Tuesday, May 20th 2008
Lezzing Out In Cannes
I think I see tongue! Angelina Jolie shared a kiss on the red carpet with Clint Eastwood's wife, Dina, in Cannes today. They are totally fucking. You know they have foursomes. Well, threesomes and Clint watches in the corner with a bag of Werther's originals while wearing a heart monitor. I hope the unborn chosen ones covered their eyes and ears during this act of debauchery!
Here's Angie, her leeeeesbian lover, Clint Eastwood and Brad at the "Changeling" premiere in Cannes. If you like Angie's dress, you can probably find it in the "tent and shelters section" of your local camping supplies store.
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God damn! I haven't seen a SINGLE Angie film that I actually enjoyed! Her movie choices fucking SUCK. I forgot that she is supposedly an "actress" because she's so busy whoring her family out for the press, but she is really horrible at her real job. Angie doesn't really have the capacity to play any character other than Anjelina Jolie.
I'm sure "The Changeling" is going to be a
fucking snoozefest.
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I don't know. I thought she was pretty good in THE BONER COLLECTOR.
Her skin is so stretched and botoxed, it is becoming so pale and white like Michael Jackson.
Is there blood on her lips?
She should stop with all the plastic injections.
It's not hiding her age, it's turning her into a plastic freak of nature.
Submitted by zomay on May 20, 2008 - 7:51pm.
El Bastardo on May 20, 2008 - 11:47am.
'Pushing Tin'???
Good film though! Ehhh? :o)
Looks likes Angie's wearing a batwing dress.
With a short run she could take off.
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Submitted by DeeDee on May 20, 2008 - 3:49pm.
LMAO Okie! She's being supported by scaffolding under there. I don't know how skinny bones jones is supportin' two beybeys.
DeeDee, scaffolding? That was brilliant. She DOES look like she has a stick up her ass for certain but I think that's her usual look. lol
That thing is truly hideous!
Anyone see that Jillian Barbarie commercial for Weight Watchers..she looks like she is wearing that SAME dress in that commercial in a 'before' scenario.. But she looks awful in that dress, Jillian does.. Anyone seen that??
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
El Bastardo on May 20, 2008 - 11:47am.
'Pushing Tin'???
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Ha I just saw that last month El Bastardo and she looks so different now. Actually I don't think she was acting in that movie either.
LMAO Okie! She's being supported by scaffolding under there. I don't know how skinny bones jones is supportin' two beybeys.
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I see Angelina's again wearing something from the Mrs. Roper Collection.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 3:45pm.
LoLo, that was beautiful.
Someone mentioned it before and I'll reiterate:
GF, you should have your own blog! You're effing hilarious!
Angie Jo's stomach looks so huge it makes my guts ache just looking.
IT'S RAINING ON THEIR PARADE!
In that one picture of Maggie Moo and Clint Eastwood, she is totally thinking "I smell Ben Gay".
Angelina's only good in movies in which she's essentially playing herself. In both Gia and Girl, Interrupted, she played unbalanced attention whores, which is what she is.
Okay so I really do love these two but that dress she is wearing is sooo BAD I dont care how many babies she's having there's no excuse for that.
Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 7:34pm.
God damn! I haven't seen a SINGLE Angie film that I actually enjoyed! Her movie choices fucking SUCK. I forgot that she is supposedly an "actress" because she's so busy whoring her family out for the press, but she is really horrible at her real job. Angie doesn't really have the capacity to play any character other than Anjelina Jolie.
I'm sure "The Changeling" is going to be a fucking snoozefest.
'Pushing Tin'???
Submitted by mike on May 20, 2008 - 2:45pm.
Angelina's only good in movies in which she's essentially playinge herself. In both Gia and Girl, Interrupted, she unbalanced attention whores, which is what she is.
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totally. someone else said that on the earlier aj post and its so true.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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BRAD- "stop that Ang!you're married to me now!!" Brad has no idea why he's there. Ang forgot to tell him.
Angelina is totally turning into middle aged Elizabeth Taylor with the bejeweled tent dresses.
Ummmm
so? ummmm
lets see here.....
Mooooooooo Moooooooooooooooooooooo
Moo Moo Milkers
Under a Tent
Tried to hide my lezzie
But just for a stint
Baby makin' Baby Makin'
The straight and narrow's hard
Gonna buy me a big house
Make the kids live in the yard
Penis Penis
Not a vagina!
Chase the dragon, chase the dragon
Dragon I will find YA!
Hearts and Giant kissy Lips,
Angie Wangie Poo Bear Pitt.
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Mooooooooooooooooooooo!
She should stay with brighter colors. Sucky dress.
She can have a lesbian lover serve her under that dress without Brad knowing.
Oh goodness MK you LOVE to torture your loyal readers.
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maybe it is the tent dress or maybe brad managed to get her to eat something for the twinset, but angie looks bigger here than other recent piccies.
DeeDee.. I thought that pic looked like she was doing a side kick.. that's the size of Jolies leg, her arm is..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I see "Omar the tent maker" was the dress designer for Angie Jo in these photos.
She's probably got the rest of the kids under that dress.
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she looks OVERDONE!!! she could be on dynasty with that getup for chrissakes
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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The first thumbnail looks weird, like a hand coming out her butt. James Haven?
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Brad's is the only hand in this pic that doesn't give me the dry heaves.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
God damn! I haven't seen a SINGLE Angie film that I actually enjoyed! Her movie choices fucking SUCK. I forgot that she is supposedly an "actress" because she's so busy whoring her family out for the press, but she is really horrible at her real job. Angie doesn't really have the capacity to play any character other than Anjelina Jolie.
I'm sure "The Changeling" is going to be a fucking snoozefest.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Huh. Yesterday they didn't look too bad, today it looks like their stand ins from Madame Tussaud's showed up.
Angie used to be smokin, but too much surgery and much too many drugs...
Icky icky ick!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Dina says, "Slip this purse in your twat, i'm carrying some goods" That's what that picture says.. She's sliding..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
is it raining out there or are there just weird spots on her tent dress?
Brad looks like a wax figure in the thumbnails
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*thumpity, thumpity*