Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Lezzing Out In Cannes
I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood's wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here's Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the "Changeling" premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie's dress, you can probably find it in the "tent and shelters section" of your local camping supplies store.
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Bwahahaha, LoLo.. Put the Chapstick in the fucking Baaaasket! *ties chicken to rope*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I am thoroughly disappointed in Angelina. No tongue? WTF are they doing? Anyway, you know James had a cramp in his head after seeing this piccy.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Stoney and Okie
It rubs the blistix on its skin or it gets the hose again!
ha ha!
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Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:20pm.
LCT - No, I'm talking about her face, her features. It's all.....not right.
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Apparently AJ is one of those women that think plastic surgery is OK when you're pregnant.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
BRADIFUL BITCH on May 20, 2008 - 12:08pm.
The Brad's "over it" face says it all.
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I think that face speaks for 99% of the people on this planet.
*rubbing eyes*
I think someone slipped me something...
*looks at Brad*
*rubs eyes again*
Bradly is resembling the hub, yet, I've always sworn the hub looks like Kurt Russel
*shakes head*
Must be teh goatee.
*pictures crazy person attacking Angie with tube of Blistex*
*chuckles quietly to self*
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Anonymoussss on May 20, 2008 - 3:25pm.
I know, right?! our MK is such a gem ♥
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
lips, LIPS.. Muah, LIPS... !!! *hides chapstick from LoLo* Muahahaaa..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor.
*streaming tears* How do you come up with this stuff?
I always want to rub chapstick on her lips REAL REAL hard like.
Just grab that inflated noggin and hold her by her hair and RUB THAT CHAP STICK ON THOSE FISH LIPS!
MOISTURIZE YOUR FUTON LIPS LADY!
GAH!
I dont like looking at crazy looking lips.
I do believe not that long ago i was ranting abut butt hole lips. Ive got some issues
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WHO! Stoney!!!!!!!!!!!! Chillax!! LOL.
But yeah, you're right.
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Angie doesn't even LOOK like herself anymore.
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For me, she kind of looks like she always should have in the face with more weight on her. I can live without the forty appearances in five days, though. YAWN.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Of course that's the point! She wants everyone thinking, oh look at the beautiful pregnant woman who's pregnant with Brad Pitt's babies and is so pregnant she must be feeling so exhausted! What a pregnant saint, that pregnant martyr!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
LCT - No, I'm talking about her face, her features. It's all.....not right.
And I agree with Mike, Missy and whoever else mentioned it, her best acting roles have been the one's where she is playing a character who she resembles.
JAMES HAVEN must have had to go to France to touch up Brad's hair with some Just for Men. He is paying him back tho for not making the mustache match...
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"Insanity runs in my family, sometimes it just gallops"
Tree, i see it now.. Cool Av
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PETA.. People Eating Tasty Animals..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:14pm.
Angie doesn't even LOOK like herself anymore.
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You're right. She looks like the Goodyear blimp covered in stains.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:07pm.
WTF is Tree's avvie???
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It's a pic I took of the evil snake at the Creation Museum in Kentucky. It's gonna git all you sinners! Ha ha.
But seriously, that place was just plain scary.
Yea, I clicked on the close up of Skeletina, she has had botox at the very least on her forehead and between the eyebrows.
Her lips are morphing into Lisa Rinna's lips.
You know, Cate Blanchett totally pulled off the pregnancy red carpet look at the Oscar's.
Skeletina needed to take a cue from Cate.
I'm exhausted with her already and I'm not pregnant.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 4:11pm.
Brad looks like he's in pain.
On the pregnancy note. Wonder if Angie is gonna say these were "accidents" that were well planned too?
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My guess is that she'll bypass the 'accident' thing (seeing as she clearly went with the hormone/in vitro route), as well as the blob, and just call them 'irritating, obnoxious burdens'.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Angie doesn't even LOOK like herself anymore.
WTF?
==========Brad's like "Yeeeaaahh!" in the first pic.
Brad looks like he's in pain.
On the pregnancy note. Wonder if Angie is gonna say these were "accidents" that were well planned too?
*read: more of a guilt trap*
Angelina can't act, and she ruins every movie she's in.
All that Botox has turned her skin into a pale stretched plastic.
