Wednesday, May 21st 2008
One Smart Bird
Yosuke the parrot isn't just a pretty face, he's also one smart bird. Yosuke flew out of his cage in Tokyo and got lost. Police rescued him from a roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. Yosuke was taken to a veterinary hospital while police tried to find his owners.
A few days later, Yosuke started to blab to the vet. He told the vet, "I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura." He then provided the vet with his full home address including the street number. Yosuke was returned to his owners, the Nakamura family. They told police they had been teaching Yosuke his name and address for about two years.
Damn! That bird is smarter than Jessica Simpson! I doubt that dumb slut knows her last name and her home address.
Thanks Shyla
A mal-adjusted monkeys miscarriage is smarter than Jessica Simpson..
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Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 3:42pm.
LCT,
Bailey's & Amaretto?
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Are you offering? If that's the case then YES PLEASE.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Listen to me, you Carrot top Alina. Do NOT tell me how to adress my ethnic origin. You got me? You shanty-Irishalina! This will start some fun on a windy, rainy NY a/noon, no? May I add Lace Curtians?
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What the hell did you just say?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Okie,
OF COURSE they're peeled, and chilled. Juuuuus the way you likes em!
LCT,
Bailey's & Amaretto?
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Clarisse, *STOP* Did you peel these grapes?? Well, did you?? i think you need to do this over!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Listen to me, you Carrot top Alina. Do NOT tell me how to adress my ethnic origin. You got me? You shanty-Irishalina! This will start some fun on a windy, rainy NY a/noon, no? May I add Lace Curtians?
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 2:07pm.
Q.C is great. A world away yet just north of NY. The Indian & Inuit museums & gift shops are to die for. Not the cheesey Indian shops of the States.
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Indians are from India. But thanks for coming out.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Ill agree with you there too.. french canadian cities ALWAYS have better shopping than us cities, with the exception of nyc
I remember going up there to get deals on the strength of the dollar... never thought that would change! *GAHH*
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Submitted by madam s. on May 21, 2008 - 11:03am.
When Pudge gets nervous does he drop feathers?
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No, just hair.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
*runs in the rooms*
*catches breathe*
Okie! Here's your grapes!!!
*runs back to work*
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Q.C is great. A world away yet just north of NY. The Indian & Inuit museums & gift shops are to die for. Not the cheesey Indian shops of the States. Plus their winter fashions are 2-3 seasons ahead. It was great when the dollar was doing well. MAC makeup at discounts & 2 yrs 'til it came to the States. Our economy not doing so well. Thanks, George Busch!
ahhhahaa Mrs. K.!
When Pudge gets nervous does he drop feathers?
Traveling the world does not count if you are in the military. It just means your parents didn't rake the cash together & put you in the 'investment' file. What a bitch I am! Truthfully bad bitch!
How cool is that?!
BeigeB - I didnt know that!! Ill have to visit QC then!!
:)
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Submitted by Voice of Reason on May 21, 2008 - 10:40am.
I love my bird, he's got a lot of personality and is very, very intelligent. If you get one though be prepared, it's a lifetime commitment and you have to give them a lot of attention and love or they get neurotic.
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Just like my Pudge♥
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Missy, you just brought back so many wonderful memories of my fav city. Quebec City & Tokyo my favs. Nothing better than Japanese people in Q.C. They are right at home. Both cities have an obsession w/really clean floors. Sometimes it is hard to distinguish the Japs from the Inuits. They all look the same & speaking French. Hysterical.
okie - totally weird... after seeing them though, Im thinkin "I need one of those kits! I could use some extra sleep, shit!!"
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Good birdie! I have had an African Grey for 19 years and he is very smart. Yes, he learns to talk by mimicking but he understands what words mean and uses them in context. He also groups together words on his own. He is NOT loud like amazons or macaws or cockatoos, African Grey vocalizations are very pleasant and most of the day he's pretty quiet. Unless he is mimicking the smoke detector...ha! But he only does that once in a while.
