Want A Picture With Mayer? It Will Cost You $10!

I used to really like him about 2 years ago. Now he just seems like a first grade douche who I would throw coffee in the face of, not myself...

Gucci, he is a sissy.

I like the rough long haired tuff looking john meyer better. now he looks like a sissy.

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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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I like the rough long haired tuff looking john meyer better. now he looks like a sissy.

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She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by Farrah on May 21, 2008 - 2:45pm.
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butbutbut...you pwomised! *sniff*
Bebe sez Hola! Auntie Farrah! ❤❤❤

Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 2:46pm.

*tapping fingers like Mr. Burns* eexxcceelllleenntt.. soon, very soon my pretty!LOL!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

ESE.
let me know when you decide to `make a cat-free myspace again. I deleted mine too. But if you make a new one... I'll do the same

Because I'm sooo fucking original
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Go Spurs!

Hi ESE!!

@XX: oh hell no, just check Dv8trix MS... bwahahah, that kitteh will be mine!

@Mel: heheh, anyone who's been on the monorail and has experienced "technical problems" aka being stranded in that thing for ten minutes, has that line stuck in their brain forever. Mine is "watch your head and step while you exit" and then you know someone's gonna eat it.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 2:36pm.
I think they purchase their ponchos at Disney World during the afternoon thunderstorms. :)

that would make it more fun.... mouse ears are worth 5 points each!!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

Submitted by Farrah on May 21, 2008 - 2:34pm.

FARRAH!!!..... that's all i got.... hi, Farrah!

OT: uumm, Denise is a joke, Charlie is a slut, haven't even read what this story is about, i hope that covers it... edit...and that proves it!!... not even the right thread!!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

Farrah, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's my new siggie. :)
That is my favorite line from Disney of all time.
I'll never forget when I rode the monorail yrs. ago, there was a family with two girls, one little and one teenager.
The teenager looked pissed to be there next to her family (gasp), and the father kept teasing her by repeating that line over and over and over. She got mad and yelled at him because he was asking her if she paid attention in Spanish class and knew what it meant. LMFAO
Everyone on the monorail wanted to punch him, too.
hahahahaha

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Love... you missed the cat stalker MySpace comments :(
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ESE, LMAO.
I think they purchase their ponchos at Disney World during the afternoon thunderstorms. :)

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 2:13pm.
@Mel:

"Hola! Buenos dias y bienvenidos a Walt Disney World"
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beesh!
don't forget "por favour, mantenganse alehadous de la puertas"

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 2:31pm.

ssshhhh!!!.... they'll wear ponchos!!... the walls have ears!!LOL!!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 2:24pm.

i have to admit, when i first started getting into the whole ousting of Scientology i was scared of the repercussions, but as time goes by, they have no power or fear to push on me.... oh yeah, i still take very rigorous precautions

You carry a Super Soaker in your car, don't you!! Just one spray in their face and they start to short circuit.

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 2:24pm.

i have to admit, when i first started getting into the whole ousting of Scientology i was scared of the repercussions, but as time goes by, they have no power or fear to push on me.... oh yeah, i still take very rigorous precautions

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

DebFrmHell, you sound like TX was your home and you miss it.
Everyone should be where they are happy. :)
Say hi to the Ewings @ Southfork Ranch for me, will ya?
Thanks. :)

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on May 21, 2008 - 11:24am.
@Mrs K, I thought it was "one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel", FL 32666
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Yeah, I got one there, too.
Actually I inherited it. I've got a renter now, but as soon as she kicks the bucket I am putting it on the market.

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 1:21pm.

LMAO. I want to have fun yelling out of my car window at those kooky people, too. We don't have any where I am. :(
We only have the Bible Thumpers.

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Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 2:18pm.
aas long as it isn't Clearwater.

10-15 mins outside of Clearwater now.... it adds to the fun sometimes.... there is NOTHING like driving by the Scientology headquarters yelling "I've got L. Ron Hubbard's head in my trunk!!"
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Not I . Fuck that shit...I don't kow what's more skerry... The freaks that are into poligamy or the CO$

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Go Spurs!

@Mel, everything happens for a reason. Not too terribly sad to go from here, actually not at all sad. 8-)

People here are alittle different in their attitudes. Somewhat conservative. It was not a good fit for me and I should have done more research before moving here from Houston.
Live and learn.

BTW, I like JMayer's haircut. I think he looks more mature.

Submitted by xxyxz on May 21, 2008 - 2:18pm.
aas long as it isn't Clearwater.

10-15 mins outside of Clearwater now.... it adds to the fun sometimes.... there is NOTHING like driving by the Scientology headquarters yelling "I've got L. Ron Hubbard's head in my trunk!!"

