She's Back!
Brit Brit has returned from her Costa Rican adventure with Mel Gibson and she's already back in it. Brit went out to dinner with Palms Casino owner, George Maloof, at Il Sole last night. Brit might have gotten some R and R, but her weave looks done! That shit needs to go on a permanent vacation. I'm surprised the sea weed in Costa Rica didn't mistake her weave as one of its own and try to reclaim it. I think its starting to grow tentacles.
In other cheetos news, People reports that Daddy Spears has left his catering job to work for Brit Brit full-time. Court papers show that Daddy was given $10,000 on back pay to cover the first month of his co-conservatorship of her estate. He was awarded a $2,500 weekly beginning in March.
The documents say, "The responsibilities he has assumed as conservator ... have required [his] full-time attention. As a result, he has been unable to continue to his prior employment and he has lost his source of income which he needs to pay his living expenses."
Daddy Spears has bills to pay and taming Brit Brit's crazy is not an easy job. Give him the farm!
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No wonder! LOL
I just came back from C.R. yesterday....lovely & amazing place
She looks so greasy and disgusting. She just doesn't care anymore, does she? She should just stay in Las Vegas with all the other broke-ass hos.
Shitters is a fat mediocre pig and always has been. I'm glad the rest of the world finally caught up.
God DAMN! In that photo of her getting out of the car, her right leg looks so damned fat that it looks like her calf is about the same size as her thighs were just weeks ago and her thigh is practically a sphere.
Why does she have to make the ugliest expressions? She already is a homely person, making those ugly faces only makes it worse. She is a filthy thing!
She looks so nasty..
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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I want to babysit her for that much money!! I would even find a cure for why the white part of her turkey neck won't tan.
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She looks like a glazed ham with fuzzy mold growing on it.
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 9:32am.
I can't believe there are people who still think she can have a comeback.
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I know, and I still can't believe there are people who thinks she has all the money she's ever earned in her lifetime and keep throwing that in people's faces as how valuable a star she is (ha ha ha!) She has blown through 3/4 of her money and was in serious MC Hammer territory when her father took over.
TY, IG! ❤❤
B-day Cheetocon Alert! *crosses fingers & toesies*
DV8, if I could get Shitters to go berserk on your special day I would!! :)
Happy happy!!
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But then again, what do I know?
DAWNIE!!!! ❤❤❤
Happy Happy Dv8! ♥♥♥
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Can she go berserk today, pretty please?
P.S.: IG, it looks to me like Shitters is making the "goofy face" in EVERY pic.
Is she doing the blow~job face think in that picture???
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"The royal penis is clean,Your Highness."
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 11:53am.
LCT: I had to be at work at 7:30AM yesterday...wouldn't that make anyone bitchy? hehehhe
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Haha indeed... I do it every Friday. That's when big fat cups of Starbucks REALLY coem in handy.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Bradiful - I haven't watched the original L&O in a coupel years probably, except in reruns. SVU is what I'm addicted to.
I was in SHOCK last night!
M.E.:
I LOVE SVU...great show.
LCT: I had to be at work at 7:30AM yesterday...wouldn't that make anyone bitchy? hehehhe
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 10:46am.
OFF TOPIC:
I KNOW!!!
Det. Green left L&O original, I hate CHANGE!
LEAVE MY SHOWS ALOOOONE!!!!
I still miss Lenny Briscoe.
RIP Jerry Orbach.
Tonight is the L&O season finale, they are reinventing the whole Governor scandal and Jack McCoy is the scape goat....
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Yes Aubry.
Bradiful - I JUST watched the SVU season finale last night.
OMFG!!!! Hottie Det. Lake is going to prison!?!?! Fin requested a transfer! OMFG!!
She is a beautiful and talented actress. I hear she....
subscribes to Mabel's Blog!!!!!!!
Bwaaaaahaha!! (Another shameless plug. Look folks. I'm going to do this all day. Get over it, bitches. You know Mabel loves you.)
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Conservator = 24 hour warden to make sure Shitney takes her crazy pills.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
Is L&O, SVU --- with Ice T ???
M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 10:40am.
