MiserAlba Didn't Tell Her Brother That She Got Married
MiserAlba got hitched to "only it for the" Cash Warren on Monday and she didn't tell her own brother. UsWeekly contacted Josh Alba yesterday to talk about MiserAlba's secret wedding. Josh didn't know what they were talking about! He said, "My sister!? I'm going to have to call her!"
When asked if Cash will make a good husband, Josh responded, "Well, he's my brother in law now!" I'll take that as a big, juicy NAW.
MisrAlba meant to call her brother, but she was too busy beating Cash on the head with her chonkla, because he didn't look her in the eyes during their vows. In his defense, Cash didn't look her in the eyes, because he was lying to her ass the whole time.
P.S. - Damn! MiserAlba has a hot brother. He also doesn't look like he has a chip on his shoulder like his sissy. I guess the grouchy gene skipped him over.
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i agree, her bro is a hot piece o' ass!
I don't think Jessica is particularly attractive, but hot damn - I've never seen her brother before and he's giving me baaaad (in a good way) thoughts.
More of him. Less of Jess.
OMG you guys, I lived in Pomona for years, and let me tell you, just about anyone that went to school with Alba (my younger sister included)all HATED HER!!! She thought she was to hot to be bothered with people. Not nice girl at all. A few years back, I was at a video store runned by college kids and they were talking to themselves about how much they hated her in school.
Now her brother, he's hot. Don't know 'em but sure would like too.
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That's some creepy body language. It looks like she's trying to hump him. I hate her and it looks like he's on drugs. God! Look at the evil look this bitch gives. It's her damn trademark, I tell you.
I guess Cash cow is ok with the herps.
"til herps do we part"
=====If that's not a staged sexy pose, I don't know what is. Just sayin'.
I agree. I hate this fake a*s, opportunistic b*tch.
====They both have the big round head, five-head thing going. I guess he's alright. She is sooo sporting a major man jaw here.
wow. who knew? hes definitley hot. i think that jessica tries to look seductive and serious but it just comes off as grumpy, thats all.
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He's cute. Their mom is a frump and not so much...so maybe dad is hot. Anyway... he's adorable
Damn! HE should've been the star in the family. Totally hot.
Is that a pic of Miseralba? No, right? She isn't that hot. Is she?
He is hot.Yummmm
mmm,less of her more of him please!
Brother Alba is HOT. MK get us pictures of the entire gene pool. What do the parents look like?
If that's not a staged sexy pose, I don't know what is. Just sayin'
What Im saying is that she would do the pose REGARDLESS if her brother or the President were next to her. Like most celebrities, Alba is about herself and just that. She is not being sexy with him, she's just being a the celbe-whore they all are.
Mabel Hodges on May 21, 2008 - 9:07am.
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ON T: Why is her brother not famous? Sure, by association douche but still, he can smile on cue and look like he means it.
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If that's not a staged sexy pose, I don't know what is. Just sayin'.
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I dont think she is doing a sexy pose with him and I dont think they have that Angelina/James vibe at all...Comeo on dlisters, there's a diffeence between being bitchy and sarcastic and just being a plain ol' cock and/or cunt.
She was on one of those home makeover shows on the Style channel last summer i think. They made over her parents kitchen/dining room. She was in rare form on the show! Smiling/laughing/being pleasant. Her Brother Josh was also on there...The designer said something about him being HOT. THEn she turned into a semi bitch telling them he was married w/ multiple children. Go figure...
She seriously didn't tell her brother? And why is doing a sexy pose with him? Ew, bitch. Ew.
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Would let the brother make tip times happen in lovin places. WOW!
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WOw, her brother is so hot , I just saw his profile on a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.com", he post many hot pic with her sister there, but what kind of ralationship is he looking for? Not sure!
Maybe she kept it a secret because she knows even people who are supposed to love her unconditionally don't give a fuck either.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Is it only creepy to me that she looks more intimate with her bro than she ever has wish Ca$h?
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Maybe she didn't tell him because he's not brown enough. If you keep your marriage secret, maybe your mystic tan genes will show up more.... or not.
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Hot? Hmmm, not. That "i can't wait for puberty" stache he's rockin makes want to punch a small dog...and that's wrong.
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Oh shit, Josh Alba is hot! Too bad he's related to that Jessica.
LMFAO MK! "beating Cash on the head with her chonkla"! MiserAlba probably gave Cash a concussion with her huge chonklas.
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I wish I felt as high as he looks.
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He looks stoned out of his gourd.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
The brother has pothead/child toucher eyes.
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She didn't tell him because he would have tried to stop it.
Also, he probably did know, but was having to lie, just in case it was a trick question. ya know?? like they were like. Oh I wonder if this is true that they got married, we'll just fake out lil brother.. He's probably dumb also.. Muah!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Ok, they seem to have the same 'kind' of sibling relationship that Angelina/James Haven have.
James Haven, where are you? Tell me if you get that vibe from this picture, too.
MiserAlba's brother was pissed and probably throwing the phone against the wall when he heard someone else got to his sister.
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I guess smiling skips over genes, too. Damn! Cheer up, bitch!! hmph!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
P.S. - Damn! MiserAlba has a hot brother. He also doesn't look like he has a chip on his shoulder like his sissy. I guess the grouchy gene skipped him over.
I agree!!!
He looks quite delectable, so much that I think I like her (Jessica Alba) a litle bit again.
He looks like a dufus.
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