Asshole Wentz
Pete Wentz called into Ryan Seacrest's show on KIIS-FM this morning to discuss his wedding and other boring stuff. Pete said that Ashlee "legally is a Wentz ... I don't know what she'll do with her stage name, that's up to her. She hasn't decided that." She should change her stage name to Big Fug Asshole. It has a better ring to it then Ashlee Simpson or Ashlee Wentz.
Pete also said they signed a pre-nup. Damn, he's giving up all their business. I'm surprised he didn't talk about their wedding night. That's because they just flat-ironed each other's hair and tried out new brands of eyeliner.
The newlyweds are also skipping a honeymoon for now. He said they are just hanging out in the basement, "We got some blow-up palm trees. A little fake-n-bake tanning booth." They have no choice. Papa Joe locks them down there and only lets them come out for public appearances.
And when Ryan asked about the baby, Pete responded, "Ryan, this baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."
Yup, she's knocked up. And enough with this stupid basement! It sounds like hell down there anyway. Pete Wentz, his blow-up bride and a bunch of blow-up trees? No gracias.
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who cares about these slags!?!?! No one has given me Wino's address yet :(
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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Yes, because marriages safe unplanned pregnancies, just as well as babies save marriages in trouble.
*rolls eyes*
Wentz.
Is that past tense of "has been?"
Awww... I'm disappointed their baby won't be called Bastard Simpson-Wentz.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 20, 2008 - 3:22pm.
I hope it's a girl! If it's a boy you know that fool will be a two-foot hobbit in guyliner playing air drums!
*pictures female Wentz spawn flashing vadge at 16*
Ok, maybe a boy would be better.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Damn it!
I want a shot gun wedding!
No fair!
ha ha ha
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I'm going to buy a pair of skinny jeans by Pete for all the dlister men...just to support this wonderful couple, and make sure their baby is well provided for.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Ashleee looks like she has her eyes closed, but has eyes painted no her eyelids.. Like in that movie Pirate/carribean.. blah blah.. Open dem eyes bitch!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
"The only thing I'm confirming now is that we're in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."
You're confirming you're an idiot, dude. But you do that every day, so nothing new.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Two words for Pete: Eat me.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Yeah, getting engaged and married within WEEKS of one another doesn't shout, in bold letters "SHOT GUN WEDDING".
Tards.
parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 3:20pm.
oh, WHO the FUCK Cares?
- Exactly.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Man, how is Pete ever going to get his street cred ba...uh, nevermind.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
His face is TWICE the size of hers!
Oh, dear. I hope their baby isn't going to be a potato head.
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I just watched Ed Wood the other day. This reminds me of SJP's character putting up with EW's cross dressing. That is totally what is going to go on in this shot gun wedding. That,and catfights over who's makeup bag is who's. Do they sell flat irons in different colors for boys and girls? I guess it wouldn't make a difference in this case, anyway.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by M.E. on May 20, 2008 - 3:17pm.
No honeymoon immediately SCREAMS, "I'M KNOCKED UP"!!
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absofuckinglutely. thats why he said "Im not confirming THIS baby"
AND thats why papa joe gave his blessing for one of his blonde christian daugters to marry a bi-sexual make-up wearing drug user. Its the only "christian" thing to do.
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
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She stares off into space just like Jessica does,now.. WTF. oh I can't see you. I'm blind. Whore!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Oh yea...this couple screams longevity.
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oh, WHO the FUCK Cares?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
these two annoy me to the nth degree.
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I'd like to jump dick first into her grille. Asshole, not Petunia.
He's so fucking smug I'd like to fucking personally kill his sorry, douchebag, stupid-wedding-having ass! No one cares you height-challenged turd burglar!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Ass is going to have a really hard time keeping her husband from indulging in his frequent cravings for huge, throbbing peen! I can tell you that right now.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
No honeymoon immediately SCREAMS, "I'M KNOCKED UP"!!
Do you notice that you never see Pete W. or Rumer Willis in the same place at the same time?
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