I love my bird, he's got a lot of personality and is very, very intelligent. If you get one though, be prepared, it's a lifetime commitment and you have to give them a lot of attention and love or they get neurotic. Just like kids.
Missy.. LMAO *packing travel case w/ mask & slippers* WHAT?? this isn't weird is it? *falls asleep while pooping*
wakes up when done!! ROTF!!!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:39pm.
wow, thats awesome! Good for you - as much as I admire and adore the japanese culture, I am american through and thruogh and would find the level of discipline and self-control nearly impossible...
Kyoto is beautiful to the point of being magic, isnt it :)
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Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 1:39pm.
the sleeping while travelling thing is cultural... they work so many hours that they ALWAYS sleep while travelling. even on the subways, you'll see business men get on the train, fall asleep and wake up spontaniously 10 minutes later at their stop. On the planes, its EVRYONE that sleeps. They pull out their travel kits with slippers and a mask, and *BAM* alseep for the next 16 solid hours, as Im trying to stomach my northwest airlines chicken teriyaki noodle breakfast. :)
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I totally get it now. Every time I take the train in the city here almost every Japanese person is passed out doing the head-bob. I can't believe they have little sleeping travel kits. So saying Japanese people sleep while traveling is like saying that police like donuts?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I want to die in Kyoto. My yard & house is a shrine to the town. Innately a hoarder, I must work hard to throw out everything. I live by the words of an old Japanese woman I met in a Beauty Supply store...she said to picture your home on a tree branch. Getting rid of clutter is easier w/her wisdom.
LCT: Hahahaha what the hell? That's so oddball and hilarious at the same time.
that is japan in a nutshell to an american like me.. EVERYTHING is oddball and hilarious!!
the sleeping while travelling thing is cultural... they work so many hours that they ALWAYS sleep while travelling. even on the subways, you'll see business men get on the train, fall asleep and wake up spontaniously 10 minutes later at their stop. On the planes, its EVRYONE that sleeps. They pull out their travel kits with slippers and a mask, and *BAM* alseep for the next 16 solid hours, as Im trying to stomach my northwest airlines chicken teriyaki noodle breakfast. :)
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Submitted by missy on May 21, 2008 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
hahahahhaa, now THAT is exactly what ive experienced... Ive flown NW everytime with those lazy bitchy flight attendants, had every japanese person around me out cold 30 mins into the flight
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Hahahaha what the hell? That's so oddball and hilarious at the same time.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:27pm.
hahahahhaa, now THAT is exactly what ive experienced... Ive flown NW everytime with those lazy bitchy flight attendants, had every japanese person around me out cold 30 mins into the flight, and the super smokey and super fun tokyo club scene going well into the daylight hours...
japan♥
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Oh, I need to tell you to put some leave-in conditioner in your hair if you are doing a NY to Tokyo run. That air in the Northwest flight will totally fry your hair. 17 hrs. of dehydrating madness. & what is up w/the Japanese needing to sleep a 1/2 hr. into flight? That's when the cocktails are served. They make up for it at nightclubs in Tokyo I guess. They chain smoke,too.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Japenese vets=dumbasses. Yeah, but they let me take a cat from there to the US when I moved back here w/all of the forged papers. Note to all: if you are attractive & have light colored eyes & fair skin, the Japanese will do anything & I mean ANYTHING for you. However, if you are white but sporting dark colored eyes, forget it.
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that is not at all what I have experienced in japan.. but Ive only been to tokyo, osaka and kyoto... hm
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Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 1:17pm.
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...and sometimes when I am high...(always)..
THAT FUCKING CRACKED ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 1:22pm.
LCT.. LMAO *cocks shotgun* That fucking bird has to go.. Always telling my family secrets..
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Just tell the bird that tampons are also for eating, shove one down its throat and fill its mouth with water. Fool-proof plan, as long as you cut the string off.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
LCT.. LMAO *cocks shotgun* That fucking bird has to go.. Always telling my family secrets..
