American Idol: It Finally Ends Tonight
I can see the light. The end is here. We still have to sit through 50-hours of the finale show tonight, but then it's done. FOREVER! Well, until the fall when the next season starts. At this point, it doesn't matter which one of these drips wins. I had to down several Airbone and vodkas just to keep from drifting off into a Paula Abdul coma. These two wet bitches are so fucking boring! Both of them could be the new faces of Nytol. If you didn't watch the show, don't bother. Instead, pour yourself a bowl of Rice Krispies in milk and listen to it snap, crackle AND pop. You'll get a better show.
DialIdol.com predicts that David Cook will win tonight. I still think that Fetus Archuleta is going to take it. The judges are so far up his asshole that they probably know in detail what his organs looks like. Randy Jackson basically gave Archuleta handjob after handjob last night. Archuleta would have cum, but I don't think he's capable of doing that. Shit, I don't think he's fully developed yet. His daddy better make sure he's doubled up on the diapers tonight. When they announce him as the winner, he'll probably wet his pants. He can't help it, because he can't hold it!
David Cook seems like he's over this shit and I don't blame him. I secretly hope he wins, but he won't. The producers and judges have already decided Archuleta needs to win. It's their gift to all the pedos that watch this mess.
The only way I can deal with tonight's long ass finale is if Paula Abdul is in top form. Bring on the crazy Paula! The country needs you!
And what was up with the boxing theme last night? G-A-Y! They might as well have done an oil wrestling theme.
Ok here's my opinion. David A is a good singer but needs more vocal training and life experience. David Cook has soul, range and a is a good singer. he should have won last night. and i agree with jerkygirl. paula and simon where paid lots of money to big up David A. lots. but then, everyone should have known from its inseption that AI was rigged.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I swear I thought Randy was going to jump on the stage and blow Archie after the 2nd song. I don't get it....he's predictable, has no personality, can't sing anything other than slow, sappy ballads, and don't even start me on his whole "I can't beleive it" reaction everytime someone says something to him. If I hear "you could sing the phone book" phrase one more time, blood will shoot out of my eyes. Why don't they say something less predictable like, "why young man, you could fart the Oscar Myer Wennie song".
David Cook rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The chimp will be the champ. And I'm betting he has his first orgasm when they call his name. Along with skids and other stuff. I'd love to see Danny run on stage and steal his crown though. That would be good. Chimp's Dad could run up and he and Danny could go at it. I mean we need something of interest on this program. The dullest finale ever.
you know mk, sometimes you become a real asshole. what the hell are you talking about cumming and assholes concerning a kid? you are disgusting.
plus Archuleta will come first tonite and on your face!
Sorry ever since AI showed the pics of David Cook as a kid I can't help but think of him as yet another guitar hero geek posing as a rocker bad boy. There is nothing new or interesting about him AT ALL. The twink on the other hand is about as original as AI gets, he isn't impersonating anybody. He just needs to turn 18, ditch the magical underwear and his father and come out!!!
Submitted by Jerkygirl on May 21, 2008 - 9:44am.
Randy, Paula & Simon must have gotten paid big bucks to perform the-ass-to-mouth that they gave David A. I guess even your opinion can be bought and sold.
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I could not agree more. They had the whole cheesy boxing theme. It was obviously set up. I knew they would say there was a knockout at the end. I want David Cook to win. He is more my style. The kid spits and slobbers the whole time. Plus, the kid would be terrible in interviews. He cant get a sentence out.
I do feel bad for baby Grobin, even if he Michael Bolton's EVERYTHING he sings, with that phychotic stage dad with magical underwear. After George Michael, why would anyone try to sing Don't let the sun go down on me? Damn my husband for making me watch this tripe, and know who these turd furgesons are!
