Tuesday, May 20th 2008
MiserAlba Is A Wifey!
Damn Cash Warren! He got MiserAlba on one of her off days when she was actually in a good mood. Cash somehow got MiserAlba to marry his sorry ass yesterday. MiserAlba's spokesbitch confirms the wedding to People.
MiserAlba, 27, is currently expecting a baby girl with Cash, 31, this summer. The two met while filming "Fantastic Four." They broke up for a short time and it was rumored that he cheated on her. Shortly after they got back together, she got knocked up.
I can't wait till to see the wedding pictures! MiserAlba better have a frown on her face in at least one of the pictures! Cash will be smiling in every single shot, because he's just won the lottery.....TWICE!
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It's funny that she might be patting herself on the back that she managed to get married without all the media publicity.......she just doesn't comprehend that it's actually a case of no one cares.
In Louisiana, Jaime-Lynne Spears is drunk dialing MiserAlba: "How do Ah git ma man tuh marry me quick?? Ah'm about to drop ma crotchfruit!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 20, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Lolo....go to Compton- you can have a "gunshot " wedding......lol
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HAHAHA!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Gay Marriage has forced the hand of all you hetro's. It's a Hello Kitty conspiracy!!
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
He married her? Would have been cheaper to just pay the frikkin' child support.
Doesn't change the fact that she got preggers outside of wedlock.
Cool
Lolo....go to Compton- you can have a "gunshot " wedding......lol
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Seeeeeee
everybody has a shot gun wedding but me!
GAWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Meh @ them!! Damn I can't believe they got married!
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I'm telling you - the trend is turning.
Now it's the new thing to be married before the baby gets here.
Married is the new black.
Submitted by Hotmami on May 20, 2008 - 5:06pm.
mean it when she said she wanted a brown baby. She may like to fuck dark people, but I fully doubt she wants a dark baby.
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Maybe she'll be the next one calling her baby a blob if it is indeed dark.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
CW is black and white, Alba is Mexican and white. Could go either way.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Meh.. I give it less then 2 years
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Spurs!
What is Cash Warren's Heritage? Man! they are gonna have a Brown baby for Sure....
This will last
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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yep Stoney....saw that one....points directly to them
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 20, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Can a baby still be a bastard if it was conceived before marriage?
PS. I hope her baby is a WHITEY.
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Alba would love that. She didn't mean it when she said she wanted a brown baby. She may like to fuck dark people, but I fully doubt she wants a dark baby.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
No kidding, why do they even bother? It's not like it's 1940 and she has more than enough money to support herself. I dont like Miseralba, but he seems like a total turd.
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What a stupid bitch. Good luck,hon. You're gonna need it.
I bet the prenup is 50 pages long.
If there is one.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
I bet she's sitting somewhere right now congratulating herself on how sneaky they were to get married with nobody noticing and demanding that Mr. Alba fetch her the jar of pickles and a can of spray cheese.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Next installment in the Los Miseralbas Story: Baby born hispanic! Mom in shock! Dad amazed!
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Oderint dum metuant. Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (Caligula).
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Funny blind item on Cashole Warren:
ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 05/15
This is the funniest one I have ever got from the accountant. This celebutard is engaged to a B list film actress with A+ name recognition. He spent $34,000 on porn last year, and tried to claim it as a deduction for business purposes. He had each and every receipt for all the porn. All of it. He claimed that he needed it to see the proper way to act in a love scene. When the accountant reminded him he wasn't even an actor, our celebutard said something to the effect of, "I've got my girlfriend believing I'm the best guy in the world. I'm a great actor." They chose not to try and deduct the porn. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Submitted by Hekki on May 20, 2008 - 5:01pm.
In my mother's day, it graduated from being a bastard to being "premature".
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Yet miraculously not underweight. I'm with ya. I know what's up.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Best way to fix a broken relationship: get knocked up and get married....
Congratulations to the not-so-happy couple!
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
If someone is going to be Faithful, it is because that is who they are as a person...a piece of paper, some "vows" and rings don't mean SHIT. (but nice to have....lol)
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina: "Can a baby still be a bastard if it was conceived before marriage?"
In my mother's day, it graduated from being a bastard to being "premature".
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Holy Shit!
I never thought he'd marry her......whatever, he'll still cheat on her all the time. What does a piece of paper and some rings mean?"
Good point.
In Hollywood it's just a piece of paper saying "we'll split everything in a few months or years".
Wow, she's even dumber than I thought.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Well, that was kind of a surprise. Moody Alba pics at 7 months or however far along she is will be a hoot, indeed.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I feel so sad for Asshole Wentz , Miseralba stole her thunder and publicity
Holy Shit!
I never thought he'd marry her......whatever, he'll still cheat on her all the time. What does a piece of paper and some rings mean?
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Can a baby still be a bastard if it was conceived before marriage?
PS. I hope her baby is a WHITEY.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.