The Bachelorette: A House Of Tools
DeAnna Pappas is back looking for love as "The Bachelorette." The show came back for its 4th seasons last night and I'm probably the only one who watched it.
I liked DeAnna when she got her heart torn to shreds by Brad on "The Bachelor," but I can't stand her ass anymore. They might as well have gotten a talking mannequin. The show isn't about the bachelorette, it's about the douche bags that are trying to win her love.
Most of these dudes are busted in the face! I mean, I would only do about 20 out of 25 of them and that's saying a lot, because I'll do anyone. There wasn't even that much drunken shenanigans! I mean, one dude jumped into the pool and then took off his clothes revealing a bikini with DeAnna's name on it. Unfortunately, he was a midget with a hatchet face! Of course, DeAnna kept him around.
She didn't keep my favorite dude, the oyster farmer. He's the only gentleman to give DeAnna a pearl necklace upon meeting her. He gave her a pearl necklace and she eliminated him! What a bitch. When a dude gives me a pearl necklace, I usually give him my checkbook. Dickmatized.
In the clip above, one of my other favorite dudes, Greg, shows DeAnna what she's missing after she eliminates him. Seriously, she's missing out. I'm sure he can crush beer cans with his ass cheeks and burp "Free Bird" too. Swooooon.
i watched it. i'm a sucker for these shows. that dude greg had sooo much acne on his chest and back- so gross.
DeAnna is a Greek poser! We don't say , "OPA!!" when we toast with alcohol!!! The show is gay, people prostituting themselves on TV.
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCHE!
That is all.
I watched this shit. Blame it on the lethal combo of Benadryl and Beast Light. Too lazy to change the channel... Anyway, dumping the oyster farmer (who was just doing that temporarily until he started teaching, btw) was a lame move. Thank tiny baby jebus she got rid of Greg. Roided up, nasty tatted up douchebag. He'd probably slap her on their first date. And he reminds me of Ty Pennington with more muscles and just as much obnoxiousness. Gross!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Thanks for confirming why I am not watching the Bachelorette. I am this shows bitch, and still I am not watching because Deanna bugged the sweet merciful crap out of me!
*rubs eyes*
*rolls over*
wake me when reality TV is dead
*rolls back over*
*cover's head in blankie*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Most of the guys look like rejects from Average Joe.
Wow she sure did dump the wrong guy. Lmao
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Oh MK, watching this show will give your brain a cavity. Don't do it! No one will be mad. :)
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what a dumb ho , eliminate the guy who gave you the pearl necklace, I though you should eliminated the guy who gave you the worst first impression
Trash!!!!!!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I thought about watching it, but... The Season Finale of One Tree Hill was one, and OMG I was so mad at the ending.. Any one else watch that show last night. WTF.. I mean, Who was Lucas calling.. *bites nails* I can't take it! just can't take it!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Douche alert!
I loved the oyster farmer :(
She's a dumb ho for lettin him go in favor of the karate kid and the snowboarder. Never in my life have I heard the word "dude" so many times in a show.
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
"The show came back for its 4th seasons last night and I'm probably the only one who watched it."
- Wow and in an over allergy medicated haze, I don't know how you do it.
And yes, you were the only one.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
yeah, MK, I think you were the only one who watched it...
love you!
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