Kristi Yamaguchi - Kristi won "Dancing with the Has-Beens" last night with her partner Mark Ballas. Bitches made a big deal about it, because a woman hasn't won since season 1. Kristi also had the highest scores of any competitor in the show's history.

Congrats Kristi! I was more excited about Jason Taylor finally taking off his shirt. Yes, I'm easily excited.



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Submitted by The Fly on May 21, 2008 - 9:39am.

Midori Ito shoulda won.

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haha, that made me laugh....for some reason I remember Midori Ito competing against Kristi in 92 - I believe she was the first woman to land a triple in competition.

Well..how different are figure skating and dancing anyway?

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This sucks. Why would the producers think that an Olympic medalist is fair competition with Precilla P. etc. Kristi Y. is what made the show boring this time,she'd win all the time. JMO

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I was so happy that Mark & Kristi won...they deserved it. :)

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That's not JC Chasez with her?

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Submitted by Georgie Delmont on May 21, 2008 - 5:32am.

Good for her - Cher said that she was not going to do dancing with the stars because she has a "Fucking Oscar"- how do I get a Fucking Oscar? Do you act like you are fucking or do you act while you are fucking - either way I want one
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Cher has also been touring forever- she doesn't need the money, or the exposure.
I agree- Kristi had an advantage, being a figure skater....

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_Submitted by Kelkundici on May 21, 2008 - 10:51am.
Her partner looks like a cross between Mario Lopez and Screech from Saved by the Bell.

Well, i guess it is about time that everyone found out any way. He IS the love child of Dustin and Mario. Dustin becoame pregnant with Mario's butt baby on the set of the last Saved by the Bell episode.

There was a wrap party and Mario had mixed xanax and vodka and thought Dustin was the girl that played Lisa Turtle.

Some sexy things happened behind the set of Baysides football field.

Well 10 months later Mr. Belding ended up taking the butt baby to the South of France and raising him to be a pretty balerina.

Not a lot of people know this. Its a true story.

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Her partner looks like a cross between Mario Lopez and Screech from Saved by the Bell.

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I've never watched the show but I do like Kristi. I also have to echo the sentiment that she had an advantage. Figure skaters take lots of dance training. She was also a pairs figure skater for years before going solo. So she also has experience with a partner. So no wonder she did well.

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Wow, that takes me back. When I was a kid I had a massive crush on her during the '92 Olympics. She looked so gorgeous and sweet in her little skating outfit. She still looks good today. Good to see a classy girl get some recognition for a change.

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OMG... Surprise...
Kristi and the other couples are guests on "Good Morning America".
Just a hunch, but the alleged viewer question... "Where do you get those fabulous shoes?" was really submitted by Sam Champion.
It must suck to be "Live with Regis and Kelly Lee"... they have to settle for the second and third place couples today... they get the winners TOMORROW!
Something to live for...

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Midori Ito shoulda won.

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Thank God, our long national nightmare is over.
Yawn.
I'm so pleased that hot slut of the day wannabe, host Tom Bergeron can now devote his full creative energies to "America's Funniest Home Videos".
How DOES he do it???

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Is it even fair for the other contestants? She was a FIGURE SKATER! She danced!
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I've only seen the last three episodes and she clearly won, IMO. Yes, she has the advantage of being a figure skater, like FOREVER, but I was still happy the gal won. Kinda cheap compared to the Olympics, but oh well! It's just a game show.
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Submitted by Georgie Delmont on May 21, 2008 - 7:32am.

Lol, Cher said that? Hilarious.

I'm happy for Kristi. She seems pretty innocuous and undeserving of the hate. She also had talent and actually accomplished something, unlike a lot of reality TV whores.

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I'm just glad ho bag Cheryl Burke didn't win.
I hate that bitch.

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Submitted by Georgie Delmont on May 21, 2008 - 8:32am.

Like Cher can talk. She has been and always will be a Vegas act.

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I met Kristi when I was a kid at an ice skating show (don't judge). She has the personality of plain yogart mixed with white bread. Boring.

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Good for her - Cher said that she was not going to do dancing with the stars because she has a "Fucking Oscar"- how do I get a Fucking Oscar? Do you act like you are fucking or do you act while you are fucking - either way I want one

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I'm confused; I fully expected to see a flying penis as today's HSOTD.

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Didn't see one episode this season, but this seemed like a slam-dunk. Doesn't she basically owe her fame and fortune to dancing...on skates???

Shocker.

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With the exception of the Simpsons, I can't remember when I've cared less about something.

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bleh

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A professional ice skater won, what a shock.

She looks beautiful. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

She is a soul dancer, I love her so much I was surprised to see her nice profile on a celeb dating site with dancing pics and videos. It seems called " "millionaireloves. c om"".what is she looking for there just curious!

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so the ice skater who's been well versed in choreography since she was a child won this "competition"?

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