Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Lezzing Out In Cannes
I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood's wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here's Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the "Changeling" premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie's dress, you can probably find it in the "tent and shelters section" of your local camping supplies store.
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James Haven received a call from Angie today. She demanded that he stop talking trash about Brad. James Haven told her he'll stop when they make chocolate covered bacon! Brad is the one that started this feud and he should be the one apologizing! James Haven has enough going on in his life without having that old peepaw sticking his nose where it don't belong!
James Haven told Angie, in no uncertain words, that he will NOT be coming to France until he receives a formal apology from Brad for all the abuse he has been bestowing upon James Haven!
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I've heard what people are saying, and it's a very weird thing. They're going into a realm where it's something that's almost ugly, rather than something that can be so beautiful.
How in the world can she the THAT HUUUUUUUUUGE and not gain weight anywhere ??? Especially the face?
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Oh well... At least Brad's toupée looks a little better this time.
It looks like Brad's trying to yank her away. Sorry Brad no matter what you do you'll have to live with the fact that Angie loves the ladies. Somehow I don't think he'll ever get over that. You see now that's the big difference between Jen and Angie. You wanted a bag girl, this is what you get.
OT: I see we're having another douche fight on the boards. This is exactly why bored housewives should stay away, they can never play nice.
When I first saw the first thumbnail i thought Angie ws kicking Brad...then I realised she was just had her hand on his back.
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Submitted by . on May 21, 2008 - 1:33am.
*appludes* well said.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
Brad should be kissing Clint's ass IMO. Brad could only dream of being as talented or classy as Clint. That is a serious tent dress on Angelina. Woe! She is so beautiful.
Wow. Clint looks old...Oh, that's right...he is old!
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Clearly nobody can play well with others.
Angie Jo, what the hell were you thinking wearing an oversized, bedazzled army poncho on the red carpet at Cannes??!! Brad, why didn't you stop her!! All that money is wasted on these people, I swear.
Submitted by . on May 20, 2008 - 7:21pm.
What matters in the big scheme of things is that she does not play well with others. Even is she is "just a kid."
Saint Angelina looks like a bat in that main picture.
-"Submitted by not blond on May 20, 2008 - 11:15pm."
That's the point of any web page, to have hits and be seen or visited often... not just Dlisted. Besides, bitching about celebrities and gossip is what a CELEBRITY GOSSIP SITE is for. The high horse is useless, it makes you seem lost.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
Submitted by EyeRoll on May 20, 2008 - 7:13pm.
There is an array of opinions as to whether she is who she says she is.
I understand where you're coming from but is this supposed to matter in the big scheme of things? I take her word for it and I'm not personally invested in caring enough to dig deeper or drop water on her eyes and put a stick in her mouth until she cries mercy. Even if she is a 'he' I really don't care. Judging people based on online personas is like trying to guess the weather by holding your pinky finger up in the air. Pointless.
ANYONE can be a total asshole online. NONE of you and I mean NONE of you are faultless and that includes me. I can be a total, raging bitch and say stupid shit. So what? Ya get over it. Ya move on. Ya grow a set.
MK is very smart - he may actually like Angie and Brad - but he posts things that can get lots of posts - lots of posts mean more hits, more hits mean someday he can cash in on the numbers on this site and charge more and more for advertising (though I don't think he is quite there with Perez re: revenue from his site). Actually he should be making more, given the ratings for his site. But I give him credit - the caption of the day is a work of genius.
He's found a bunch of losers who have some pretty deep hate for a celebrity and lots of time on their hands. So fall all over yourselves with your hate (and generally feeble efforts at wit) and MK can laugh all the way to the bank - perhaps one day. Actually I think MK is Ted Casablanca's evil sister.
Submitted by . on May 20, 2008 - 7:06pm.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Heart, I am the guilty party that stood up for your sweet ass and I will do it again and again because you're just a kid and most of us dlisters are well over 30
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There is an array of opinions as to whether she is who she says she is.
Zomay, excellent points. Let us all hope and pray that sinks in.
I don't fucking care who stays or who gets banned. All I want is for people to fucking understand that this is a site where people come to make jokes AND TO MAKE FUN OF CELEBS. If your idol gets trashed here ACCEPT IT. I can't believe you spend many months doing your crazy stalker fan routine and THEN wonder why so many Dlisters can't stand you. BOOOOHOOOOO. Anyone telling her to come back is wasting their time. SHE NEVER EVER WENT AWAY.