She must be around 45 years old.
Doesn't AJ realize that these huge moo moo's are making her look 2x as big?
Er...wait....
Maybe that is the point.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 20, 2008 - 4:06pm.
LCT,
Yeah! Hugh's back!!
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The sight of Angelina's ugly mug was making me want to become a mortician. I decided that was bad.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
For someone sooooooo pregnant she sure makes all attempts for the photo ops.
The Brad's "over it" face says it all.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
WTF is Tree's avvie???
She's obviously doing her best to hide her legs and a$$. How must she look without clothes on? Is she gonna have massive stretch marks or what? I've never been preg. so I don't know...ladies?
Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 3:48pm.
You are very kind!
All the hookers in here are FU NAY NAY!!!!!!!
I love me my d-listed hooowahs!
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Submitted by Sweetas on May 20, 2008 - 4:04pm.
tree! You made me picture it!! Gllargghh!!!
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Sorry - but you made me picture it first!!!!
Ah...I remember when Dina was the news anchor here.
*sigh*
GET BACK TO CARMEL YOU BITHCES!
Wonder if Brad and Angie are gonna go to their ranch for some "rest"..
LCT,
Yeah! Hugh's back!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Pregnant or not... that dress should NEVER be worn out in public... Ever !!!
She looks fuggggly!!!!
Angie was born with big lips, she has always had them, but she is now getting restalyne to maintain them - you can see the bulges at the injection sites. She's beautiful, but you know that this bitch is going to look like a tranny mess in ten years trying to hold on to her beauty. Lips don't stay full forever and trust that she will NEVER let go of that image. Her lips will look like water balloons by the time she's sixty.
I'm just sayin' all that cause it's true and it's a shame - she's ruining her hotness and youthfulness with drugs and plastic surgery big time and it's only going to get worse - way worse.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
tree! You made me picture it!! Gllargghh!!!
Submitted by MM25 on May 20, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Is there blood on her lips?
I thought the same thing as you, but I think it's just a bit of lipstick from the other hooch.
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Whatever happened to sex, drugs, and rock and roll? Now all we have is AIDS, crack, and techno.
Ok, we get it you stupid fucking attention whore. YOU'RE PREGNANT. GodDAMN can anyone rub it in better than this slut, or what?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Made exclusively for Angie by the Lainie Kazan House of MuuMuus.
I was out shopping this weekend and there was like this pandemic of pregnant women waddling around (getting in my way, I might add). None of them looked very comfortable.
In that thumbnail of Brad, bottom row, second from the right...you can totally see his hair plugs.
The No Hair Club For Men
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by KidL on May 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Dress does her no favours. She looks like a corpse.
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News flash: She IS a corpse.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Dress does her no favours. She looks like a corpse.
Look at that first thumbnail of them kissing. Clint is looking faint and Brad is totally jacking off.
Submitted by Sweetas on May 20, 2008 - 3:57pm.
On the topless Lily Allen (okay, I was probably the only one who clicked - shut up!) link, there are topless AJ pics from Cannes too. Now these girl-girl kissy pics. 7-8 months pregnant and now you wanna get your freak on? Um.... okeeey. Could we get some curtains please?
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BEEF curtains!
DeeDee xoxoxo
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OMG... that "dress"! I wonder if Brad found a bunch of loose change and the remote when he hugged her?
El Bastardo I have to admit Billy Bob is talented. I love me some french fried tators with mustard. MMMMMMMhhhMMMMMM.
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Submitted by ░ on May 20, 2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on May 20, 2008 - 3:49pm.
LMAO Okie! She's being supported by scaffolding under there. I don't know how skinny bones jones is supportin' two beybeys.
DeeDee, scaffolding? That was brilliant. She DOES look like she has a stick up her ass for certain but I think that's her usual look. lol
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Thanks. *blushing* ITA, stick up da butt.
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
that dress is awful, I agree.
But Angie still looks gorgeous....I think it is unfair that she gets to have that face....lol
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
On the topless Lily Allen (okay, I was probably the only one who clicked - shut up!) link, there are topless AJ pics from Cannes too. Now these girl-girl kissy pics. 7-8 months pregnant and now you wanna get your freak on? Um.... okeeey. Could we get some curtains please?