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I watched for the first time last week. I fucking hate this show, but I had to see what all the buzz around these 2 Davids was about. I have never been so bored in my life. The little one is extremely awkward and painful to watch, and the other one isn't much better.
you know .. i never watched AI before this season.
archie is a young, boring, bland, blaise karaoke singer who i imagine singing in the Tiki Lounge on the Senior's Princess Cruises.
the sad thing is all the stupid teenage girls in the world will be voting for him and he will probably win ... and what will happen? nothing. will you hear him on the radio? no. will he have a huge career? no.
hahaha @ Submitted by kellygrrrl on May 21, 2008 - 8:14am. ... cuz you KNOW if he doesn't win that is going to happen ...
david cook on the other hand ... has consistently out-performed archie throughout the season ... he has more edge ... he's enough rock to be on the alternative rock stations but also could do okay on the semi-pop stations ... he could put a record out today and be hugely successful.
that being said ... it doesn't matter who wins ... david cook will have a far bigger music career than archie will ever have ... and archie will end up being best friends with Gayken .. and you see where this is going.
go david cook .... <3
Randy, Paula & Simon must have gotten paid big bucks to perform the-ass-to-mouth that they gave David A. I guess even your opinion can be bought and sold.
AI is just trying to get in on the cash cow of tweens/teens who buy the Hannah Montana and High School Musical music. Right now there is no male "teen idol" in the music industry and they are betting on David A. to be their paycheck.
Truthfully, David A. has no range and sounds the same on every song. He will have a great career as a Muzak singer. I look forward to hearing him on my elevator.
David Cook is much better as a singer & performer and hopefully he will win. He is a true rocker who never gave in to the bowbeating of the judges. If he doesn't win, its fixed and everyone should boycott AI next year and every year after!
Criminal Minds is much better!
BB- I thought I was the only person on the planet watching Criminal Minds.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
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I got 50 riding on David!! :) Win it D!! :D
what needs to happen is danny noriega needs to bust in in just before they announce which david and go "IT'S DANNY BITCH!"
nevar 4get!
I (pathetically, I might add...) watched this whole season, even after vowing last year that I would never do so again. But I cared so little by last night that I didn't even watch. There does not need to be another season of this fake snoozefest.
we do have something to look forward to:
Archuleta's Britneyesque Breakdown!!!!
I give it 3 years
Waffles? What, no chicken?
I watched this mess, David Cook opened with U2's I still haven't found what I'm looking for...
Um, no.
I will proudly be watching the Season finale of "Criminal Minds", I hope AI can deal with being viewed during commercials breaks.
That Artichoke kid = Creepy Christian Camp kid.
creepy, creepy creepy....GOSH!
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
YMAtT,
Waffles would NOT be unwelcome!!!
Mmmmmm waffles......
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 8:12am.
YMAtT,
Can you substitute grits with fried taters???
*yawn*
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Anything you like. Hey--my bf just bought us a waffle maker yesterday! Would you like some belgian waffles, a'la mode, instead?
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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u are so fucking stupid!!!! the new face of nytol!!!
The show has gotten boring after the cute Australian left
YMAtT,
Can you substitute grits with fried taters???
*yawn*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
I love them both, I'm surprise to see their profiles on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.com" , seems they got many suppor there It's said that they are interested in dating on line!
I laughed when Ellen asked Simon Cowell who he thought was going to win and he responded (totally deadpan) "David". LOL. I don't think he even cares.
If I'm going to watch this shit, it's going to be after much drinking.
Shit, ANTM ended last week - sheesh, I had already forgotten!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
wow!!!!!
love them both!
I think the little one's testes may be ascended.
*yawns, scratches ass*
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But then again, what do I know?
My hub is not really an Archuletta fan, but he said he was way better than David Cook last night. I think Idol picked their winner a long time ago.
If David A. wins, there will be lots of drama from his stagefather, which is what producers love. So I think he will win.
It doesn't matter anyway, because they are both out there and known now. So both of their careers will be fine either way.
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
*struggling to muster the excitement*
Nope, can't do it.
Mmmm....eggs, bacon, and grits!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
I think he's over it too. He seemed jaded. It's too bad because I like him better than Archie. Vote for the Worst is for Archuletta and so are the teenie boppers. So he'll take it.
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certainly not me!
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. David A. is just a gay Broadway act waiting to happen. And David C. is a smug grade c rocker at best. Who cares who wins?
Who gives a hot, sweet mitten fart?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Cannot decide how to handle all this excitement-I know, maybe I'll go back to bed. Yawn.
David Archuzellweger will probably win that shit, but is it really worth it to win? American Idol winners always end up on the Z-List by the time the next season comes around
(except Kelly Clarkson, but people only follow her so they can laugh at how fat she is)
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High Glamour. High Fashion. High Art. High Cheekbones. Who else?
My co-workers are all saying that the retarded kid will win.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
As I said on the Hot Slut of the Day thread, bleh.