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 6:31pm.
Heart, I am the guilty party that stood up for your sweet ass and I will do it again and again because you're just a kid and most of us dlisters are well over 30 and beyond and should know better than fuel fires that you start. People admitted time and time again that they enjoyed trying to get your goat and then when they got all pissy it just proved how pathetic and immature many of them were when they'd finally decided they had enough of you.
You know what I wish, H.A.? I wish you'd rise above all of this and show that you can be more mature than most of the bitches on here.
Yes, you've said some pretty stupid and ugly things to people here (for which you later apologized) but you never once accused anyone of being an identity thief or of being multiple people on this blog (like it matters).
People have also said some pretty ugly and mean things to you. Some deserved and some not.
I really hope you stay because everyone deserves the chance to have their own opinion but with that being said I hope you learn that goes both ways and you might want to tone down your reactions to people who don't have the same POV as you do.
James Haven (here) is a super sweet person and if he/she likes little you then you can't be all bad eh? ;)
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Bradiful is it true? There's a shitstorm tornado headed our way? awwww it was so peaceful 'round here *stares at ground, kicks dirt*
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What If They Gave a War and Nobody Came...
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Who the hell kisses another woman on the lips to greet her? Jolie's lame attempt at trying to pretend she has some culture instilled in her. Meanwhile the only thing instilled is her passion for lesbian sex ! I bet her hormones are in overdrive right now. Her black shoes with her brown dress are a fashion nightmare! For fuck sake someone hire her a stylist - she's killing my eyes! Funny how she has loads of energy to walk the red carpet all week but yet we can't seem to get away from the medical rumors that she's falling apart. She finds the energy to pose for the public but God forbid she watch her own children - oh pleeease we all know she must take 4 hour naps every day while the nannies raise the kids! phony.
Bradiful is it true? There's a shitstorm tornado headed our way? awwww it was so peaceful 'round here *stares at ground, kicks dirt*
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Based upon her appearance in these photos, I'm guessing she'll be retreating to her lair pretty soon and not emerging until she's delivered and weighs 89 lbs. again. Well, at least that's what I'm hoping for.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Angelina Jolie kissing some woman on the lips at a premiere to gain some MORE attention. Ah, well folks.. at least it's not her brother. Hahaha!!!.
Her dress is trully fucking effin' hedious.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 20, 2008 - 5:35pm.
LCTalina:
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My brain won't let me read this as anything but "Lact-alina".
- ahahahahahaa...Lactalina.
Oy, she's so gonna be to, she'll be leaking everywhere, like a flood.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by forever.now on May 20, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Okayyyyyyyyyy. We effing get it. You're not trying to sell something for 3 effing dollars.
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Took the words right outta my mouth.
Submitted by forever.now on May 20, 2008 - 6:36pm.
Okayyyyyyyyyy. We effing get it. You're not trying to sell something for 3 effing dollars.
Jeebus Jobus and Jerry Springer.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 20, 2008 - 5:35pm.
LCTalina:
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My brain won't let me read this as anything but "Lact-alina".
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
to keane
the company that sells this product is a big company. no one has to buy anything from me. the product costs $3 (not literally. I mean it is sold at a low price). so it is not like it would matter if anyone did. I just meant that I have heard from other people. (shrug)
I also didn't mention how anyone can get in touch with me or how they could buy it. but really. it would be more trouble than it is worth for me to try to sell it here. seriously. if they buy it some other way it doesn't benefit me either. and there is probably other companies who make something similar. I was just trying to say the stuff is out there in the market.
Oh sweet Jesus.
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But then again, what do I know?
LCTalina: We should have GNOME better.
And look, the personality split, the wonder of it.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Is that Brad's pasty little hand on Angelina's shoulder? Angie's got scary claw hands like SJP
I do not sell online. I do not ship merchandise.
the product is not expensive. so it is not worth it to me to try to sell to random people around the world. it would cost me money. I am not so stupid as to pay out more money than I make on a sale. the price I said in one post is not the actual price. it is to indicate the product is not worth the trouble of an intricate spmming scheme.
it is made by a very large company. there are many ways a person can buy their products without my help. I am only saying sometimes claims companies make about products are true based on sveral people and their experiences.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 20, 2008 - 6:31pm.
LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 5:20pm.
FUCK ME. Not even one GD week of peace. Fuck this shit.
- What you said and a SON OF A BITCH! as an addition.
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And ASS HUMPING WHOREFACE PICKLE MONGER.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 5:20pm.
FUCK ME. Not even one GD week of peace. Fuck this shit.
- What you said and a SON OF A BITCH! as an addition.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 6:26pm.
LOL. That was LOVE ANGELINA. Now she might have given you a tongue lashing but HEART ANGELINA is a much wiser and wounded soul who would never dream, in a million years of hurting anyone. O Kay.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 6:21pm.
I can see how that could be confusing but I think my username is way cooler. Just saying. Please don't hurt me. lol :)
Thats one expensive fug tent dress and angie looks like she is having a herpes outbreak with that lipstick mark on her lip.
FUCK ME. Not even one GD week of peace. Fuck this shit.
This is the kind of crap that turns me into a vulgar potty mouth and I DON'T LIKE IT.
Yes I do. Nevermind.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 20, 2008 - 6:13pm.
HEART ANGELINA, you have me confused with the period person. I'm a series of dots. Not a single dot.
Just clarifying. I don't want to war with you and I apologize if I said anything that was mean. I don't think I did though?
Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Please don't encourage her to come back. It's nice not having her around.
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I am quite confused...you were one of the people who wanted me back. Last night you talked to me directly about it. Why the sudden change or 180 from yesterday???
Submitted by Keane on May 20, 2008 - 2:30pm.
PSL I just reported the forever.now person as her post was a blatant attempt to market some lip filler product she sells. She's just another spammer - don't expect her to say anything sensible, she's just trying to appear genuine to market her product.
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She did not even mention the name of the product or the price. She just said , in passing, that she works for a company that makes this lip filler stuff. How is that a blatant attempt to sell anything?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Go 'hed Clint! Wifey looks good.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 6:06pm.
I think the most effective policy will be to ignore her. Difficult, yes. Just a suggestion.
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Damnit WHY don't they teach How To Ignore classes in high school?!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 5:54pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Please don't encourage her to come back. It's nice not having her around.
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Understatement of the century.
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I think the most effective policy will be to ignore her. Difficult, yes. Just a suggestion.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
I'm sure there were good intentions. However, LA brought a shitstorm of drama that other posters, myself included, found themselves perpetuating by giving her attention and feeding into her need to dominate every AJ thread.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Please don't encourage her to come back. It's nice not having her around.
The people standing up for her I'm sure had good intentions but it has been very nice without the extra drama crap-storm on every other GD thread.
Angelina looks better with some extra weight but I don't want to be pregnant. I just want to get really fat, eat whatever I want and wear really loose, comfortable clothing and flip anyone off who snickers at my big, fat happy ass.
to parissucksliterally...
I was kidding. maybe it wasn't funny but it was supposed to be. I mean other jokes people say aren't perfectly logical. but here are three separate reasons for what I said.
1 twins run in my family. my cousin had two sets of twins. she had girls and thought to try for a boy and had two boys. she stopped there. she didn't do anything for this to happen. it just did. so it is altogether possible that angelina just wanted a baby and got twins and like my cousin is just going to have to go along with it. my cousin and I would say silly things. though, truly, the only complaint I ever heard.. and she was kidding.. was that they always needed their diapers changed at the same time. she felt bad one had to wait. obviously this would be when there wasn't another adult around to help.
2 if a person wants to have a baby quickly and uses medical assistance sometimes people do it in the eagerness to have a baby without really thinking about what it would mean to have more than one kid at a time. no I don't think she ought to have aborted one and yes I realize that she really doesn't have that much control over the situation. and yes I completely realize that until something like that actually happens to a person they can't know that much about it despite seeing other people going through it. she just has to go with what happens.
3 another thing that I guess was going on in my mind was angelina doesn't eat enough. she has two babies in her. she is going to be big just due to that. so she isn't thinking things through because she COULD eat. in the long run it won't make that much difference in her size. but she and the babies would be healthier.
I haven't called anyone names and I haven't been here very long. I thought people were pretty much ignoring me. but whatever.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 20, 2008 - 5:53pm.
Please don't encourage her to come back. It's nice not having her around.
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Understatement of the century.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.