Denise Richards Gives Charlie Sheen Too Much Credit
The Lohans (see below) aren't the ones whoring out a reality show. Denise Richards is also doing the talk show circuit to promote her own show. It also looks like White Oprah and Denise buy their fugly sunglasses at the same joint. Pimp moms must love looking like whore bees.
Denise was on "Today" this morning where she claimed that Charlie Sheen faked an e-mail she allegedly wrote to his girlfriend.
The e-mail said, "I am having a baby in the next year. By myself...my girlfriend suggested Charlie be the donor ... Charlie and I have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it's any of your business."
Denise said, "It's a doctored e-mail. I would never send an e-mail to his ex-girl..um... girlfriend, and, at the time of that e-mail, I was with Richie Sambora. If I wanted anybody's sperm, I'd have asked for Richie's." Richie still has sperm? Newsflash! Please, Charlie didn't doctor that shit, because he doesn't know how. The only thing he knows how to do on the computer is watch porn.
Shortly after her "Today" interview, Charlie issued this statement to People, "I will no longer sit back and be egregiously painted as a liar. If any proof can be established that these are not in fact her words and statements verbatim, I openly invite her and would even encourage Ms. Richards to sue me in a court of law. She had an opportunity to tell the truth. She did not. Here is the proof."
The fucking drama. It's like they are characters on "Dynasty." They really should settle this the "Krystle and Alexis" way - catfight in a lilly pond!
Denise was also on "The View" today and Whoopi Goldberg called her ass out for whoring her kids out. Denise acted like a snotty bitch and asked Whoopi if she's seen the first episode, because her kids aren't in it that much.
Whoopi should have punched that robot call girl on the head. How dare she fuck with Whoopi! Clip below:
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Why is this dumbfuck on TV talking about her personal business? It's obvious Sheen is the more sane one after that silly display. Face it, Richards: you jumped the shark with Wild Things. Without those juicy funbags and fresh clamcake, you're nothing. retire.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is a good show. But I think Kate is bossy and annoying.
And Jon just sits there like he's been hit with a stun gun.
The kids are really cute though. I loved when little Aiden called his sister 'geeky.' LMAO
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Why doesn't anyone complain about Kimorra and Russle Simmons putting their daughters on a reality show? Or Will and Jada Smith having both son and daughter in big movie features. And so many other people that show their children on reality shows and movies. She shouldn't have them on but they are her children and she's a better parent than Charlie who is a known abuser. He shot Kelly Preston and plead guilty years ago to beating a woman.
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Whoopi needs to STFU already and decide which team she's playing for.
I hate her bitchy ass.
I like Denise, and Charlie is a scuzzy man whoring liar.
He has always been.
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oh, and i LOVE "jon & kate + 8." i want to steal those little kids due to their total cuteness, and i usually hate children.
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LMFFFAO @ I usually hate children!
I love the honesty.
I can't agree with you my darling sluts about Two and Half Men...and it greives me so. I hate to take sides against the family...ever, but I think it sux.
*wiping away tear*
The writing is hackneyed and Charlie Sheen has no comic timing.
This show was brought to you by the same douche that gave us Dharma and Gregg, so I never had very high expectations.
I do have to say, though, that Holland Taylor is brill.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 21, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Gwad, I'm gonna get flamed....
Denise played dirty against a dirty mofo.
Charlie Sheen is a royal dirt bag and has been forever and a day.
Neither of them is exceptionally bright or pure and righteous.
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No flaming here. I agree ; )
extremely poor judgment, she has destroyed any opportunity to take her acting career further.
What an absolutly undignified classless whore she is. First she TOTALLY pimps out her kids for publicity and money, then she has the nerve to keep bringing up her dead mother for sympathy/excuses. Over and over "My sick mother, my dead mother, blah, blah blah." God, what a stupid cunt she is. I hope her show tanks by the second episode.
I don't even want to watch the clip. I'll wind up punching something.
That is how badly this twat irritates me.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Denise just comes off like a royal bitch. I am sure Charlie was no picnic to be married to, but WTF was she thinking when she hooked up with Richie Sambora?! Whoopi was right on the money.
Green Is Good on May 21, 2008 - 12:11pm.
No flaming from me BRADIFUL BITCH. Charlie ain't no saint. Marry a Ho, expect her to act like a Ho.
