow talk about the blind leading the blind! Sharon Osbourne hosting Charm School is like Heidi Fleiss giving classes on abstinence. She is one of the most unclassy people I have ever seen.
She should put her fat nasty daughter on the show and try to teach that pig some class!
Does she offer an advanced course in ham-shot-putting?
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Submitted by letinstar on May 20, 2008 - 1:07pm.
can we hope that one of the rock of love skanks will teach sharon a thing or two about charm and class?
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Probably not.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
can we hope that one of the rock of love skanks will teach sharon a thing or two about charm and class?
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Yeehaw, another Charm School. Loved the first and will definitely love this one with the cool Sharon Osbourne. I do wish VH1 would mix it up a bit and have a combo of Rock of Love and Flavor of Love "women" together. That would be awesome! A house full of angry, std infected, whores under one roof. That should be next VH1.
The only thing Sharon Osbourne knows about class is 1) stay focused on your social climbing goal and 2) marry into social status.
After that, it's all phoned in.
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Thank God Heather and Angelique will maybe be there. Those bitches live on another planet when it comes to manners and etiquette.
*-Jenny-*
Submitted by peaches on May 20, 2008 - 1:29pm.
relax - I was being semi-facetious
Oh I'm glad MoNique isn't hosting this one. I watched that Charm School crap on Friday,and all she talked about was black black black.. I mean come on. There were white people on there too. Damn, its always about color.. And that shit gets as old as her jokes, And she had her cook book 'skinny cooks can't be trusted' uhm OK?
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Submitted by mike on May 20, 2008 - 1:18pm.
So, VH1's charm school's are semi-segregated? Season 1 mostly black with an black host, and Season 2, mostly white with a white host? I'm loath to use this word, but....Racist!!
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Maybe Monique didn't want to come back, you don't know!
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The old My Fair Lady plot with celebu- ho's and Sharon 'Higgins' to chide them to quit talking/acting ghetto every week.
I can't FUCKIN Wait! this is going to be so freakin' awesome!!! I really hope someone calls out Megan for being such a two faced back-stabber!!! And Tiffany!!! yes!!!!!!!!
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They will be refined in hopes to graduate “Charm School” as sophisticated and polite ladies. And who better to push these girls down the road to renewal and re-discovery than Sharon Osbourne lmfao her own daughter is as big a whore as any of these walking std's
So, VH1's charm school's are semi-segregated? Season 1 mostly black with an black host, and Season 2, mostly white with a white host? I'm loath to use this word, but....Racist!!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Hmm...I can detect the faint stench of crotchrot, already.
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Where does it say Jack's joining her?
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Oh, snap! I was referring to Angelique, but I can see your point, there.
How are they gonna manage to keep Daisy Duck and Stormy Weather Heather in the same room without letting them kill each other?
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Oh shit, you mean that's not the plot of this show?? Dammit!!!
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 20, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Hmm...I can detect the faint stench of crotchrot, already.
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Where does it say Jack's joining her?
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Oh, snap! I was referring to Angelique, but I can see your point, there.
How are they gonna manage to keep Daisy Duck and Stormy Weather Heather in the same room without letting them kill each other?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 20, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Hmm...I can detect the faint stench of crotchrot, already.
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Where does it say Jack's joining her?
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This classless harridan needs charm school herself. Kelly is a tacky wench who burps during interviews. Epic fail.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Oh yeah, if there's anyone who knows all about charm and class, it's Sharon "ThrowsMoldyHam@Neighbors" Osbourne.
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WHAT?? She raised Kelly, that girls got NO MANNERS!
How stupid.
Hmm...I can detect the faint stench of crotchrot, already.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I would like to punch this woman in the box. Oh, and also carlk223.
Carry on.
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But then again, what do I know?