Mistaken Identity
Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch at some joint in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, "Courtney! Courtney!" Oh shit. A source told Star Magazine that the fans mistook HoHan for Courtney Love.
The source went on to say, "She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who's twice your age!" I mean, it makes sense. HoHan could easily pass as Courtney's older sister.
Eh, could've been worse though. They could have mistook her for White Oprah.
Please, those fans knew who she was. They were just fucking with her in hopes that she would lose her shit and beat their asses. That way they can file a lawsuit against her like everyone else already has. Ingenious plan. And for that they have become my favorite anonymous bitches of the week.
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Couldn't agree more; that Marilyn photo travesty looked so... sad. For a girl that young to look so sad & used up is depressing. Add Mama Lohan
(she of the freakishly plastic face) to the mix & she's doomed.
Damn they both look roughly the same age...all that partying must drain the fuck outta them...they look like they're constantly coming down from E or something...
Your face!
Fuck, that was a complement. For reals. I would rather be Courtney and look like Courtney than Lindsay dirtiness Loghan.
to triscut...
courtney is 43. she looked older until the past year or so. but considering the age difference and all the stuff courtney has done to screw up her looks over the years this is ridiculous.
And, for whoever asked, Lindsay's face looks shit-stained because of the tanning and sunless self-tanner she uses to look hawt and hide her freckles.
Lindsay's looking so much like her mother it's sad. No one should look like a used-up 45-year-old when they're 22.
This makes me happy in my heart...
Lindsay is my favorite. I love her. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
That's freakin hilarious. I would've loved to have known what Hohan thought when that happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHA...meh.....
I just love it. Though the real Court would have skull fucked that luuuzer.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
ha! this is funny...and sadly c love looks younger than lilo...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
@triscut::
Her daughter is in her late teens. Miss Francis has a a mind of her own. Notice she doesn't
need the company of Lindsay. If she did,
she keep her clothes locked up.
BTW
David Cook just won Idol.
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I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 21, 2008 - 6:09pm.
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(totally kidding)
Fuck You for saying"Fetch"!!!!!!!!
Shut Up!♥
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
ooohhhhhh....*covers mouth to laugh to self* how old is Courtney Love?
Daaaaaaamn.
Beat.
those shots speak volumes. Ben Stiller,
Jack Black, Robert Downey Video. LMAO.
Midnight Train to Georgia.
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I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
http://www.intimatemingle.com
they are great, the clothes, the hair and the smile. i signed in the site ++ INTIMATEMINGLE.COM ++and some men were talking them and said they are attractive.
to lory
thanks...
ali and lindsay. screwed up by white oprah and the ex convict.
So not FETCH!
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Funniest story I've heard all day!
Blohan is done. Getting mistaken for Courtney Cox is the kiss of death.
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Stock Broker is now Stock BrokerLINA.
To: forever now.
I do not think the video is till up on youtube, but the news about it was yesterday and it's about Ali Lohan and some mean girls making fun of her on youtube. You can copy and paste this link:
http://dlisted.com/node/26037
That was SO "mean girls" LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
sorry for the double post. I forgot bad things happen when I hit the refresh button.
to mrs. kravitz...
yeah there's that.
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 9:37pm.
_DEA!
at first i thought your avie was a twisted pretzel on a napkin!
Hello glasses needed in aisle three!
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*giggles* I can see where your coming from. When I first saw the pic my first thought was "and her tummy is where?" lol
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Submitted by Lory on May 21, 2008 - 9:38pm.
Aw DAE! That's the spirit! I still write it down every night after praying a full Rosary. *sighs dreamily*
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*looks awe stricken at Lory* Wow. *quickly runs of to google* *falls into seat 5 mins later* *panting* Again - wow ;0)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
to lory...
really?! what is this video you speak of?
to lory...
really?! what is this video you speak of?
Aw DAE! That's the spirit! I still write it down every night after praying a full Rosary. *sighs dreamily*
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Let me dirty up your mind.
_DEA!
at first i thought your avie was a twisted pretzel on a napkin!
Hello glasses needed in aisle three!
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 1:24pm.
parislit can apologize to others if she thinks they aren't attractive. If you are attractive, you're dead in the water.
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No, I don't apologize to you, because you are a miserable bitch, and I have nothing to apologize for when it comes to you....I don't think telling you that you look like Lohan was a compliment either. SHE looks 45.
will you please stop addressing me? I have really had enough of you and your shit.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
to lory...
really?! what is this video you speak of?
"Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch at some joint in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, "Courtney! Courtney!"
Alright which one of you hwores was it?
Fans, hahahahaha, she still has those?
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by Lory on May 21, 2008 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 21, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 8:57pm.
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I know, but miracles can happen, right? :0( *weeps in corner, holding Mean Girls poster*
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There there DAE... *patting DAE's back*
You can cry on Lory's shoulder. Btw, you remind me of myself, holding my Hole poster... errr, actually forget what I just said.
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*wipes eyes* Thanks Lory. Already forgotten! *quickly turns a scribbles down what Lory said* *smiles winningly*
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
missy - more like poltergeist.
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 3:31pm.
its like mouse is the phantom of the fucking opera and by the opera I mean dlisted!! man!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Courtney looks much better than Hohan. And that is saying a lot!!!
Nice dialated pupils Blohan.
BCAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey slut!
Why does LL's face look perpetually shitstained?
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
Hey M.E you hot bitch!!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
=============Yup. Lohan has aged alot. And that hair color totally washes her out.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 12:22pm.
uumm... well... uuhh.... at least Courtney was married to someone with talent.... i don't know, was that saying something nice?
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And then she had him murdered cuz he wanted out of the marriage.
Dirty girl.
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Gonna walk, gonna talk Gonna scream and shout Gonna tell all the world What I'm thinkin' about
toparissucksliterally...
thanks for saying that.
I tried to explain what I meant... it was a weird day. yesterday I felt very bad myself (physically). if I had felt better I might have written it better. or just have done everything better.
but at least you didn't report me.
:)
*yawn*
someone is trying pretty hard for attention
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Mouse has a major bug up her ass today.
Did I mention 'I love her'?
Submitted by forever.now on May 21, 2008 - 3:19pm.
to lory..
I agree that in those two pictures courtney does look better. I don't know about in person. I will just take the word of whoever has seen them both in person recently.
I just don't think they look enough alike for anyone to make that mistake. mostly because of lindsay's freckles.
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My words exactly. They are not that much alike (except for the bleached hair), but Court looks a lot better than Lilo.
I know who did it though. It was that group of girls that got suspended for uploading a mean video dedicated to Ali. LOL.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
My phone # 631-499....
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 21, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 8:57pm.
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I know, but miracles can happen, right? :0( *weeps in corner, holding Mean Girls poster*
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There there DAE... *patting DAE's back*
You can cry on Lory's shoulder. Btw, you remind me of myself, holding my Hole poster... errr, actually forget what I just said.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Hahahahaha!!!
That's funny but LL looks worse then Courtney! I mean Court has done so many drugs, is twice her age, and is a mother. Court most def needs to hang around LL more often it makes her look decent.
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
to lory..
I agree that in those two pictures courtney does look better. I don't know about in person. I will just take the word of whoever has seen them both in person recently.
I just don't think they look enough alike for anyone to make that mistake. mostly because of lindsay's freckles.
Submitted by forever.now on May 21, 2008 - 1:14pm
oh, and sorry for being such a bitch yesterday- was tired and short-tempered, but I could have made my point in a nicer way.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"