They Are All The Same
First of all, can't the Lohans skip a fake tanning session and use that money to buy their pooch a new crib. That shit is busted! At least it matches their skin - rough, patchy and used.
Ali Lohan and White Oprah are doing the talk show rounds promoting their reality show. Ali Lohan was on Letterman last night without her mommy. At the end of the interview, Letterman accidentally called her Lindsay Lohan. Can you blame him? Ali, Lindsay, White Oprah, they are all the same! I think it was more shocking when Ali declared she was 14-years-old. I still can't get over that little fact. It still hits me like a HoHan car crash.
White Oprah and Ali were also on GMA this morning where they claimed they were a "normal" family. Normal to crackheads and hookers.
Click here to see Letterman call Ali "Lindsay"
Click here to see the full Letterman interview
Click here to see W.O. and Ali on GMA
Lohan overload! I need a bath. Below are some pics of Ali outside Letterman yesterday and with her mother outside GMA this morning.
I thought that was Kristin Davis at first! And Kristin is in her 40s, right?
She looks like a 40 year old version of that brunette chick from the first season of the Facts of Life.
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She will end up becoming worse than Hohan. She already has started emulating her sister with the clothes and even wearing blue contacts.
My eyes are still not believing she's only 14; what in the world has her mother done to her? All she's doing is setting her up to be hit on by older guys and possibly get her into a world of trouble. She'll be the next Jamie Lynn Spears if she keeps it up...
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
Why doesn't Moms Enabley just cut to the chase and put all her kids on the stroll? Is Heidi Fleiss's old whorehouse being used now?
What a pathetic little vomit-inducing attention whore. I hope she dies!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
She looks like a young Kristin Davis from Sex and the City - or Charlotte... LOL! I swear I thought it was her and was going to accuse her of getting a facelift! LOL! The more I look at her picture though, she has rotten teeth and Charlotte's teeth are beautiful! LOL!
As soon as she opens her mouth it is crystal clear that she can´t be older than 14. Other than her yawn-inducing rhetorics (how often did she say "Yeah, I mean Yeah" ?!?!), she is quite cute and I like her raspy voice.
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The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
[Joseph Campbell]
Don't worry Ali you're #1 in my book,"Used Up Skanks Still in Their Teens" by Dixie Normous.
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Shit. I thought that was Brooke Shields in the pic. =/
No. Motherfucking. Way., MK. That header pic is the demure miss Winehouse, say, about a year ago before the Skin Eating Bacteria from Outer Space took her over.
...but seriously? It's grandma Ali Lohan?
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So I guess you want me to paint your chair?
She's loving the attention. UGHHHH
Two Drink, I agree with you. Please NO ONE should watch this diarrhea of a show.
But then again, there are a LOT of stupid people out there. Me thinks ALL of Shitney fans will be watching this, because those are the kind of people who would watch this.
I still can't believe they have their own show...disgusting
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i sent this pic of ali took my coworkers and said, "let's play a game...take a guess how old this woman is." so far one of them replied, and they thought she was 52!!!!! lmaoooo!!!! funny but sad at the same time. shouldnt mothers be making sure their young daughters NOT leave the house with so much makeup instead of making them leave the house looking like $2 hookers? Oh yea, this is Dina Lohan we're talking about. Yuck.
I need to sprayed witn Lysol after reading this post. Those Lohans are a bunch of flea infested mutts.
Why the hell are these shows giving air time to these barf bags to promote their crappy shows.
Must be a slow newsday.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Did anyone notice in the interview how she's trying to whore out her son, too?
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She got him doing "celebrity" kids runway shows and other photoshoots. She's been trying to make these two as famous as Lindsay.
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This annoying little bitch is trying way to hard to be famous.....LISTEN CUNT you are NOT good looking and it is not a good look to be 14 and act, dress, and LOOK like a 40 year old. If you had any fucking talent we would have seen or heard it by now...just fucking go away and die with your fucked up nose and mom!!
Did anyone notice in the interview how she's trying to whore out her son, too?
YOU KNOW she's trying to get his name dropped into the soccer arena. UGH
She'll probably schedule Lindsay to open her legs for Becks to get him in.
This is the second or third time she has mentioned her son and him wanting to be a famous soccer player.
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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on May 21, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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i can totally see Nigella. Personally I honestly thought it was a bad angle of Rachel Weisz.
This girl does not look like a normal 14 year old. The whole thing disgusts me.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on May 21, 2008 - 11:31am.
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Cute avy!!!
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My apologies if anyone already stated this, but when I saw the photo, I thought it was Nigella Lawson. That ho is pushing 50!
Holy crap I thought this was a fucked up Kristen Davis. This poor kid looks 30-49 years old.
