Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Lezzing Out In Cannes
I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood's wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here's Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the "Changeling" premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie's dress, you can probably find it in the "tent and shelters section" of your local camping supplies store.
To Keane - Next time you mess with Mrs. K it's my fist in you face. Clear?
Damn..
this shit is STILL going on? WOW
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Go Spurs!
to people who were nice to me on this thread...
I appreciate it. :)
on topic: the color of this dress doesn't flatter angelina as much as some of the other things she has been wearing. but maybe it looks better in person.
to keane
people were talking about lip injections. you read things into the post that weren't there. and continue to draw conclusions based on your assumptions.
getting called names and reported within a few posts upset me. and you have called me names again.
I lurked for a while before I started posting and... I thought this would be a fun site to post on...
Another gossip site has a photo of Brad stepping on AJ's batdress. I got a cheap giggle out of it.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by Keane on May 21, 2008 - 9:31am.
Yeah, she did keep going on and on and on...
But, hey, that was yesterday.
:)
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Mrs K if you're still around it looked like advertising to me as it was quite a way off the topic of the post and I assumed she wanted people to start asking her about it as she went into it in so much detail. She went on to do another 2 posts about it which were totally unnecessary. She's either a spammer or stupid. You decide.
Oh these frocks are way unbecoming. I am sure the J tools would use them to masturbate...that's all they are reallt good for. C'mon Jolie, Ms Charity...give it over to them.
I think Angie is beautiful, but that dress is hideous.
It makes her look like Rosemary Clooney or something.
She needs to stick to the gowns that show off her chi-chi's.
This looks too old and matronly.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
ha! a bag of Werther's originals... that seriously made me LOL!
That first thumbnail looks freaky. She looks like an octopus kissing her prey. She would do better in silent movies.
I just heard that Angelina has ruined ANOTHER movie with her terrible over- acting and 2 expressions ways.
I see another Angelinafilm that the audience will avoid.
In the picture of her spreading her arms, she looks like a hugh grey bat!
LMAO at this article!!!!!
have a nice day mikie sweetiexxxxxxxxxx
Submitted by VooDooVixen on May 21, 2008 - 1:43am.
VooDoo, Mrs. K mentioned soy in baby formula causing baby boys to turn out gay (it was a legit thing, not something she made up) and/or/but it just made me laugh my ass off and I feel sorry for every mom who doesn't breast feed and has read that.
So. Of course, being the loving person I am. I just had to put that hilarity into an avatar.
I heard Soy will turn you into a Boy Toy.....
or so they say.........
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
I'm glad to see there was no shit storm tonight over a few words.
Yes, WORDS.
Angelina please return my silk sheet when you're finished with it, you hot bitch.
Whenever she gets preggers she hides her ENTIRE body like she's ashamed that she's "FAT". Well she looked a hell of a lot worse before when she stopped eating after her mom passed away. She needs to eat and stop stressing so much about that shit...anyway...
Your face!
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Ok Mitts...James Haven just wanted to make sure you were ok...
Sweet dreams...of...James Haven!
Nite all!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James Haven,
real life becons.. didn't see that you were still
here. I will try to find you tomorrow.
Get your beauty sleep. The Mitten
must attend party with people tomorrow,
so I will see James Haven about wit and
sage advise and wisdom when I return tomorrow
night. Thanks.
Nite,
Mitts
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Good night Jamesy. I think I am much better off posting with the NC. So I am back but only at night. So you better be here tomorrow night.
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Yes LOVE...James Haven was going to suggest that you hang in the NC for awhile. James Haven will most probably stop in tomorrow night to catch up on the dlisted....
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 20, 2008 - 11:22pm.
James a downed Mitten needs your ear..
still here?
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Yes Mitts.....catching up on some reading...will be here for a few more...what's up?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
James a downed Mitten needs your ear..
still here?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
James Haven is calling it a night. It has been a busy day between makeovers and fighting with Angie over Brad.
LOVE...good to see you again! As Tonic said, if you are willing to come back a calmer, gentler, LOVE, James Haven is sure everyone will be happy to put things in the past!
Nite!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
It is not considered a Lesbionic MakeOut Session unless tongue is involved......and there clearly is no tongue in these pics.
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on May 20, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Wow. Clint looks old...Oh, that's right...he is old!
Yes Socky, Clint is old and sometimes you're as young as you feel and since Clint is feeling up...I mean feeling Angie, it makes him feel young. STRRRRRRRRREEEEEEETTTTTCCCCCCCHHHH!
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Angelina looks so sexy. Her blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e DOTcom" last week. What happened to her marriage?
She is very gorgeous,I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with hot pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. c om"".she post many pregnancy pic on it looks great!
I think if you're sincere about wanting to play nice you'll be fine.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 10:36pm.
I see what your saying, you think I backed some people into a corner and they came out swinging with the phony LA clones and stuff like that. I take full responsibility for my behavior but I still think I never went beyond anything but talk.
