Stephen Tyler Is In Rehab
Stephen Victor Tallarico aka Stephen Tyler has checked himself into rehab in Pasadena, CA. TMZ reports that 60-year-old Stephen is receiving treatment at the joint where Dr. Drew practices and where "Celebrity Rehab" is shot. Stephen is being treated for substance abuse.
His spokeswhore would not comment.
Are they sure it wasn't Janice Dickinson that checked into rehab? They look like twins and she fucking needs help too.
Seriously, Stephen is getting too old for that crackhead shit! There comes a time when you need to put down the pipe, pick up the remote and turn on "Murder She Wrote." Being 60 is all about worshiping Angela Lansbury, eating lunch at Hometown Buffet and nagging your children. 60 is not about drugging and boozing.
If anybody can help him, Dr. Drew can! I think....
Same old song and dance from me::: but these are good people. Joe Perry is a doll. And married ..
a mitten can crush..still a doll. I hope Steven gets better. He has good friends. BTW MK..
60 is the new 50..or 69.. what do I know?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
James Havens:
I sent one last night. I will try and find
you tomorrow to make sure it is delivered.
The gift basket is full of swag.
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 21, 2008 - 11:21pm.
James Haven didn't get any mail from you Mitts
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Jamees Haven you reallee did get Mitts mail.
did you get it?
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
60 and still an alcholic junkie...whatever...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
Is it James Haven or is this Caspery person a bit like Brad....always hanging around with nothing interesting to say?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site ★★★ http://www.i n t e r r a c i a l Loving .c o m ★★★... where handsome,WHITE and BLACK men can find pretty and sexual women！ ！！！！！！！！！！！！
Everytime that I look in the mirror
All these lines on my face gettin clearer
The past is gone
It went by like dust to dawn
Isnt that the way
Everybodys got their dues in life to pay
does anyone know what his drug/sssss of choice are?
I love me some Aerosmith, but dude, your 60, get your shit together.
"Girl, before I met you I was F.I.N.E. Fine
but your love made me a prisoner, yeah my heart's been doing time
You spent me up like money, then you hung me out to dry
It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
'Cause you had me in deep with the devil in your eyes
Tell me that you're happy that you're on your own Yeah, yeah, yeah
Tell me that it's better when you're all alone
Tell me that your body doesn't miss my touch
Tell me that my lovin' didn't mean that much
Tell me you ain't dyin' when you're cryin' for me"
smack or booze ja think?
or some doctor prescribed bullsxht?
anyone?
Rehab at 60. Grow up already douche bag. You're a GRANDFATHER.
Hope he doesn't end up croaking in rehab like Jerry Garcia.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
pathetic...rehab at 60...wow his kids must be so proud
xoxox
The war isn't working.
Mrs. K.,
Between $52.50 - 117.50. haven't bought mine yet, they just went on sale.
I saw him once before approx 15 years ago. He was flipping awesome. Made very funny jokes about a jew recording Christmas carols.
This is for his new album, I have yet to pick it up but I own everything else of his.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:56pm.
I have no idea. I've never had to deal with a zombie apocalypse before--well, there was that one time...um, actually, never mind. Anyways, I'm heading home now. I'll catch you on the flip side at my digs if the bf isn't hogging all of my attention.
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Well, let's find a Wal-Mart that's connected to a Home Depot or something. We can break down the joining wall and steal concrete from the Home Depot to barracade the doors and openings so the zombies can't get in. Wal-Mart will provide sustenance for awhile.
Later tater.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I'll bring Basil Cecil if you bring Crackula. I kinda miss my sobbing vampire. Besides, he's like a spider to a mosquito when it comes to zombies.
And regarding the ass tax...we've got the Girl Scout Cookies as proof!
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Deal. I'm excited for this trip! Where exactly are we going to end up?
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I have no idea. I've never had to deal with a zombie apocalypse before--well, there was that one time...um, actually, never mind. Anyways, I'm heading home now. I'll catch you on the flip side at my digs if the bf isn't hogging all of my attention.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Love in an elevator
Livin' it up when I'm goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin' it up till I hit the ground
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I'll bring Basil Cecil if you bring Crackula. I kinda miss my sobbing vampire. Besides, he's like a spider to a mosquito when it comes to zombies.
And regarding the ass tax...we've got the Girl Scout Cookies as proof!
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Deal. I'm excited for this trip! Where exactly are we going to end up?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 1:42pm.
And if you are coming to be the smoking police, make it on Sept 20th and you can come to Neil Diamond with me!
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You are seeing Neil?
*she said in an awed whisper*
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
How much are tickets?
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Well, we've got cookies out the ass and all the Russian vodka minus the one bottle we had to crack over Wonky McValtrex's head, so I think we're good. I'll bring the milk and Kalhua and we can make White Russians.
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Bring Basil Cecil too. I miss that little bastard.
We need a backup plan if we get detained in Toiletbatville with our unpaid ass tax.
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I'll bring Basil Cecil if you bring Crackula. I kinda miss my sobbing vampire. Besides, he's like a spider to a mosquito when it comes to zombies.
And regarding the ass tax...we've got the Girl Scout Cookies as proof!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Hearing the way his music changed when he got sober, I think rehab is a terrible idea.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Really ? Rehab at 60 ? Oh the shame of it all ...
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:42pm.
Well, we've got cookies out the ass and all the Russian vodka minus the one bottle we had to crack over Wonky McValtrex's head, so I think we're good. I'll bring the milk and Kalhua and we can make White Russians.