White Oprah needs to leave her kids out of show biz and let them be normal kids, at least as normal as they could be with Dina as a mom
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San Diego, roughly translated means a Whales Vagina.
To take your 14 year old daughter, dress her like a 25-30 year old whore, and then parade her around to promote your talk show earns you the "WORST FUCKING PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD" Dina, you attention whore scum sucker. Get a life and a fucking job other then being a pimp!!!
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Submitted by maDalice on May 21, 2008 - 1:03pm.
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Kristin Davis? me too... :)
Bitches like Dina annoy the fock out of me because they are clogging up the entertainment industry with untalented spawn. Give it a rest and give someone else a chance you attention whore.
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Who are these people to be on Letterman? They are only there because of Lindsay.
Ali looks so old for her age. She doesn't look strung out and haggered like Lindsay but looks like a mature 35-year-old.
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I didn't think it was possible to make a "14 year old girl" look so old. If you told me the person in this picture was in her 30's I would believe it, but 14?!?
It's a shame that her mother is doing this to her. What kind of woman let's their little girl (which is what she is) wear so much make-up?
W.O. should be ashamed of herself, but of course she's not.
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"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
Ali Lohan is 14 years old - un huh 14 years old in DOG YEARS!!
*Smile Bitches*
they are all ugly, they are all fake, and they are all disgusting.
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I REFUSE to call this talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F194-Mfy9I
She looks like she's constantly farting and smelling it throughout the entire video.
I want to jump off of ten cliffs now.
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I thought that that was the SATC girl.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on May 21, 2008 - 12:02pm.
I REFUSE to call this talent:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F194-Mfy9I
I want to jump off of ten cliffs now.
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Oh my lord. How are they not embarassed???
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I feel for that poor little girl. This is all she knows, and her mother is going to exploit it for all she can. WO is a c**t who deserves to burn in hell for this.
okie - YES!!!!! nice SBTB reference...
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Good GAWD this family is insanely annoying. I wish they would just all go away.
And I'm shocked and saddened that Robin Roberts would tell a lie.
She said Ali was cute and talented. UGH That's it Robin. blow more smoke up their cocaine filled asses.
Please.
But I think it rocks that David called her Lindsay.
LMFAO
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Missy,
you're not a vapid, bloodsucking hollywood whore!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Good god! Imitation crabmeat is blasphemy. Why didn't your boss just order a big steaming pile of poo on the pizza? Did you really have some? You poor thing.
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Well, I hate to admit but I love fake crab meat more than I love real crab meat. I like the texture and it seems to have more flavour. But on pizza with huge chunks of mushy tomatoes, it was seriously like eating a nice little platter of squirrel on the road. Ugh. Totally going to gag.
I didn't know what it was at first until I bit into it and it was the most disgusting blend of flavours ever. You're absolutely right. If he'd order a Poo Pizza Supreme it would have been much more enjoyed.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
There is no way this Lolita Whore is 14...is there?
Word, Dawnie, word!
and fake crab on anything should be against the law. I would have been tempted to take your boss's head and slam it in his door!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on May 21, 2008 - 11:52am.
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my girl is nineteen and still only wears a little mascara and lip gloss.
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Im 29 and wear pretty much a little masacra and lip gloss!!! actually, just burts bees balm, not even gloss!!
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@CTH:
That's because she was brought up right!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 11:43am.
i said it before, i'll say it again... the only reason Ali was on Letterman is because Lindsay was under his desk
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Aye, papi! Sucio Escandalo!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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my girl is nineteen and still only wears a little mascara and lip gloss.
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W.O. is "stagemom" on steroids.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 11:42am.
Cottage cheese covered in fruit makes me gag. Have you ever had it on pizza? I have a feeling that would be vomit-inducing.
We had pizza at work last week and my boss ordered a pizza with tomatoes and fake crab meat on it and I swear to God I was thisclose to puking it all back up right onto him.
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Good god! Imitation crabmeat is blasphemy. Why didn't your boss just order a big steaming pile of poo on the pizza? Did you really have some? You poor thing.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Two Drink Min on May 21, 2008 - 11:43am.
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OMG! You just channeled my mom. I can't count the times I got sent back upstairs to take off makeup and put on more clothes as a teenager. Thanks, Mom!
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
Submitted by Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 9:48am.
Reminds me... I saw Bernadette Peters in Gypsy a few years ago on Broadway.
LURVE HER!!!!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Two Drink,
Agreed! Anyone that gives this show an ounce of attention should be immediately smacked in the head with a frozen turkey.
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Submitted by Kizzy on May 21, 2008 - 12:47pm.
The funniest part was when he called her Lindsay at the end...
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And then fake laughed and had the "I'm going to keep this smile on my face while I kill you" grin.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Cottage cheese and pineapple here!
yummm
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