Tuesday, May 20th 2008

But What About The Wedding?

Sienna Miller is reportedly close to splitting up with her alleged fiance, Rhys Ifans. Sadness. I really wanted to see Sienna in a bohemian mess of a wedding dress. The reason for this lovely pair's possible split? Jealousy! You see, Sienna loves partying and flirting with dudes and Rhys doesn't like it.

A source said, “Rhys gets very jealous - he hates her socializing with other men and always wants to know where she is and who she’s with. During a row she yelled at him: ‘It’s just like being with Jude’. Rhys freaked out, because he prides himself on being the laid-back opposite of Jude. But he just gets worked up seeing men admiring his girlfriend and trying to hit on her.”

“Rhys still seems madly in love with her but everyone’s speculating Sienna has grown out of the relationship.”

Rhys seems like a lovely dude, but Sienna can't help. She's a hardcore slut through and through. I'm speaking from experience. You can't change a slut's spots. Seriously, you can't, because a doctor hasn't invented the right ointment yet. I've tried everything to fix my slut "spots."

It sucks, because they really look lovely together. How often are you going to find someone that shares the same shade of Miss Clairol as you? Never!

Posted by: Michael K


Sensimina's picture

She is a hardcore slut through and through - MK nailed it. She looks waay fresher than usual in this pic for some reason.

Speaking of sluts, I need some advice for my little problem. I dream about my ex like every night - last night I dreamed that I went on vacation to Hawaii, where my ex lives, with my fiance and I was sneaking around on him the whole vacay with my ex. This shit disturbs me all day long for some reason. Even the weed doesn't help me forget. Ok. I'm done with my whine session.

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Stoney's picture

He was always just her drug buddy anyway. She didn't want to get engaged, but she had to in order to keep her connections. He is so obviously a crackhead.

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LoLo's picture

I will assume this man has a giant dong?
That is a face only a giant dong can cure.

I have found in my dating adventures, big scruffy fairly odd looking men have beautiful dongs and are pleasing in bed.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Sheeps, it's ok.......don't do it!

*pulls Sheeps off ledge, and holds him close*

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No way! *throwing self off building*

missy's picture

hahaha amanda.. he is kind of a scruffy brit version isnt he..
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CindyC's picture

"Sienna loves partying and flirting with dudes and Rhys doesn't like it"

That's so crazy - why wouldn't he like that?

He's great though, but such a mess, like his button is open below his tie - hehehehe. I'm a softy for a scrubby guy.

PillsForThat's picture

I've tried everything to fix my slut "spots."

Fucking hilarious MK ~ you really are my favourite person ever!

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Amanda's picture

I refreshed and thought, DAYUM what happened to Larry Birkhead?!?

oklahoma's picture

"its like being w/ jude" hmmm. so this dude is fucking the nanny too??

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