Stephen Tyler Is In Rehab
Stephen Victor Tallarico aka Stephen Tyler has checked himself into rehab in Pasadena, CA. TMZ reports that 60-year-old Stephen is receiving treatment at the joint where Dr. Drew practices and where "Celebrity Rehab" is shot. Stephen is being treated for substance abuse.
His spokeswhore would not comment.
Are they sure it wasn't Janice Dickinson that checked into rehab? They look like twins and she fucking needs help too.
Seriously, Stephen is getting too old for that crackhead shit! There comes a time when you need to put down the pipe, pick up the remote and turn on "Murder She Wrote." Being 60 is all about worshiping Angela Lansbury, eating lunch at Hometown Buffet and nagging your children. 60 is not about drugging and boozing.
If anybody can help him, Dr. Drew can! I think....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on May 21, 2008 - 4:13pm
nah, she said "I wanna go bigger, wider... empty the needle doc!!"
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 4:09pm.
M.E., you are the most hateful bitch ever. i always cringe for that poor tiger you represent. In other news, please, friend me on my space. BeigeInfant out!
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Are you a drama student by any chance?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Stephen doesn't need rehab. He needs a trip to Cabo with Mel!!!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
I think this is the picture Nikki Cox showed her plastic surgeon.
"Make me look like this!"
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 4:09pm.
I am still sick and you made me laugh so hard I had snot bubbles. NOT pleasant.
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Tee heee heeeeee snot bubbles!!! Are you OK? You don't have SARS do you?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
_Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 4:09pm.
Damn im sorry!
I hope you feel better!
You gots the allergies too?
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If ecru is out, does that mean heart Angelina comes in now?????
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ECRU BRUTE`! (that is Latin, right?)
It's a major cliche, but it's completely true: the first step to recovery is admitting to yourself that you have a problem, and that problem is youself.
Too many 'addicts' refuse to accept responsibility for their actions and spend their time looking for faults in others' behaviour to enable their own selfish self-destruction.
Good luck Steve, here's hoping that you find happiness.
lol a deadhead on dlisted!
LoLo,
Cut a bitch some slack! I am still sick and you made me laugh so hard I had snot bubbles. NOT pleasant.
shocking!!... well, not really
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Oh, F it. You don't put yourself in the avi cause you do not look like 2 drink min. We all have jobs & have to worry. You just do not have to worry cause you aren't attractive.
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yep, you got me.
I am FUG and 300 lbs too....that is why.
ok, as of now, i am officially ignoring your bitter ass.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
LoLo, LeeLee never liked you...
Uh, last time I put my real pic up I got shit for it, so STFU.
I really am a beautiful soul. I swear. You'll see.
Beige baby just told us she had a head injury.
SHES FUCKING SPESHUL LEAVE HER ALONE!
*bloop*
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Thanks, you just took off 20 yrs. Kisses. Let's pretend to go at it, shall we? Ou est SkyBitch?
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 4:01pm.
Oh, F it. You don't put yourself in the avi cause you do not look like 2 drink min. We all have jobs & have to worry. You just do not have to worry cause you aren't attractive.
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a)What the fuck is your problem?
b)What's your obsession with 2drink??
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Oh, F it. You don't put yourself in the avi cause you do not look like 2 drink min. We all have jobs & have to worry. You just do not have to worry cause you aren't attractive.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:50pm.
That is my pic bitch. Head injury to the right side. What a weekend that was.
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what the hell happened to you as a child to make you such an angry person? Sheesh!
As far as your avie, I thought it was Lohan....at least it looks like a Lohan.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
_Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 3:50pm.
That is my pic bitch. Head injury to the right side.
Well thanks for clearing this issue up.
Thats it folks! There is your answer.
Head injury.
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lol it looks like thats where he belongs!!!
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to alltheprettyones...
giggle. I think you may be onto something. rehab does sound cooler than nursing home.
had to edit typo. im really sorry if this posts twice.
I wish him well. He has a great voice.
That is my pic bitch. Head injury to the right side. What a weekend that was.
Submitted by The C word on May 21, 2008 - 3:36pm.
Hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of including "frappe drinkin' loose tits":
Post-gaping cheeto-eatin' frappe-drinkin’ loose tits sandal-wearin' pregnancy-fakin' English-accent-havin' sleeping-with-everyonen' Mel-Gibson-spankin' all-day-smokin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
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Hahahaha loose tits. I love how you can totally see them through her shirt. She doesn't have front nipples. She's got bottom of the boob Gorilla birthing on National Geographic dangly nipples.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Would it kill you to put yourself in your avi?
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I personally do not put my pic in my avie, because I talk about sex and drugs here, and it is nothing I want anyone I know professionally to know.
what about you? Are you Gwyneth Paltrow? I don't see your real pic anywhere either....who are you to call out others?
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
SHOCKER!!!!
*snickers*
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:31pm.
Post-gaping cheeto-eatin' sandal-wearin' pregnancy-fakin' English-accent-havin' sleeping-with-everyonen' Mel-Gibson-spankin' all-day-smokin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
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Bwaahaaaa - love how your mind works!
Hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of including "frappe drinkin' loose tits":
Post-gaping cheeto-eatin' frappe-drinkin’ loose tits sandal-wearin' pregnancy-fakin' English-accent-havin' sleeping-with-everyonen' Mel-Gibson-spankin' all-day-smokin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
How many rehab panties will be placed in Steven's mouth?
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Submitted by The C word on May 21, 2008 - 3:22pm.
Gaping cheeto-eatin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
Britney's in post-gaping cheeto-eatin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
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Post-gaping cheeto-eatin' sandal-wearin' pregnancy-fakin' English-accent-havin' sleeping-with-everyonen' Mel-Gibson-spankin' all-day-smokin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Gaping hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab?
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Gaping cheeto-eatin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
Britney's in post-gaping cheeto-eatin' hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab.
(sorry I always reply so late - I'm at work and I can only bounce in from time to time.)
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Would it kill you to put yourself in your avi?
He's got those buck teef. He can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. Old HEE HAW.
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Rehab?
Why? He hasn't been arrested lately?
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Narcissistic Ass Rehab? No cure for that shit.
He needs to turn in the spandex for some plaid pee-paw pants and a golf cart. Are we sure it's rehab and not a pee-paw home?
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
How is this man attractive?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Uh-oh, Brit-Brit is going to hunt him down and scrape the cheeto dust out from between his teeth!
Submitted by The C word on May 21, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Dental rehab?
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Gaping hippopotamus mouth-hole rehab?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
He's so fuckin crazy. get well stephen!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
must suck going to rehab when youre old
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Never liked him or Aerosmith.
So I don't care.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
How the hell did his sperm make Liv Tyler?
I thought he had been clean for a while now. My bad.
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Neither she nor the driver noticed one of her scarf's loose ends was over the side of the car — caught in the rear wheel. -September 19, 1927
good god, he's ugly. scared his own children out of the nursery...
"to alcohol: the cause and solution to all life's problems."—homer simpson
Dental rehab?
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The only thing that helps pass the time away
Is knowing I'll be back at Echo Beach some day
Rehab dont cure no ugly!
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There's a rehab for fugly?
Dangalang! His choppers give me nightmares!