Wednesday, May 21st 2008
One Smart Bird
Yosuke the parrot isn't just a pretty face, he's also one smart bird. Yosuke flew out of his cage in Tokyo and got lost. Police rescued him from a roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. Yosuke was taken to a veterinary hospital while police tried to find his owners.
A few days later, Yosuke started to blab to the vet. He told the vet, "I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura." He then provided the vet with his full home address including the street number. Yosuke was returned to his owners, the Nakamura family. They told police they had been teaching Yosuke his name and address for about two years.
Damn! That bird is smarter than Jessica Simpson! I doubt that dumb slut knows her last name and her home address.
Thanks Shyla
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No offense to any bird lovers on here, but they give me the willies. And a smart bird? Well that's just nightmare inducing.
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But then again, what do I know?
Oh geezus I love you MK - haha smarter than Jessica Simpson! ahahaha
*Smile Bitches*
Funnest.post.ever.
Having a bird that smart would be bad. Sure, he can tell people his address, but he can also tell people your husband's penis size. Daaannnggeeeeeerrrr. Small penis jokes.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.