Clarisse, Get me another grape while your at it. NOW!!
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Japenese vets=dumbasses. Yeah, but they let me take a cat from there to the US when I moved back here w/all of the forged papers. Note to all: if you are attractive & have light colored eyes & fair skin, the Japanese will do anything & I mean ANYTHING for you. However, if you are white but sporting dark colored eyes, forget it.
-"kwaaaaaackk Peter kisses his sister in private kwaaaaacckk Sharon dresses up like a man and lets the dog lick peanut butter off of her labia kwaaaaaaaaack."
Shit!! Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!. You're craking me up!.
I thank myself for disliking damn birds, specially the noisy variety.. wich are every one of them. Anyway, if I had one of these smartest parrots in the world, I think it would make the mob stone me to death. I tend to erm.. speak my mind a little too much. It would spill the beans to everybody.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
why is pimp momma lohan getting her own show and this beauty is just a news blurb
WHY????? *shakes fists at sky* WHY!?!?!?!
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Konichiwa! Watache-wa Yusuke-san. Hai!
(translation: 'sup, bitches! y'all know who i be!)
findleynb I have fish.. And sometimes when i'm high, (always) I feel like hooking those bastards, and eating them.. Even raw. delicious. hell even grabbing them w/ my hands or bobbing for them like apples.. Shouts: "Come her fishy, its snack time.."
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
Submitted by Lor on May 21, 2008 - 1:14pm.
intellect has nothing to do with mimicking
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A bird can understand English, memorize an address and a name, relay that information, and furthermore refer to himself in the first person.
I'd say that's pretty GD intellectual.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
He's smarter and cuter than all the bitches in Hollyweird put together.
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intellect has nothing to do with mimicking
I read this earlier on MSN. Man, i tried to teach his phone number and address to my rabbit Maximus, but he just gave me his "Bitch, shut up and get me another grape" look....so i got him another grape.
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
"Did he say it in Japanese or English? That's the real question though."
If this bird is bilingual...than we'd better all watch out .He will rule the world in no time
Don't fuck with bilingual birds!!!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 21, 2008 - 1:06pm.
he's a cutie!
I saw his profile on
www.fuckyouI'magoddambirdandI'msmarterthanyou.com
Iwonder what he's looking for?
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I heard he was looking for hot sensual good-times love. I saw his profile on www.imaybeabirdbutillstillfuckadonkey.com.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by oklahoma on May 21, 2008 - 1:07pm.
LCT.. No shit!! Funny!! "waaackk.. small penis,kwaackk! *shits on wall*
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kwaaaaaackk Peter kisses his sister in private kwaaaaacckk Sharon dresses up like a man and lets the dog lick peanut butter off of her labia kwaaaaaaaaack
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Did he say it in Japanese or English? That's the real question though.
Submitted by christine the hoff on May 21, 2008 - 12:06pm.
he's a cutie!
I saw his profile on
www.fuckyouI'magoddambirdandI'msmarterthanyou.com
Iwonder what he's looking for?
HAHAHAHA! Fuck yes. The bird ALSO has a profile on http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
Suck it up, hookers. The day isn't over yet.
Love,
Mabel
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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Thats pretty cool,but LovesCarrottopalina is right.He could divulge all kinds of stuff that everybody doesn't need to know.....you know.
it is cruel to keep birds or fish
LCT.. No shit!! Funny!! "waaackk.. small penis,kwaackk! *shits on wall*
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I'm a soldier, I done told ya, don't Make me Fuck you up! Leave your head bust, I'm a head busta, man, I don't give a Fuck!
he's a cutie!
I saw his profile on
www.fuckyouI'magoddambirdandI'msmarterthanyou.com
Iwonder what he's looking for?
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African Greys are considered to be the smartest parrots in the world and often have a vocabulary of over a thousand words. Pretty cool.
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