Off Topic: Who watches L&O SVU?????
-Raises Hand.
I watch all of them.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Off Topic: Who watches L&O SVU?????
Submitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 11:29am
You're quite welcome.
Yeah, I was a bit taken aback by that comment, too.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She looks 100% better with blonde hair, but her hair still looks so fucking greasy. Can't she wash every few days, is that too much to ask? I don't think I am asking too much -- maybe every other day.
If she'd lose 15 lbs, wash her hair -- we'd have old Brit Brit back! She is getting CLOSER to her old self, but she's still not there yet.
Love Il Sole.A tad cozy in there...even after the remodel.Maloof looks so Post-Disco 80's.Must've left the gold chains @ the jewelers for cleaning.STOP WRITING ABOUT THIS HO.
Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 9:27am.
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Thanks, Kizzy...it won't be the first time TexnDoc got his "facts" wrong. (i.e. HIPPA versus HIPAA)
How appropriate she be photographed hanging around the dumpsters.
I betcha Il Sole's happy - she's keeping the flies away from their trash cans.
I'm bored with you now.
Submitted by No Words on May 21, 2008 - 11:14am.
She is paying her father. Pardon, her ESTATE is paying her father. Dunno where TexnDoc got the idea it was state dime, but when the original request from Jamie Spears to the courts asking for compensation was granted and released, it made it very clear that it was the estate that would pay the conservator.
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 11:19am.
good morning (I'm in a much better mood today- lol)
Yes, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.....Brit could show up fresh and clean, but then she'd fuck it up with those stanky boots or something like that.
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Mornin' chickypoo! Did you have some chocolate and cat-peeling last night? That always makes a girl feel better.
I guess we should be thankful she's not flashing her pantiless crotch around anymore. I don't even want to know what that would look like now that she's even more disgusting. *Vom*
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
Believe or not, Britney will still rock the year 2008. Her profile was found on the dating site ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++last week. It seems Britney is seeking true love now.
There is not enough money in the world to make me run herd over this bitch. For starters, who could stand to be around the stench?
Daddy Spears has bills to pay, and watching this mess would take every waking moment.
LCT:
good morning (I'm in a much better mood today- lol)
Yes, I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.....Brit could show up fresh and clean, but then she'd fuck it up with those stanky boots or something like that.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
the second to last thumbnail gives me hope that the train is gathering steam
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
10,000 a mth? My father would never take money to take care of me... what the hell is this world coming to
she may be in her twenties, but her skin is forty.
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I wish she'd show up on here one day looking decent and not so smelly and cracked-out. Is that like wishing my vagina will turn into a goldmine?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
My hatred for this selfish bitch knows no bounds. And I thought Britney's money was paying Daddy Spears? Why does TexnDoc think the taxpayers are paying him? I don't read that anywhere.
I can smell her from here. I'm guessing the only bathing she's done in recent days was those dips in the Costa Rican ocean.
NAST!
Is she wearing fucking pajama pants under that dress ??????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by fmeshia on May 21, 2008 - 8:06am
well, here we see the celebs for who they really are, not their bullshit image.
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"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
_Submitted by fmeshia on May 21, 2008 - 11:06am.
This seems to be the only site where people don't like Britney--which makes it my favorite forever. On every other site it's "Leave her alone!" "She looks great!" etc etc etc. What do her fucking fans see in her???? I will never get it. And why are they so goddamn loyal?
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to D-listed!!!!!!!!
If you dont want to, you dont have to like ANY celebrity here!
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This seems to be the only site where people don't like Britney--which makes it my favorite forever. On every other site it's "Leave her alone!" "She looks great!" etc etc etc. What do her fucking fans see in her???? I will never get it. And why are they so goddamn loyal?
Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search.
Submitted by miso-horny on May 21, 2008 - 10:34am.
So when did Ursula from `` Little Mermaid`` slither back into town?
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Bwahahaha. She does have Ursula figure going on..
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
She looks great,Some one told me she is dating with a billionaire on _millionaireloves.c om_, I just check it out, it's true.
I think I saw those drapes on an episode of Trading Spaces. Yea, Frank was whipping them up for someones mudroom.