Thursday, May 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 21st!
Raul loves getting nailed by fat chicks. - Ang
Runners-up:
Aunt Bea will do anything to extract the last KFC drumstick out of Peter. - Lovescarrottopolina
Never EVER make fun of Clay Aiken in a Wal Mart. - Sweetas
I have read this news and many people are discussing about this on RichMingle.com, a site for celebrities and wealthy people. Really hot
Sweetas - True I wuz Rawbbed!!!
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a tergo ad libitum
Great job guys!! Funny shit esp. Ang! *throwing confetti*
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Dick In A Box LIVE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PSLOTiupQQ
Congratulations to all winners - they were all great!!!
BIFF/ANG!! xoxoxoxo
Hooray, you hot and funny sluts!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Yay! You funny ass whores!! :)
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
yeah!!!! my favorite dlisters
congrats!
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Go Spurs!
Ang!!! Congrats hotness! And LCT, w00t!! Very funny.
your blood, lol thanks love! You totally got robbed on the Aflac caption the other day. I almost pissed myself laughing.
MK♥♥♥ and Dlisters♥♥♥ 4eva
Sweetas, in my revisionist version of this Caption This contest, YOU are the grand prize winner for May 21.
Yay Sweetas!
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.o.we're all pink on the inside.o.
a tergo ad libitum
Thanks and congrats to LCT and Sweetas!!!
Congratulations winners!! Way to go, LCT!!!
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♥♥ If you don't yalk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
so many people keeps saying they saw this pics before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like "millionaireloves. c o m". It seems that It's famous pic on that site!
Congratulations hilarious beeches!
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
I think this is the closet my name is gonna get with this contest...right LCT. ;-) Congrats to the winners, these were hilarious.
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Congrats to the winners!!
Way to go LCT!
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
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Cheesus, you sluts nailed this contest, funniest I've read in a long time.
"Team Slut"
Ah...Sweetas! The best. Congrats to all the weiners.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
http://www.myspace.com/mabelhodges
i finally nailed the bastard....dont eff with me fella!
And you thought it was hard voting for David Cook! Look what happends when you vote for Hillary!
Kirsty Alley needed the work, and being best
friends, Tommie Girl knew that only he could her
nail the roll.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
In his constant effort to one-up Dina Lohan, Michael "look at me" Lohan takes it to a new low. She gets a Vh1 reality show, and Michael Lohan agrees to get nailed by a fat chick on national TV. Some things are just in poor taste.
Never has the 'boxers vs briefs' decision been so important as it was for this guy.
Dude is sweating like a pig at Kirstie Alley's Luau. Hey, wait, that is Kirstie Alley sitting on him!
Even THIS is less painful than reading DListed some days!
I don't know why Star and Al are getting a divorce. She's a top and he likes getting nailed from behind.
One wrong fart and the dude's a goner!
In a recently discovered lost chapter of Dante's Inferno Cletius's punishment is to be tempted by Fortunata's bountiful fruit for all eternity. He must look only lest he pay with his nuts.
This is about as close as you can get to demonstrating the dangers of sex with Paris without touching her.
Aware of his penchant for fat-bottomed women, Igor's friends plant Zelda the dominatrix as a stealth volunteer for his act.
"Getting nailed by a fat chick" has never looked THIS painful
The husband says, "so baby, how much money do you think we'll make by doing this?"
Wife responds, "about $350,000 from life insurance if my plan works Ted!"
Now cellulite isn't just for Hollywood starlets..the new instant celulite machine, gives you dimples in those hard to get places.
And finally, madame, a wafer-thin mint.
Apparently the line between pain and pleasure has gotten a whole lot bigger....
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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. -Oscar Wilde
NYC street theater hits a new low with the 19-second play "The Conception of Mindy Cohn."
I guess thats what it means to be nailed by a big bitch
This is the only way either one of them was going to get nailed.
After Arnold found out he had cancer and would die soon, he knew he needed to pay penance for all the fat woman he insulted in his past. He found it only proper that his torture come straight from the source.
Never EVER make fun of Clay Aiken in a Wal Mart.
Jim always was a chubby chaser. In the end, it was what he loved the most that hurt him the worst.
It was either this or fucking her. For Charlie, the choice was easy.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Someone get this nasty FAT ASS Bitch off of me! I think the needles are going through!!
does this bed of nails make my ass look fat?
Just because she sat on a man with a stiff board didn't mean she would become light as a feather.
nothin like gettin nailed by a hot chick in public.
No, no, seriously, get off now please.
What kind of rank-ass amateur 'bed of nails guy' shows up in the town square with a farmer's tan?
It’s all fun and games while shooting scenes for his follow up to Bruno, but Sasha Baron Cohen’s latest character, “Fletch” isn’t laughing now, is he?
Vladimir knew that marriage to Olga would not be a bed of roses, but he never bargained for this!