Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Lezzing Out In Cannes
I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood's wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here's Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the "Changeling" premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie's dress, you can probably find it in the "tent and shelters section" of your local camping supplies store.
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 4:53pm.
LCT
"Back in monster cave cheese whore!"
That was it! I love that! But, i'm simple minded...so, it fits.
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That's the best way to be. Words like booger can induce hours of giggling.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 20, 2008 - 12:54pm.
M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Need to give LoLo HUGE diamond crown for pissing LA off so much that she went atomic and got banned.
- psssst, did ya' take a gander at yesterday's afternoon crumbs?
*blinks, looks around*
What, I didn't say nuthin'.
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Ugh, really?? She's back? What's the new name?
YAll i think that LA was well on her way to losing it.
Dont give me no damn credit for that!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 1:52pm.
she was on last night, and there were a few posters begging her to come back, so don't get too excited there, LCT.
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What the eff?! How did THAT happen?
What name was she under?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Ok horz. I'm out. Gotta get the kids early. Behave!
See ya all in the a.m.!!!!!!
xoxoxo
♥♥♥♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 1:40pm.
M.E.:
b/c those 2 were ALL over each other, talking about fucking in the limo on the way to the Golden Globes,
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That doesn't mean the sex was good, all it means is that they pretended it was good.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Except that she's not banned. She posted for over 2 hours yesterday.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Need to give LoLo HUGE diamond crown for pissing LA off so much that she went atomic and got banned.
- psssst, did ya' take a gander at yesterday's afternoon crumbs?
*blinks, looks around*
What, I didn't say nuthin'.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 1:52pm.
she was on last night, and there were a few posters begging her to come back, so don't get too excited there, LCT.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
LCT
"Back in monster cave cheese whore!"
That was it! I love that! But, i'm simple minded...so, it fits.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Fuck where is our edit button????
ha ha ha
dont spam me baby jeebus!
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Who's LA? What thread? I missed Dlisted drama? Oh noessssss!
I agree M.E. Let's do three old-school cheers for Lolo:
Hip Hip HOORAY!
Hip Hip HOORAY!
Hip Hip HOORAY!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
You know, Billy Bob comparing AnJo to a couch means that he's actually f*cked the couch!!
Everyone stop abusing couches! I don't think I can ever sit on another one again. Ew.
Lolo, don't you mean "complainer mouth"?
hehhehehhe
excuse me, my panties are in a wad. (wink)
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Need to give LoLo HUGE diamond crown for pissing LA off so much that she went atomic and got banned.
LOL @ LoLo
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 4:47pm.
Yeah i meant it when i said no worries.
so dont go worry times you cheese slut;)
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Anonymouss, sometimes I think you are just as bad as LA, except the other side of the spectrum.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
*ponders* Hmmmm, humping the couch.
Now, may not be so pleasurable for a man, but I'm sure I could rub enough against the arm to get off.
And no "drip" clean up afterwards.
WIN!
LoLo, now you're gonna get a million emails from the spammers and their matchmaker services!
_Submitted by DiamondDawg on May 20, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Yes, it was called Picasso's "Blue Period" - The Old Guitarist
Thanks doll! I have a head injury that is only made worse by large amounts of bong smoke.
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I'm sorry I didn't think you were funny as FLA, Lolo. I do think you are funny when you are yourself.....and in no way do I think everything is "meant for me"......that is not the way I live my life.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Yes, it was called Picasso's "Blue Period" - The Old Guitarist
Hey whores
Oklahoma... Your avie is scaring me! Love it!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 4:40pm.
Aw PSL,
FLA's made up language made me giggle!
"You don't gnome me"
"Back in moster cave cheese something"
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Back in monster cave cheese whore!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Missy,
Here's the quote:
Billy Bob Thornton told in a recent interview with Esquire magazine that having sex with Angelina Jolie is not such a big deal and he doesn't understand why Jolie was voted last year the world's sexiest woman.
"Sleeping with Angelina Jolie is like '****ing the couch", Bob Thornton said. "Sex doesn't have to be with a model to be good."
"Sometimes with the model, the actress or the sexiest person in the world, it may literally be like ****ing the couch."
Billy Bob divorced Angelina Jolie in 2002, after 3 years of marriage.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Billy-Bob-Thornton-Sleeping-with-Angelina...
Thanks LoLo!
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 20, 2008 - 3:33pm.
In her defense *cringes*, it was raining at the premier.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
_Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Well honey, not everything is meant for you ya know what i mean?
no worries
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Aw LoLo, I ♥ FLA!
SWALLOWING FOR LOVE!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Clarisse:
there is NOTHING you people can do to convince me that FLA was/is funny. You can all think what you want, but I think it is a complete moron.
But I'm a "complainer mouth", so what would I know?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
M.E.:
Billy Bob said that fucking Plain or fat women was great- that a beautiful woman could be like fucking a sofa....he didn't name Angie, but of course he was probably referring to her. (which seems strange, b/c those 2 were ALL over each other, talking about fucking in the limo on the way to the Golden Globes, etc.....)
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Aw PSL,
FLA's made up language made me giggle!
"You don't gnome me"
"Back in moster cave cheese something"
=)
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:36pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 4:33pm.
THANKS!
I had you in mind when i was doing that!
You MUST email me!
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How did you do it? Some sort of translator or just sheer brilliance? Where are email addresses?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Bride of Frankenstein Gray Sheet Dress. Hideous.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Bradiful - I was clumbsy as all hell. Especially with the big ole belly, constantly mis judges how close tables, walls, corners, counters were.
The bigger you get, the worse it gets. Especially when you get to the point where you can't see your feet.
You're fucked.
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 20, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Did Billy Bob really say fucking AJ was like fucking the sofa?!?! *excited*
LoLo - yeah, Picasso... girl, I wanna hang with your crazy ass!!! hahahahahaa
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 4:33pm.
THANKS!
I had you in mind when i was doing that!
You MUST email me!
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FuckingLovesAngelina was working the futon lips like no one's business.
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SHHHHH...please. I am happy not having to decipher sentences. Don't invite it.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
LCT - AH! So LoLo schizo'd a new personality eh?
Submitted by Sweetas on May 20, 2008 - 3:59pm.
OMG... that "dress"! I wonder if Brad found a bunch of loose change and the remote when he hugged her?
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Brings to mind the statement from Billy Bob Thornton: Fucking Angelina Jolie is like fucking the sofa.
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:32pm.
I have ranted re: lips before.
I call it my Blue period
Like Picaso or who ever the painter bitch who went all blue was
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Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I thought every body knew!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Ok. I won't tell. Effing BRILLIANT writing though.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Another Mom question:
When you guys were preggers, were you super klutzy?
Did you run into shit like tables, chairs, etc...?
I'm picturing Skeletina running into priceless art pieces at that mansion and trails of broken Ming vases in her wake.
She's very girthy.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Why are her clothes always stained, even her evening wear? It's like Zahara wipes her mouth and fingers on her before she goes out the door.
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:23pm.
MOISTURIZE YOUR FUTON LIPS LADY!
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I think you just gave yourself away my dear.
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*confused*
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FuckingLovesAngelina was working the futon lips like no one's business.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:23pm.
MOISTURIZE YOUR FUTON LIPS LADY!
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I think you just gave yourself away my dear.
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*confused*
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 4:30pm.
I thought every body knew!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 4:23pm.
MOISTURIZE YOUR FUTON LIPS LADY!
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I think you just gave yourself away my dear.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.