- Exactly. Marry dog, expect him to shit on the rug. And a p.s., I left the kids out of it, they are BOTH of their responsibility as well.
I don't care for either one of them.
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why does this woman have a reality show? she doesn't work.
oh, and i LOVE "jon & kate + 8." i want to steal those little kids due to their total cuteness, and i usually hate children.
I love me some Whoopi but sometimes she needs to STFU. Skinny talentless white bitch needs the money and Whoopi knows that. Speaking of said hooker, HOW does she know when the email was sent??! (the email she professes not to have sent?) I smell more than coochie curds, I smell LIES.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 1:09pm.
***Submitted by Triscuit on May 21, 2008 - 12:04pm.***
hey, SkyB, and Tris!
OT: what thread am i on?... nevermind
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ha ha ha. lame. Reality tv sucks anyway.
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Some argument on The View people should watch HER reality show because poor thing "watched my mother die of cancer."
You'll have to do better than that, honey. Very lame. Boo-hoo. Nobody cares. Actually admitting to having pushed her down a flight of stairs or pulling the trigger would get more pre-show interest and viewers....
No flaming from me BRADIFUL BITCH. Charlie ain't no saint. Marry a Ho, expect her to act like a Ho.
Why does Charlie Sheen keep getting married when it's pretty obvious he isn't the faithful kind? His track record is spotty at best, he should stay away from the whole marriage thing and be the bachalor he was born to be...
OMG, you know what , I just saw her profile on a a celeb dating site " millionaireloves.c om", What the hell she is looking for there! She has no quality to go the that site! She is no one!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Gwad, I'm gonna get flamed....
Denise played dirty against a dirty mofo.
Charlie Sheen is a royal dirt bag and has been forever and a day.
Neither of them is exceptionally bright or pure and righteous.
I loved watching this Hollyweird Divorce play out.
It's been a long time since we got drama that good.
If the Kardassians can have a show, it's proof anyone can.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
I feel bad for her. Just a stupid girl who thought she could out do some hookers. You know he wanted her to shit on his dick.
All I got from that clip was "ME, ME, ME!!! IT'S ALL ABOUT ME!!!"
Whoopi was right, you can't say you're 'protecting' your daughters from the spotlight, and then put them directly in it.
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I dont believe either one of them. The truth usually lies somewhere between.
stupid bitch
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A doctored email? Please. The fact that Charlie says "ok, then sue me" proves that he's telling the truth. It's not worth it for him to doctor an email and then get sued and have it come out that he faked the whole thing (both attorneys will get a forensic expert).
Denise has skeery chompers.
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Go home and get your fucking shine box.
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She is such a bitch.
WOOOT Whoopie!
OH what a tired, broke ass attention ho this bitch is!
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Ugh.She is such an idiot.
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 11:52am.
Two and a Half men is a funny ass show.
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Agreed! It's one of the best comedies on t.v. these days.
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The best part about Two and a Half Men? Charlie is playing himself. A drunken, rich, man whore.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 12:58pm.
When Jake told that joke, i spit out my Captain and Coke and laughed like a monkey!!
and how a drunken charlie seemed sooo disappointed when he ruined the joke for alan!!... died laughing!
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i believe that charlie is telling the truth...but damn denise has GORGEOUS hair.
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Go, Whoopi.
I love how she blames it on her dead mother. True class.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Denise is out of her mind, just the simple fact that she hooked up with Charlie tells me the woman's head is not right. It's a shame that she has to pimp out Charlie's little girls.
No wonder Martin Sheen is spitting nails right now.
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WHAT??? That bitch tried to fuck with The Whoopi, I got plenty of time off from work to go kick her ass!!! That bitch was born bat shit crazy and her show, just like her life, will fail miserably!!!!
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Submitted by islandgirl on May 21, 2008 - 11:54am.
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Too much drama.
Denise Richards is such a snotty C*NT.
Sorry, Sluts. I hate using that word, but she is a complete and total bitch. I don't watch the View, but Whoopie called her ass to the carpet. I noticed the more the conversation went on the BITCHIER Denise got.
I can't wait for Denise's POS show to bomb, which should be by Monday.
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When Jake told that joke, i spit out my Captain and Coke and laughed like a monkey!!
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