MiserAlba Is A Wifey!

I am surprised they managed to get married without anyone knowing. I mean I once saw a picture of pumkin from flavor of love. she was watching a guy move lindsay lohan's car."

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Because nobody gives a fuck about this arrogant b*tch and because her career is over. NEXT!

Oh, Dawnie - your sig gives me the shivers ! Poor Isadora........

Submitted by MM25 on May 21, 2008 - 12:48am.
She is doing the right thing for her unborn child.

Finally, a sense of responsibilty and putting the child first.

How refreshing after watching the selfish, self -centered Angelina having 6 children in 2 years of dating out of wedlock.

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Meh. I think it would be refreshing to see a couple get pregnant AFTER they get married. Whatever happened to that idea?

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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo

She's nuts. She's gotta be certifiable -

1) The angst she felt when Cashole cheated and they broke up. Girl, you should have moved on!
2) Getting preggers asap when they reunited.
3) Quickie wedding at city hall, like anyone cares.

It's like she WANTS excuses to remain miserALBA, and is making damn sure she has many reasons to be a cranky, boring bitch.

And, just because she said she wants a "brown baby" - I hope the baby is pale as fuck, like Casper, or a dead fish belly.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful

Someone just said the other day that Cash had no plans to ever marry her. Wonder what changed his mind??
Oh, that's right, a permanent paycheck without actually working.
hmmmmm.

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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.

Cash is looking really thrilled...

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The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.

They look cute. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. What is she looking for on that site?

This Cash Warren guy looks so much like George P. Bush. You know, Dubya's nephew, the little "Brownie". Yup, this baby is gonna look 100% Latino/a.

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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA

She is doing the right thing for her unborn child.

Finally, a sense of responsibilty and putting the child first.

How refreshing after watching the selfish, self -centered Angelina having 6 children in 2 years of dating out of wedlock.

At least her baby will LOOK Latino, because both of them are sorta "dark". Man, the only reason why she even bothered to get married was because she was knocked up. Other than that, she was so OVER him till she found out she was preggers. She could of had an abortion, but that's too "dirty" and she could afford to have the baby so "meh", all the celebs are doing out so why not jump on the bandwagon. She looks so miserable and uncomfortable, just like when I found out I was pregnant when I was 24, but I had NO business having a baby when I was coming off a mean meth addiction. Screw that shit!

Your face!

You had to know she was going to get married.
Little Miss Don't-Call-Me-Latina would never had a baby out of wedlock.

But the real question is, what does Cash do? And is he working or living off her "Honey" money?

I've never been more unimpressed by a marriage in my life.

what is a Cash? Why do we know him?

:::: passing back the bong

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

Dawnie.. slow on the uptake..
who's the daddy? Abalone married who?
thumb struck...

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

dammit...i just said yesterday how cash still wouldn't marry alba and he went and made this union legal...my next prediction is he'll drop kick her ass within a year of squeezing out this baby...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...

James. Smitten mitten:: smiles

Dawnie. Dear girl. ::: the acrylic advances
not me. I'm hand knit and home grown.

Pass the bong:::

I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 20, 2008 - 10:19pm.

Whose taint were you on?

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Forgive James Haven, but a more interesting thought to ponder, is whether or not the gent behind Cash, was about to pick his nose with that large thumb of his!

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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.

Oh Tonic!

Let your HWORE flag fly, girl!

Be proud in your skankiness! I know I am. Proud in YOUR skankiness. Cuz I am Klassy (with a K)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

Dx3 just paint my Scarlett letter on already, I'm a proud hussy.

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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/

Good question TonicBitch!!!! This is new curriculum for me, and my knowledge only extends so far. However, I am open to suggestions.

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

@VooDoo and all ya'll Whores

Ya'll are slutty messes and your babies will bear your taint of the harlot.

Thank God I am better than ya'll and have essentially escaped your taint.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

VooDoo - What happens if the parents are bastards (either literally or figuratively) then where does that leave the kids?