No one was right, I certainly wasn't.
Thanks Mikey for making a BORING night...(American Idol(yawn) and Dancing with the Sars(zzzzz) fun with the Werther's/Heart monitor comment...laughed my ass off...you're the best!!!
Submitted by James Haven on May 20, 2008 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Only a man confident with his sexuality can wear a wig from the Jaclyn Smith collection and Jimmy Choo's!
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LOL. Oh I know...lets just say when me and my BF play dress up...I am not always the one wearing a skirt.
"Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 8:28pm.
There was alot stuff that went on that was done to me...I thought was way more than I had ever done to anyone else. I am not complaining but I was fair...I never did shit that was truly invasive and cruel. I was all talk."
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To be fair, I think you gave as good as you got. Yes sometimes people would egg you on, but they knew they could get an explosive reaction and it worked every time. And sometimes you were cruel. I dont dislike you, but I fully understand why people did what they did. They were sick of the fighting and all the damn drama all the time. The site stopped being fun and became LA's personal Angie battleground, at least that's how it felt at times.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
@Period:
Girl, you know more than you let on.
I know it was a sticky sitch for you, but you know, each person decides what is decent and acceptable for their position.
LA might have been aggravating but she never posted sensitive info about other members. Remember that, guys, when you harsh on her. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 10:20pm.
Only a man confident with his sexuality can wear a wig from the Jaclyn Smith collection and Jimmy Choo's!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by . on May 20, 2008 - 10:19pm.
There was alot stuff that went on that was done to me...I thought was way more than I had ever done to anyone else. I am not complaining but I was fair...I never did shit that was truly invasive and cruel. I was all talk.
James Haven I love men in drag. It gets me so hot...
Any who you make a sexy woman...you would look just like Angie.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Well, that sickens and saddens me, DDD. I heard some stuff through the proverbial grapevine but not enough to make heads or tails of shit. There are lines you just don't cross EVER and that is definitely one of them. Add that to the list of things I've never once seen LA do to ANYONE here and heck, I like my mom jeans and I AM an old hag and proud of it. lol
Submitted by chola loca on May 20, 2008 - 10:12pm.
Ugliest. Maternity. Dress. Ever.
Chola loca, there's a third world country in there. Be nice. *tugging your chain teasingly*
On Topic: She looks like a Stingray.
Off Topic: I got nuthin. Kumbaya, my whores, kumbaya...
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Ugliest. Maternity. Dress. Ever.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 9:59pm.
James Haven has all his customers lie down. It helps him to apply the makeup, evenly.
Yes, James Haven would be a great Elle Woods. He alreay has the "snap" down to perfection! Works great for guys too! James Haven's finely chiseled features allows him to do both male and female roles with ease.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@Period:
Girl, I know the diff between being a burr in someone's arse and being a menace who exposes confidences. Those who are and remain team "Slut" amaze me since it was their private shit which got announced so publicly by the little princess herself. She sent photos and emails to pretty much anyone who would look.
That is worthy of banning, talking smack is not. Just my opinion.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Triple D I want to but reading these comments and stuff, I really don't see the point. I feel like I would rather come here at this time and hang with the NC for a little awhile.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 9:58pm.
You never hurt anyone the way some other people did. (sharing personal emails and info is NOT cool)
Holy crap! I forgot all about that, DDD. I should have added that to my rant but I've probably opened a big enough can of worms already but I agree. Personal correspondence should never be aired like that. NOT COOL and I'll leave it at that.
HEART ANGELINA, you knowwwwwwwww you want to use one of your brilliant avatars (I especially like the ones you make yourself). Oh come on, girlie girl! Do it. ;)
Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.
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"Will you lick my swizzle stick?"
Submitted by James_Haven on May 20, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Awwwwwwwwwwww I am soooo sorry to hear that. LOL. I am sorry it was kinda funny. Why was ALW laying on table??? You now know what...forget him??? I think you would kick ass in the Legally Blond musical. You totally play Emmet, hell, I think you would kick ass playing Elle Woods.
@HEART:
Hey girl!
Come back as your real self!
You never hurt anyone the way some other people did. (sharing personal emails and info is NOT cool) I miss your crazy ass!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Not so good LOVE, but thanks for asking. Mr. Webber arrived on time and James Haven made a grand entrance dressed as the Phantom, it was either the Phantom or a Cat but James Haven decided to go for a more masculine approach.
As Andrew Lloyd lie on the table, James Haven swooped in, only he got entangled by his cape and landed right on top of ALW! FYI ALW has no sense of humor, and he knocked James Haven to the floor, called James Haven a "Boob", grabbed a complimentary cinnamon bun and left!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
Submitted by James_Haven on May 20, 2008 - 9:30pm.
I am not ready for one yet. I am just feeling things out for now...
How are you??? Did your audition with Mr Webber go great???
LOVE! **smooches**
Why no avie?
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.