Wednesday, May 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 20th!
Michelle Duggar's OBGYN holds up a mirror and gently explains to her that perhaps God is trying to tell her that 18 is enough. - City Barbie
Runners-up:
I should have known... eating chocolate covered bacon was bound to have side effects. - NotSoAnonymous
The effects of breast feeding have taken their toll on the pregnant man. - LCat5129
I'm pretty sure this is dude, but I covered up the nips just in case. Click here to see the NSFW version. He's got a nipple ring too!
Thanks for the congrats slutz!!! Sweetas, you're my toughest competition you hilarious beeeyatch! :-)
Congratulations City Barbie and Runners Up! LOL LOL xo
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biffjadudemadskdme, et al. xoxoxo
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Submitted by Pers on May 21, 2008 - 1:23pm.
I have a caption for this photo -
"Put a damn shirt on. No one wants to see your man teets!"
OMG THANKS FOR THAT - MADE MY MORNING ROFLMAO!!!!
City Barbie♥, you hot slut!!! Effin hilarious - congrats! And congrats to the runners up. Well done guys!
Submitted by carlk223 on May 21, 2008 - 7:21am.
I posted this pic on the forum of millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" yesterday. Most ppl love this pic.
*tears of laughter* I couldn't even report this poor bastard.
Pers - hang in there! You don't want one of those delusional hairy backfats anyway. ;)
I have a caption for this photo -
"Put a damn shirt on. No one wants to see your man teets!"
Jeez....why is it that some men think they're God's gift when they look like shit, but their women had better be perfect?
*Rant on*
Yeah, I'm on a dating site, and bitter. There's this forum for the dating site members to write/ask about issues...and every time there is a post about weight or looks, you get these fat fuckers complaining that women don't take care of themselves, blah blah, and that they'd only date a thin woman. Many of these assholes look like this ugly boobie-monster. Ugh, so hypocritical. Then, when someone calls them on it, it's deny, lie, or total delusion. Look in a mirror you stupid fucks! OR, on my profile, I spell out exactly what I am and what I want. It's even titled 'I am: blah blah' 'You are: between 30 and 40, don't have to be fit, but not obese, etc..." and I get these 54 year old fat pervs sending me messages and getting pissy when I politely say 'no thank you'. Did you read my fucking profile?
Rant over.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by Sluttsville on May 21, 2008 - 12:06am.
DeeDee, I thought you were using Nads!
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Very funny, uh you slut! LOL
Congratulations bitches. You know you whores are funny.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Congrats winners - City Barbie, that was beautiful!
Now can you take that pic down, MK? Two days of visual assault is more than we can handle.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Wow, don't know what to say, but I'm so curious that I saw his pics on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.com" today, many member there talk about it now!
I posted this pic on the forum of millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" yesterday. Most ppl love this pic.
The versatile bear claw necklace: You can dress it up or dress it down.
A little waxing, and he'll be very popular. In prison.
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
It has been confirmed, the Rosie O'Donnell sex tape does exist. Oddly enough Phizer bought the rights with hopes of developing it into a new appetite suppressant.
"Puss n' Boobs " Clemmons knew that steriod use
would nolonger let him play with his balls
any more. Still, he could always count on his little rocket.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Two boobs. One man.
and Sy Sperling sets off on an expedition... "there's hair in them thar hills"
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"This spirit's white as lightning,
would on me travels guide me.
The moon would shake and the stars would quake
when ever they espied me."
Sharon Osbourne Will Host "Charm School 2"
Robbie managed to get him/herself into not one, but two medical textbooks: Annals of Dermatology, and True Tales of Hermaphrodites (featuring Jamie Lee Curtis)
DeeDee, I thought you were using Nads!
"Team Slut"
Shit! How`d you get a picture of my ex-husband? He`s a paranoid-schizo and phobic to boot...won`t let anyone take his pic, barely see him!
Both Miley and Billy Ray plan to get boob jobs within the next year. Guess who's going first?
Angelina Jolie's titties after the Chosen Twins' birth.
Hairy Potter and the Goblets of Gross.
Unfortunately for David, the title he wanted for his self-financed movie, "Breast Men," had already been used in 1997.
After the completion of "Bubba's Pepperoni Flapjacks", Japan had indeed filmed every fetish imaginable.
"jump" has become a frightful word. So sorry I clicked through. Eeeeek.
no comment... just wanted to let you know i actually puked.
Yeah, those are Dreamboat's bite marks alright.
Believe it or not there was a day when they were so perky I couldn't get one pencil underneath em.
Sasquatch is more human than we think - he got his bride a wedding ring and an anniversary necklace.
Sabre tooth TITger?
Awwww, they grow up so fast ... Sean Preston hits puberty.
Looks like Michael Jackson stopped waxing.
where manaise comes from.
Fergie Topless!
Hey, Stewie, before you shoot the picture, make sure the date stamp is working. I'm gonna wanna remember this day. I just hope this picture doesn't get out.
What unmitigated gall to put a nipple ring on the biggest set of man boobs in history.
Believe it or not, it's what's underneath them that is gross.
Yo Momma!
I hope to God this photo is exhibit A in a lawsuit.
Nasty!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Saggy Moobs - Free
Nipple Piercing - $75
Stretched out butt plug on a cord - $5
Hairy Chest - Free
Chest Acne - Free
Being on D-Listed Caption Contest - Freakin Priceless!!
Yo Momma!
My likes are hiking, walks in the park and reading. I've enclosed a picture, cause you said you like macho guys with hairy chests.
why buy the cow when you can milk the dude for free?
Here's a secret that Victoria really should have kept.
Here we see the only man alive that MK would never sleep with. Well, not sober, anyway.
When you sell stuff on Ebay, say necklaces, you really shouldn't put yourself in the picture.
it was a hairy boob, it was a scary boob...
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Arthur "No offense intended"
Tick "None comprehended."
The "before" photo Shauna Sands hoped no one would ever find.
ROSIE O'DONELL IS POSING FOR PLAYBOY?
Dear Doctor: I thank you for my hormone therapy because my tits look fabulous, but is there anything we can do about my body hair? Heaven forbid I have to wax all of this...
Oh No It's NoNo !!!!
I got my first real nip ring
Sold Winehouse crack for a fix
Let 'em sag down real deep
Was the summer of 96
- Those were the best days of my life
I guess it doesn't matter if it's called a "Bro" or a "Manzierre." This is a freakin emergency!