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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/

Okay, I have one to stump all of you.........seeing that Angie and Bradley are NOT married, and they have adopted three children together.......technically are the three adopted ones, victims of bastardization, or not?

Officially, they did not pop forth from Angie's Lady Garden.....so I am not sure of the bastard protocol for adopted ones.

Let's just error on the side of the bastard technicality and say that Mr. and Mrs. Pitt will offically own SIX BASTARDS!!!!!! It truly is a new world record!!! They should be sooooo proud!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

LOL @ DawnieDawn

Dlisted is such an overflowing plethora of information.......so DRINK UP!!!!!!!!

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

Congratulations! But just saw his profile on milllionairedating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"---- last week. I am wondering what he is loooking for on that site.

@VooDoo:

Dammit. I was SURE conception was the keystone for bastardization. Now I gotta pretend to be all edgy. You suck.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

What a joke. They won't last, but everyone knows that.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 20, 2008 - 4:59pm.

All true. I found a dictionary of law terms that included the secondary definition "a child born to a married woman whose husband could not be or is proved not to be the father." Play that out in your head!

http://www.intimatemingle.com

LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at ++INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++which is a niche interracial dating site for all singles. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it

I knew she was too pretty to be "smart." Ugh!

Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Can a baby still be a bastard if it was conceived before marriage?
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Technically, no - hence the beginning of all the shotgun weddings........if the parents marry BEFORE the baby's head pops out.........it is not considered a bastard. Didn't you study Bastard-101?

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

MiserAlba didn't want to bring another Hollywood Bastard into the world........

~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~

~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~

Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Bastardy is determined at birth. Though it sometimes only becomes apparent later in life.
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Some are born bastards.

Some achieve bastardness.

Others have bastardy thrust upon them.

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Sad. He's too much of a schmuck, even for someone as miserable as her. I think it'll take them a few years for them to divorce. Eventually she won't take his shit anymore.

This guy is FUG.

Annnnnnd nobody cares.

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I put the F-U in Fun.

Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 7:00pm.
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LMFAO !!!!!!!♥♥♥

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"The royal penis is clean,Your Highness."

Submitted by tonicbitch on May 20, 2008 - 4:00pm.
That must be some groovy shit you're smoking there.

heehee. It did flow like poetry.

Submitted by Sheeps on May 20, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Bastardy is determined at birth. Though it sometimes only becomes apparent later in life.
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And all this time I thought it was Bastardity.

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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about

"Submitted by forever.now on May 20, 2008 - 4:57pm.

I am surprised they managed to get married without anyone knowing. I mean I once saw a picture of pumkin from flavor of love. she was watching a guy move lindsay lohan's car."
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That must be some groovy shit you're smoking there.

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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/

I am surprised they managed to get married without anyone knowing. I mean I once saw a picture of pumkin from flavor of love. she was watching a guy move lindsay lohan's car.

Bastardy is determined at birth. Though it sometimes only becomes apparent later in life.

Are there birds nesting in her bosoms? Wtf is going on with the top of her dress? Those feathers are ridiculous.

E! Online is calling her an actress and him an "entrepreneur".

Means: I gots no job.

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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.

Who gives a shit, really?

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If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance and I'd be dancing with myself

There is something creepy about him. I am not sure what it is, but there is something not right there. I am not sure how he conned her into having his kid and then marrying him. I guess he had to find some way to hang onto her for the rest of his life. Man, she is stupid.

Imagination is more Important than Knowledge

File this under the:

WHO CARES category

I hate her shes a snob with no talent

Alba looks like she's sporting an ENORMOUS white eye booger.

PS. Learn how to apply light shadow to eye corners so that it does not look like eye boogers.

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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.

he always seemed gay to me...hmm.

and she sooo got knocked to keep him...why do women still do this?

-=meow hiss purr=-

Well, at least she didn't go and have a big obnoxious "Look at us! We're important! We sold our pictures to OK!/People for 348975093445 dollars because we're important!" wedding.

That said, I'm sure they'll be divorced in no time.