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

xxyxz, NOOOOOOO, it won't be Clearwater! I know what goes on in Clearwater! :)
Skeeery.

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DawnieDawnDawn, LMAO.
This is my favorite:

"Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas".

I think I'm going to make that my new siggie in honor of my dream of moving to hot, nasty Florida being crushed today. :)

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aas long as it isn't Clearwater....Flordia is okay with me
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ESE, I was trying for wide-eyed innocence...
*stifles giggles*

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 2:00pm.

well, i used to live in the Orlando area, not all that bad, but all in all i'd have to say the weather here is un"god"ly fuckin' hot and humid most of the year, and 7 out of 10 people you run into in a day are mind numbingly stupid

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I lived in delray beach for a few years. add "and have one foot in grave" to the end of that sentance and youve got delray
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HAHAHAHAAH, did you ever meet my mama (RIP)? She was a pistol. Maybe you met my cousin Helen?

I am the proud owner of a condo in Coconut Creek.

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Submitted by dv8trix on May 21, 2008 - 2:14pm.
I BELIEVE you. *blink*

what was it, the X Files?... "I Want to Believe"... yeah, go with that!LOL!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

DebFrmHell, I'm sorry to hear that those things happened to you. It sucks. :(
But hopefully your new life in TX will be even better! I wish you the best.
Now git off the puter and git packin'!! LOL :)

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Oklahoma..

Opens wide! LOL

Madam S. was axing about your dog in the crumbs thread
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 2:11pm.
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I BELIEVE you. *blink*

@Mel:

"Hola! Buenos dias y bienvenidos a Walt Disney World"

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.

the only good thing.... great coke!... ya know... not that i'd know or anything *shifting eyes back and forth*... yeah, that's it!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

Lost my job in Jan. after buying it in October. Housing/job market is horrid and Chase won't let me put it on short sell sooooo.... It is the nicest place that I will ever be foreclosed out of...so I got another place in San Antonio, TX (birthplace) and new days are dawning. Movers get here tomorrow AM and I am not even half packed!

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Maddox, if you put naked lady pix on your 'puter, won't Mommy be using it all the time? Just sayin'...

DawnieDawnDawn, really? Sniff Sniff....
But I want to pretend that I live in the Contemporary Resort and ride home every night on the monorail so I can hear the Spanish man tell me to keep my hands and feet inside the car at all times. :(

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Xxyxz.. Bwaahahaha. As soon as I seen the words "your MIL is dumb" I knew you were referring to mine. Loves it! OMG, he is so loving, Eor is. I love to smell him. lol.. but I LOVES to smell you! *points at crotch*

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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!

I have to put some naked ladies on the computer so Mama doesn't know I was on this web site. She says everyone here is mean to her. Except that strange lady who stands out by our gate and yells, "Angelina I heart you." Mama says she is just doing her job.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 2:00pm.

well, i used to live in the Orlando area, not all that bad, but all in all i'd have to say the weather here is un"god"ly fuckin' hot and humid most of the year, and 7 out of 10 people you run into in a day are mind numbingly stupid

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I lived in delray beach for a few years. add "and have one foot in grave" to the end of that sentance and youve got delray

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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

ESE, LOL. I think people are stupid everywhere. hahaha
I thought it was only balls hot in the summer?

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 2:00pm.

well, i used to live in the Orlando area, not all that bad, but all in all i'd have to say the weather here is un"god"ly fuckin' hot and humid most of the year, and 7 out of 10 people you run into in a day are mind numbingly stupid.... edit.... oh, yeah.... the place is owned by Disney!

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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"

Mel:

Central FL native, here, and ESE is right. Dream a different dream. Hot. As. Ass. And. More. Humid.

Flat. Sandy. And Tourists. That is all.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

DebFrmHell, LMAO, why is it so cheap? Did you kill someone in it?
My sil lived in Jacksonville, and I didn't like it there.
I just want to work at Disney World as the Fairy Godmother because she gets to sit in the air conditioned castle and take pictures all day long. :)

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@Deb:

Nah, not for a few more weeks. Movers come June 9th.
But I started on the margaritas early. 'Course, I can't just drive thru and get one here, but it's the spirit of the thing, you know.

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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927

DV8....Before Uncle James got mad at me, he showed me how to do the eyes thing. I just give Zahara the eyes, then run really fast.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 2:00pm.
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Well, there goes the surprise! LOL! (I'm hoping for a Mary Kay makeover from James Haven tonight! I'm not getting any younger, y'know...)

@Mel-T I have a lovely condo in Jax that you should be able to pick up cheap at auction in the next 90 days! Not so LOL...

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Uncle James is a little bit mad at me. First was that whole wine cellar thing, but then I sort of let the little kids eat the Pnut butter cups, then sort of blamed it on Uncle James.
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