Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Lezzing Out In Cannes
I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood's wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here's Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the "Changeling" premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie's dress, you can probably find it in the "tent and shelters section" of your local camping supplies store.
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Please don't encourage her to come back. It's nice not having her around.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by xxyxz on May 20, 2008 - 5:31pm.
xxy, babe. James Haven, the period "." person, Green Acres, Dawnie Dawn Dawn I believe were the only ones. I could be wrong though. I got the hell out of that thread when LA showed up.
I hate her tent dress. But she's so ginormous, there's not much else she can wear. Her midsection is wrecked for sure.
...James Haven!....jeez, even his name makes me smile....one of my favorites for sure!....he can crack me up every time...
Submitted by xxyxz on May 20, 2008 - 5:31pm.
LCT
I just wonder who was asking her to stay?
LMAO.
*going to A.C from yesterday
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Would the name rhyme with 'PooDish'?
Let me know.. I'm interested to know who'd want that crazy bipolar woman in here.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Oh poo! I always miss all the good stuff
You guys are all so funny.
Not liking the brown muumuu.
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LCT
I just wonder who was asking her to stay?
LMAO.
*going to A.C from yesterday
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Go Spurs!
Mrs. K,
*looks right*
*looks left*
REALLY? Why does he refer to himself in the third person?
Well, if you kids like him, i take it back.
*bows politely*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
PSL I just reported the forever.now person as her post was a blatant attempt to market some lip filler product she sells. She's just another spammer - don't expect her to say anything sensible, she's just trying to appear genuine to market her product.
On Topic - yes that hair on top of Brad's head does not look at all real does it? Especially in comparison to the hair on the sides of his head. But do men really go bald in their early 40's? I thought it was much earlier than that.
Saw an interview with Angie today and the lips just looked gross. Really abnormally large and not in a nice way, a really odd-looking shape, like bolster cushions. I really wouldn't want a song with those, there's too much of them and they look like they could burst. Blurghh!!! The moral of AJ and Nicole Kidman's face: let nature take its course - its better to look a little older than become a freak!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 20, 2008 - 5:26pm.
LCT-alina
bitch better bring it!
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haha, I have a feeling DListers are going to bring it with a vengeance too. I've definitely had enough and now that we've all seen how nice it is without her and her shit it'll be extra pain-in-the-assey with her.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
*grabs bong*
*runs away screaming*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Damn it i have to run.
XXYXZ or Carrot or whoever has it,
Give Stoney, Missy and the others my email if you have theirs or if you see them!
Everyone have a safe and happy night!
Submitted by Stoney on May 20, 2008 - 5:25pm.
*looks around all scared-like*
Does anyone know which direction it's coming from?
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Like the plague... ALL directions.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT-alina
bitch better bring it!
lol, I've been sippin' PSL's drink
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by xxyxz on May 20, 2008 - 5:18pm.
BWAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
I didnt say nothing!
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*looks around all scared-like*
Does anyone know which direction it's coming from?
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
I think you mean: Since when has she been HBIC?
Eye Roll, I'm going to let that one slide....
have a great afternoon all.....
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by xxyxz on May 20, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Note to Heart Angelia & Love Angelina...Because I KNOW she's here trolling
GET the fuck out of here bitch... We don't want you here
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You know that feeling you get right before a tornado may or may not completely destroy your house and kill you?
Yeah, I had that feeling just now. I'm scared. HA/LA is going to come back with retarded vengeance.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Stoney on May 20, 2008 - 2:20pm.
psl must be on the same cycle I'm on.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Nah, Stoney, just was at work HOURS before I normally go, and didn't sleep well last night. Makes me grumpy.....but now I have to go back to work.....I'll see you all tonight.
I promise I'll be in a better mood after I get home and have my first bong hit.
Byeeeeee!
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
LoLo
I got your back biotch..
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Go Spurs!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 5:10pm.
What? that has be one of the dumbest comments I have read today. What is it about Angie that brings out people's "Inner Idiot"?
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Since when have you been so mean?
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I think you mean: Since when has she been HBIC?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 5:17pm.
Angie "didn't think this twins thing through?"
comeon....yes, i am tired, and a little grumpy right now, but that was just DUMB. I highly doubt she was trying to have twins. Is she supposed to abort one?
I have a low tolerance for stupidity, and when I'm tired, it is really low.
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If she's having fraternal twins then the chances are higher that she did the in vitro/hormonal thing, which would mean she'd knowingly be at a higher risk for multiples. I didn't read that whole post so I might just be talking out of my a-hole but I would agree in that Angie probably didn't think. About anything but herself.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Maybe the think the "twins thing through" was meant to imply that the poster believed the fertility drugs report or the fact that she could have had several embryos placed inside her glamorous womb and then selectively aborted the extra fertalized eggs.
I dunno. Thats what i thought they meant.
