But What About The Wedding?
Sienna Miller is reportedly close to splitting up with her alleged fiance, Rhys Ifans. Sadness. I really wanted to see Sienna in a bohemian mess of a wedding dress. The reason for this lovely pair's possible split? Jealousy! You see, Sienna loves partying and flirting with dudes and Rhys doesn't like it.
A source said, “Rhys gets very jealous - he hates her socializing with other men and always wants to know where she is and who she’s with. During a row she yelled at him: ‘It’s just like being with Jude’. Rhys freaked out, because he prides himself on being the laid-back opposite of Jude. But he just gets worked up seeing men admiring his girlfriend and trying to hit on her.”
“Rhys still seems madly in love with her but everyone’s speculating Sienna has grown out of the relationship.”
Rhys seems like a lovely dude, but Sienna can't help. She's a hardcore slut through and through. I'm speaking from experience. You can't change a slut's spots. Seriously, you can't, because a doctor hasn't invented the right ointment yet. I've tried everything to fix my slut "spots."
It sucks, because they really look lovely together. How often are you going to find someone that shares the same shade of Miss Clairol as you? Never!
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Sienna is vary Pretty, a Beautiful girl. Too bad she is turning out to be a cunt as person.Has the body & looks, but nothing else.Can't judge a book by its cover.
luved Notting Hill movie. His character was Spike.
Anyway, his nails are funky and he's not that attractive. I couldn't wake up every day to that wispy hair, nail bitten fingers and those stained teefes.
The first thing I noticed in this picture is the guy's hands. His ring is weird and his fingernails are funky. Yuck.
of course rhys is jealous and doesn't want sienna to talk to other guys...remember she was banging the very married jude law and she was probably banging rhys when he was in a committed relationship as well...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Who cares. His blog and photos were found at wealthy men for beautiful women personals site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What is he looking for on that site?
if she really crazy for her , why so many people their said she is dating with a young and pretty
billionaire on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c o m"?
Submitted by chris1984 on May 20, 2008 - 8:33pm.
I just want to find a man who is out of my race for a servious interracial relationship.
Nice ass hun, but if you're looking for a 'servious' relationship, this is the wrong place. Nothing but proud slutts here =) Cheers! Bong hits & drinx for everyone! lol
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Thank you for pot smoking.
If Sienna Miller looks this thrangled in her early 20's, just imagine what her 40s will look like after all this crackery?
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Even the weed doesn't help me forget.
Oh sweetie the weed doesn't help you forget when it comes to dreams. It actually makes my dreams more vivid, especially when I smoke a spliff before bed. Weird you brought that up really because I too have dreams about my ex, but only when I smoke before I go to sleep. Fucking weird I know!
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Thank you for pot smoking.
He was so awesome in Notting Hill that I can not bash him.
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He looks like he could be a member of the band ABBA!!!!! Isn't he the guy that played the roommate to Hugh Grant in that Julia Roberts movie when she is an actress in Britain? He comes out in his underwear and poses for the paps!!!!! I can't remember the name of that movie..........Notting Hill?????
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They DO make a cute couple. Dang it, apparently I've taken too much of the Fukitol.
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They have to read a book to learn what to do
What do you expect from "Danny Deckchair"?
I had no idea that Tom Petty and Sienna Miller were dating.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Crocs are good for peeing in, and throwing out the window at other cars passing by!!! well, uhm.. that's what I heard.. Gulp!
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I stand corrected. THAT is the only thing crocs are good for.
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Tevas are very popular in Albuquerque. And Birkenstocks.
I'd let Rhys touch me with his big toe.
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Submitted by Datura on May 20, 2008 - 1:29pm.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Crocs are good for peeing in, and throwing out the window at other cars passing by!!! well, uhm.. that's what I heard.. Gulp!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
YOU AINT TELLIN NO LIE WOMAN!
The great Teva debate of '96 comes close to the present day Croc war at hand over modern yet comfortable foot wear.
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HAHAHHAHAHAA, LoLo you crazy beeeotch, the great teva debate of 96!!! ahahahahahahhahahhahaa!!!
Teva's are good for boating. Crocs are good for.. gardening? and thats it.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 2:10pm.
I love Tom Petty too....but I wouldn't fuck him.
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I would, but I wouldn't tell anyone afterwards...
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As for Sienna Miller, she's pretty but the height of boring to me. Aside from "generic pretty blonde," I don't really understand her appeal.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
That's a lot of blond right there.
Wow.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Lolo, Here in Seattle, Tevas are considered de rigueur
Blech.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
_Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 1:13pm.
the tip of his damn Teva
Tevas? Um, Bunny don't roll with Tevas.
Not E-VAH.
YOU AINT TELLIN NO LIE WOMAN!
The great Teva debate of '96 comes close to the present day Croc war at hand over modern yet comfortable foot wear.
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Some say Laura Nyro is arguably the single most important female songwriter of the latter half of the 20th century.
Died too soon :( ovarian cancer
October 18, 1947 – April 8, 1997
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 1:13pm.
the tip of his damn Teva
Tevas? Um, Bunny don't roll with Tevas.