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Bring Basil Cecil too. I miss that little bastard.
We need a backup plan if we get detained in Toiletbatville with our unpaid ass tax.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Sex, drugs and Rock n Roll....
Good Luck to Mr. Tallarico.
Sweet Emotion sent your way.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Haha, yes they are, and do you know what else? We've still got shitloads of Girl Scout Cookies from Kizzy's sting during Operation Anus Biter, and anyone holding more than 20 boxes has exempt status from both ass AND wig tax!
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OOO on that note I brought back plenty of Russian vodka from out rendez-vous point in the beginning of Operation Anus Biter.
Will there be enough for all of us?
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Well, we've got cookies out the ass and all the Russian vodka minus the one bottle we had to crack over Wonky McValtrex's head, so I think we're good. I'll bring the milk and Kalhua and we can make White Russians.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Mrs. K.,
You will let me keep the booze right?
And if you are coming to be the smoking police, make it on Sept 20th and you can come to Neil Diamond with me!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:37pm.
Haha, yes they are, and do you know what else? We've still got shitloads of Girl Scout Cookies from Kizzy's sting during Operation Anus Biter, and anyone holding more than 20 boxes has exempt status from both ass AND wig tax!
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OOO on that note I brought back plenty of Russian vodka from out rendez-vous point in the beginning of Operation Anus Biter.
Will there be enough for all of us?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Yeah, but I hear the sofa batteries are in Sockslotstown, and in order to get access to them we have to pay an ass tax.
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What about the tennis cans? Are they a levy at the tollbooth on the way to Sockslotstown?
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Haha, yes they are, and do you know what else? We've still got shitloads of Girl Scout Cookies from Kizzy's sting during Operation Anus Biter, and anyone holding more than 20 boxes has exempt status from both ass AND wig tax!
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Yeah, but I hear the sofa batteries are in Sockslotstown, and in order to get access to them we have to pay an ass tax.
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What about the tennis cans? Are they a levy at the tollbooth on the way to Sockslotstown?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
its Heidi Fleiss!!!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 4:23pm.
LCT,
Good point about the "Look at me" factor of BB's posts.
And i'll hop on the crazy train to Toiletbatville, but can the next stop be the Monster Cave? Cheese whore. tee hee hee
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That's the stop after Bootmoveton. Not far away. We get off there and search for sofa batteries.
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Yeah, but I hear the sofa batteries are in Sockslotstown, and in order to get access to them we have to pay an ass tax.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 4:23pm.
LCT,
Good point about the "Look at me" factor of BB's posts.
And i'll hop on the crazy train to Toiletbatville, but can the next stop be the Monster Cave? Cheese whore. tee hee hee
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That's the stop after Bootmoveton. Not far away. We get off there and search for sofa batteries.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I'll be sure to BLOCK her from my Myspace.
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You can't block the plague my dear.
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Yeesh. I think I'll start using Facebook.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I think the crazy train made a stop at Dlisted this morning.
unlike which morning?
OT: meh, should've stopped at "Permanent Vacation"
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Well, I think it dropped off a few extra today, but you're right...about that, and about stopping after "Permanent Vacation."
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 1:19pm.
Mrs. K.,
I know, I know. Cause it's you go ahead and nag the shit outta me.
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I am going to get in my 1983 LeBaron convertible previously owned by Jon Voight, not Jon Voight the actor, but John Voight the periodontist (friend of Dr. Whatley), and I am going to fly up I-5 and slap you silly if you do not put down the cigarette this instant.
Do you hear me young lady?!?!?!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
LCT,
Good point about the "Look at me" factor of BB's posts.
And i'll hop on the crazy train to Toiletbatville, but can the next stop be the Monster Cave? Cheese whore. tee hee hee
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:22pm.
I'll be sure to BLOCK her from my Myspace.
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You can't block the plague my dear.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I'll be sure to BLOCK her from my Myspace.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I think the crazy train made a stop at Dlisted this morning.
unlike which morning?
OT: meh, should've stopped at "Permanent Vacation"
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 4:19pm.
anyone else running to myspace? I really want to be beigebaby's friend. She's just the type of person I look for in my life.
I just threatend to skin her fucking myspace cats!
IVE GOT TO SEE THESE MYSPACE CATS!
holy shit!
Im making a myspace page RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
WOOO oooo oh fuck it im not making a damn myspace page shit.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:18pm.
I think the crazy train made a stop at Dlisted this morning.
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BOOOP BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! All Aboard!
Next stop, Toiletbatville!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by Clarisse on May 21, 2008 - 4:16pm.
LCT,
Don't you mean 2nd grade student?
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No, there's too much "I'm hot shit so you'd better take it" delusional attitude in there for it to be a 2nd grade kid.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
anyone else running to myspace? I really want to be beigebaby's friend. She's just the type of person I look for in my life.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
Mrs. K.,
I know, I know. Cause it's you go ahead and nag the shit outta me.
P.S. I always quit when preggo/breastfeeding.
I think the crazy train made a stop at Dlisted this morning.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKxXAwBRuVo
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 1:15pm.
HEE!
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
@EEG
Smoking is bad for you.
Just FYI.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
LCT,
Don't you mean 2nd grade student?
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
No allergies, just this same damn flu/cold combo. I have been sick since Mother's Day for fucks sake! Enough already.
On the flip side, perfect timing to get rid of that last 5 pounds before summer!
(maybe now is a good time to mention I smoke so it is probably my own fault I am not better)
What. A. Fucking LUNATIC!