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psl must be on the same cycle I'm on.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
M.E.♥, B.B.♥ - What about the last month when the "relaxin" kicks in (M.E. knows!!)? It's this hormone that relaxes your joints...great for childbirth, uh...not so great for tryin to walk across the floor carrying an extra 40-60 pounds. I felt like a rickety old ladder. Then add in the wide-load factor and yeah, a lot of shit gets broken. lol
Before I clicked on the first thumbnail, I thought someone was kicking BP in the butt. It's just weird.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 2:11pm.
Wow...I'm pretty virgin to D-List, so i had yet to encounter "James Haven" but i peeked over at yesterday's crumbs...and FUCK ME, Dude is creepy as hell!
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CLARISSE--MY OFFICE--NOW!!!!!
PSL is right dear, JH is the most beloved dlister here.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Angelina just gets hotter and hotter every time I see her.
Lesbo kisses just add to that hotness - and I am 100% straight...
Note to Heart Angelia & Love Angelina...Because I KNOW she's here trolling
GET the fuck out of here bitch... We don't want you here
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Go Spurs!
LCT:
Angie "didn't think this twins thing through?"
comeon....yes, i am tired, and a little grumpy right now, but that was just DUMB. I highly doubt she was trying to have twins. Is she supposed to abort one?
I have a low tolerance for stupidity, and when I'm tired, it is really low.
Sorry to be mean forever.now.....try and think before you post though.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Please. LA is like a cockroach. A nuclear holocaust wouldn't stop her.
She thinks she "sticks to her guns" and "stands up for what she believes in."
She's delusional.
"LA said something like she was going to do a complete 360 if she came back."
She also not very bright. I hope she meant a 180.
"Doing a 360" means ending up right where you started, which in her case is psycho-freaky.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 5:11pm.
Ohhhh girl we is just jelly!
I got me a can of Hater-Raid to spray on them roaches!
Sorry! I just saw a clip from Mo Povich and all the DNA testing got me excited!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 5:10pm.
What? that has be one of the dumbest comments I have read today. What is it about Angie that brings out people's "Inner Idiot"?
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Since when have you been so mean?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Clarisse darling, you're not going to get much sympathy here from us regarding JH......he is well loved here, and fucking hilarious.....you'll get used to it....
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Wow...I'm pretty virgin to D-List, so i had yet to encounter "James Haven" but i peeked over at yesterday's crumbs...and FUCK ME, Dude is creepy as hell! Why does James Haven refer to James Haven in the third person??? If you are going to pretend to be someone, why would James Haven pretend to be James Haven???
GAWD! Someone hold me!!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by forever.now on May 20, 2008 - 2:04pm.
you know... I don't know if angelina has thought through this twins thing. she is going to be huuuuge. brad better get to liking that balcony cuz he is going to be sleeping on it. she will order james haven to throw him out there if she can't lever herself off the couch to do it herself.
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What? that has be one of the dumbest comments I have read today. What is it about Angie that brings out people's "Inner Idiot"?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
LA said something like she was going to do a complete 360 if she came back.
Some change that will be.
lmao
Werther's Originals and Heart Monitor in the corner? Man I can only hope to come up with something half as funny
www.thesecretartofsnark.blogspot.com
Submitted by peaches on May 20, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Brad looks Pretty Hot again in these Photos. Maybe AJ let him finally get some rest.
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Let's not kid ourselves here. She set up a Botox sweatshop in her basement (hence the 18,000 children) and he's obviously reaping the benefits.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
you know... I don't know if angelina has thought through this twins thing. she is going to be huuuuge. brad better get to liking that balcony cuz he is going to be sleeping on it. she will order james haven to throw him out there if she can't lever herself off the couch to do it herself.
Brad looks Pretty Hot again in these Photos. Maybe AJ let him finally get some rest.
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:59pm.
BWAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
LA IS BACK!!!!!
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My blood pumper saddens with this newspaper that cheese whore is return.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:42pm.
BWAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
MISSY! Okie, Carrot, M.E., Other whores... here is my email!
Feel free to send me dirty notes and skanky photos!_____________________________________________
How about pictures of fat hairy men in bananahammocks?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Umm. Okay.
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Go Spurs!
BWAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA
LA IS BACK!!!!!
Is she back as LA or what?
CARROT! Delete my email from your post crazy!
So listen, FLA never said one mean thing to no person.... I can have any damn name i want.
FLA cam in piece times and she kills live. It was good material testing.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 4:57pm.
LCT she is HEART ANGELINA, and as Bradiful said, she is on yesterday's afternoon crumbs
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Sigh. It's been swell.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
thanks, M.E. - gotcha (wink-and-a-nod)
<3
Well fuck. The attention whore couldn't stay away.
Bye all!
LCT she is HEART ANGELINA, and as Bradiful said, she is on yesterday's afternoon crumbs
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
FYI - when banned, the user name (moniker) is banned, not the IP.
I knew she'd be back.