Not E-VAH.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
mrs k - cool, Ive never heard of her! Ill check it out since I know youre a musical mama! _____________________________________________
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Mrs. K!
When i saw that one Barny Rubble break pad falling over the tip of his damn Teva I had to stop and ask him if he had an accident at the rock quarry with Fred!
I felt like it was looking at me all night!
To make matters worse we had BBQ and he ordered ribs and i kept pitcuring Fred and Wilma at the drive through ordering T-rex ribs!
Sucks cause dude was hwat :(
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"time baby. it'll fade over time. and over new dick. that helps."
Reminds me of this Laura Nyro song
Time and love, everybody
Time and love (Oh, time and love)
Nothing cures like time and love
Don't let the devil fool you
Here comes a dove
Nothing cures like
Time and love
(Nothing cures like
Time and love)
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 3:09pm.
oh shit, nevermind then. dont get married. just dont. not yet. and make sure youre on the pill
ONT: please, everyone: do not reproduce. Somehow that is on topic.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
She's so fucking pretty UGH! *throws arms up in disgust*
I seem to remember her having a titty attack when people began speculating on their relationship. She claimed he was just crashing on her couch... I guess that's what the kids are calling it these days.
And she wonders why her infamous moniker is Sluttienna. Dumb pretty bitch.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Boys and girls! If you want to show the ladies or the men your under bitts and you KNOW you have one giant toe, do NOT wear sandals on the first date.
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Freaky feet are No. 1 on the skeletons in the closet list. Keep that shit under wraps for a while.
Pudge has freaky feet.
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Like on Shallow Hal. That girl is really pretty, but George from Seinfeld dumps her b/c of that stick out toe.. LMAO!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
I love Tom Petty too....but I wouldn't fuck him.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Oklahoma, I can't even imagine what would happen if I said my ex's name during sex! That's horrifying. Luckily I am too busy focusing on myself during sex that I've never been one to shout a man's name during it.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on May 20, 2008 - 3:07pm.
LOL. I was thinking the same thing. I thought they both looked like Lucky and Luann on King of the Hill. Tom Petty is the voice of Lucky.
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REALLY?!?!? never knew that! aw, I love that show
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Missy -
New dick would probably help but I'm engaged :(.
I don't really ever think about my ex unless I get one of those dreams again and then it really bothers me! My ex is severely hot and we had the best sex ever, but he is a douche! In my dreams he's always hot AND really nice! It's such torture.
I'm really happy with my fiance but these dreams have been happening non stop and I talk in my sleep. Rob got so pissed once when I said my ex's name in my sleep! It's so irritating.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Boys and girls! If you want to show the ladies or the men your under bitts and you KNOW you have one giant toe, do NOT wear sandals on the first date.
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Freaky feet are No. 1 on the skeletons in the closet list. Keep that shit under wraps for a while.
Pudge has freaky feet.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
pinkdoodoo2.. Bwahahaha.. Lucky & Luann, that's funny, they do look just like them now that you mention it. Good times!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Sensimina. You've spoke of him all day! This ex! Even if you're over him its hard to forget huh? I still get creeped out if I see a car that looks like my ex's car, and that was 10 years ago. You'll forget one day, my dear! And you must stop the night time shout out's.. I've done this too. And current love prob won't ever let you forget this.. I guess just don't shout during sexy times..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 20, 2008 - 1:00pm.
He kind of looks like Tom Petty.. "Last Dance w/ Mary Jane, one more time to Kill the Paaaaiin" I love him..
LOL. I was thinking the same thing. I thought they both looked like Lucky and Luann on King of the Hill. Tom Petty is the voice of Lucky.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
ONT: shes way too vain to marry a dude with that mug
missy, after Jude, she may be "done" with pretty boys.....they are too much work!
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I will assume this man has a giant dong?
hahahaha. He's Welsh--are they noted for that?
Tom Jones is allegedly HUGE~~~
*It's not unusual...*
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Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I will assume this man has a giant dong?
hahahaha. He's Welsh--are they noted for that?
No, they're noted for shagging she.....grass eating creatures! :o)
There is no way she is staying with this guy. she sees her self at the height of her career.
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Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
I dont know that the Welsh are known for being longshoremen, but i dated Scottish lad who had a freakishly HUGE big toe. On just one foot.
Boys and girls! If you want to show the ladies or the men your under bitts and you KNOW you have one giant toe, do NOT wear sandals on the first date.
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Submitted by Sensimina on May 20, 2008 - 2:59pm.
time baby. it'll fade over time. and over new dick. that helps.
ONT: shes way too vain to marry a dude with that mug
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Sensimina maybe you are just looking for closure. It sounds dumb but sometimes if you write things down and then burn what you write it helps.
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I knew it! Sienna just a serial peen lover. She needs mulitple peen to satify her "slut spot". Hahaha MK. You should trademark that shit.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 20, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I will assume this man has a giant dong?
hahahaha. He's Welsh--are they noted for that?
He kind of looks like Tom Petty.. "Last Dance w/ Mary Jane, one more time to Kill the Paaaaiin" I love him..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!