Jennifer Aniston Finally Got The Winter Wedding Of Her Dreams
Too bad the wedding was fake and the groom was Owen Wilson and not John Mayer. I'm sure in the privacy of her trailer, Jenny made Owen wear a Mayer mask just so she could pretend.
Anyway, Owen and Jenny filmed a wedding scene in fake snow on the Pennsylvania set of "Marley and Me" last night. I've seen so many pictures from this movie that it feels like I've already seen it.
In other old maid news, Jenny has been telling friends Mayer's sexay time skills are better than Brad Pitt's. A source told The National Enquirer (via Showbiz Spy), “Jennifer is calling John the best ever lover. In fact, she can’t stop raving about his skills between the sheets - insisting the sex with him is way better than it was with Brad during their four-and-a-half-year marriage.”
Don't listen to anything Jenny says! She's not thinking clearly. She's dickmatized.
ShareThis
Dont believe the story for a second. I do like the bangs. They look great on her, even though I realize they are put on for the movie.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 11:26am.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:22am.
he he he he!
I remember when people thought she started drinking tea with the ladies at noon.
Turns out she just was into juicing at that point and had cut out all of the caffine in her life.
But it is no fun juicing carrots on your own!
WHAT? ARE? WE? EVEN? TALKING ? ABOUT? NOW?
Oh yes, bitch just needs to get some good dick and stay away from people whose names are Anon Sources. Anons Sources has a fucking huge mouth!
______________________________________________
Although I don't think John Mayo is cute and I think he is a douche bag dog....... I bet he does make great sexay time. I don't know why but he just looks like he would be good at sexay time.
You just have to wear a full body condom to have relations with him.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 8:27am.
You get the tix--I'll meet you there. If I'm more than 10 minutes late, just go in without me. (I think I'm scheduled for elective surgery that day, anyway.)
LoLo: Don't try the espresso.
Submitted by Sheeps on May 21, 2008 - 8:26am.
It's a good rule of thumb in Hollywood that the more publicity stills they release while a movie is filming, the worse the movie's going to suck. See SATC, etc.
-----------
SATC will suck?!
I thought we were going opening weekend! I already have the lawn chairs in my trunk, so we could camp out and make sure we got tickets!
*************************************************
"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
Oh Sheeps, come on!
With two power house actors like Owen and Jennifer, this movie can do nothing but be a raging suc...suc...BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:22am.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 9:21am."
Or Cup of Commitment
Not, Douche de Lecherous
-------------
LMAO!
*************************************************
"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
It's a good rule of thumb in Hollywood that the more publicity stills they release while a movie is filming, the worse the movie's going to suck. See SATC, etc.
http://www.intimatemingle.com
This dude is found at the interracial club ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++a moment ago. He has created a personal profile to seek young and hot girls out of his race there.
"Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 9:21am."
Or Cup of Commitment
Not, Douche de Lecherous
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
She will forever be alone, this one.
Submitted by tonicbitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:19am.
Jen's next flavor should be "Sensitivity Chip"...
*************************************************
"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
LoLo, well I think Jen's issue is she's not selective about the brands of coffee she chooses. Sure the aroma may be pleasant and the foam nice, but the first cup of coffee she settled down with was just that - all nice foam and no substance. Subsequent cups have yielded very little quality. I agree about the taste test though. Then on the other hand you've got people like Shitney who are just all about the extra-large whipped cream and sugar, all empty calories and cheap fat.
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Jennifer already had the summer wedding of her dreams- for real.
It was the actual marriage that was the disappointment.
-----------------------------------------------
I think that's true in most cases. If I had her body, her money and independence, I'd do just like her. Do what I want and have an occasional fling.
Kizzy and Tonic
I think Jen Jen Chin Chin should just make sure in the future, that when she buys some coffee to not buy in bulk and to make sure they have large cups.
I agree with no words though...i think this is just a taste test and that she may be looking for another coffee spot closer to her house.
ummmmmmm yay coffee?
_____________________________________________
Thanks LoLo, now the next time I see a dude with a cup of coffee I'm gonna wonder if it came with extra foam.
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 11:03am.
I'll never look at coffee the same way again.
Extra foam penis-GENIUS, sheer genius
************************************
♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I like Jennifer...don't believe this story in the slightest. She looks great. I hope she is just using Douche Mayer as a booty call. He IS a giant tool (doubt if he HAS a giant tool).
Clarisse, LOVE it!
Brad is gorgeous, so he is the equivalent of fucking a male sofa, I guess.
*************************************************
"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
PSL,
Sick boy it is!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Do his "skills" involve being able to keep an erection whilst peeing on her face?
Very impressive.
IF this is true---enjoy those skills while they last, Jen. Mayer is a unscrupulous whore who dump your ass soon enough.
Submitted by MJF on May 21, 2008 - 8:55am.
rofl .. exactly!!! i kept trying to remember who he reminded me off .. although back in the day ... Richard Marx was not that bad ....
OT: um ... jen is definitely dickmatized .... and she needs some therapy sessions with Alexyss Taylor STAT.
she better enjoy it while she has it cuz there will be a breakdown of Owen Wilson proportions when Mayer moves on to his next conquest ....
Wow, just totally skipping the whole Vince thing?
Guess he didn't make much of an impression on her. (or in her)
************************************
♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I remember when i switched from decaffinated penis to super sized lattes with extra foam penis.
It was a shock to the system at first.
All i could think about was lattes.
Then i realized all that foam was giving me a head ache.
So i switched to a different brand of caffinated penis and much to my suprise they only sold in in large.
I laughed to myself when i realized I had loved the small cup decaffinated penis with skim milk and no foam because i didnt know they even sold the large size.
Now i have a grade everyday and the world is a better place. I dont even think about the latte or the decaff!
_____________________________________________
Clarisse, is that "Sick Boy" from "Trainspotting", in your avie?
*************************************************
"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
thanks for inflating douchey's ego even more jen-dog
_____________________________________________
"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I'm happy for them. But just saw his profile on milllionaire dating site **W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**last week. It seems he is just a plyboy
at first glance she looks like christina applegate in the main piccy
If it was Owen, I'd want to know if she was dickmatized by the one in his pants or the one on his face.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Can't a woman enjoy a smorgasbord of penis and be left alone?
Jennifer already had the summer wedding of her dreams- for real.
It was the actual marriage that was the disappointment.
*************************************************
"Everyday, it's a getting closer- going faster than a Roller Coaster- Love like yours will surely come my way...a hey, a hey hey..."
-Buddy Holly "Everyday"
This was a great great book, but i'll be skippin the movie.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
I've been dickmatized a couple of times or 50 myself.
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Ew @ the thought of John Mayer having sex. And thanks to another poster, all I see when I think of John Mayer is Richard Marx.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~