Mistaken Identity
Lindsay Lohan was eating lunch at some joint in Los Angeles when some fans started screaming, "Courtney! Courtney!" Oh shit. A source told Star Magazine that the fans mistook HoHan for Courtney Love.
The source went on to say, "She was also looking extremely pale. You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who's twice your age!" I mean, it makes sense. HoHan could easily pass as Courtney's older sister.
Eh, could've been worse though. They could have mistook her for White Oprah.
Please, those fans knew who she was. They were just fucking with her in hopes that she would lose her shit and beat their asses. That way they can file a lawsuit against her like everyone else already has. Ingenious plan. And for that they have become my favorite anonymous bitches of the week.
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well yeah. she and lindsay share many interests.
LMAO
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Submitted by DeeDee on May 21, 2008 - 3:47pm.
hey, DeeDee!... sorry, phonecall!
OT: she's gonna die soon, right?.... don't matter which one... just figuring
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 8:57pm.
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I know, but miracles can happen, right? :0( *weeps in corner, holding Mean Girls poster*
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Sorry peeps, Lohan may not look like Courtney that much but still, Courtney looks A LOT better than Lilo.
Actually all the Lohan women look more used and abused that CLove. And you have to consider everything Clove has been through (drug binges, sex romps and multiple surgeries included).
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Let me dirty up your mind.
DAE:
ain't gonna happen.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Did she rub her face in dirt before taking this picture? Damn, that's one ugly, used-up looking whore.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
yew wind some yew loose some two! -FLA
Linday let this be a WAKE UP CALL to STOP using & abusing drugs/drink & get back to how you used to look.
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Oh Look! The sun is coming out & i'm not being harassed by a plain Jane dlister anymore.
Submitted by Crunchy on May 21, 2008 - 3:37pm.
Lohan is not very cute anymore!!
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Was she ever? Not even her freckles could have saved her.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on May 21, 2008 - 2:22pm.
uumm... well... uuhh.... at least Courtney was married to someone with talent.... i don't know, was that saying something nice?
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Bwahahaha! Hey ESE *in my terrible cholo accent*
I don't get the spray tan shit. Why people?
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Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin world go round. ~Queen
Hohan better start cultivating a sense of humor....
Submitted by forever.now on May 21, 2008 - 12:38pm.
if there are drugs there, Courtney will be anyone's "pal"!
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Um, Courtney looks BETTER than hohan.
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those two don't look alike. they were messing with her. possibly she could look as old as courtney. I am surprised she didn't beat their ass but courtney went to lindsay's birthday party last year. maybe they are pals? (shiver)
Lohan is not very cute anymore!!
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/4/23/short-shorts-se...
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on May 21, 2008 - 12:30pm.
I know! There is a giant Billboard near my apt of that crap show.
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
It's called 'bad genes'.
Mwhahahaahaha!
Hohan: Say nope to dope, and ugh to drugs!
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
That's an insult to Courtney Love. I mean really.
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http://idontknowwhattochoose.blogspot.com
a) ouch!
b) BWAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!
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"I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc."
Wow, and she is not getting better either. She was up on celebrityprayerlist.com earlier...
I work at the mall and they just changed out the new advertisements and I noticed that one was for the new E! reality shows. And I noticed Ali Lohan and what I thought was Lindsay, but the caption said some shit about being a mom. I shit you not; I literally stood at the advert for 5 minutes trying to figure out if that was Lyndsay or White-but-orange-Oprah. That's really fucked up when you look just as old as your fucking mother, and she herself ain't no spring chicken.
When I go to work tomorrow I swear that I'm going to take a picture so you all can understand what I'm talking about.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
hilarious!
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"Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke."
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
This just made my day. I can't stand this ho.
I thought I saw Lindsay at the Stairs....but there were no paps (as there are when Fergie is there), and Lindsay's lungs could never handle the stairs...lol
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"Parisliterally, take your ugly ass along w/skybitch & hate on some beauty in real life!"
-BeigeBaby 5/21/08
Agree with you MK.
L.A. is crawling with passive/aggressive ego-crusher s like that.Gotta' love it.
oh man! this should be a regular thing, like everyone should get together collectively and just keep "mistaking" this slot-shot for Courtney... hopefully then she'll go ahead and die already
uumm... well... uuhh.... at least Courtney was married to someone with talent.... i don't know, was that saying something nice?
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"Like the morning sun you come and like the wind you go.
Aint no time to hate, barely time to wait,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?"
BEST SHIT EVA FUCKERS!
HA HA HA HA AH HA HA
Lord have mercy! She may as well have been mistaken for Jocelyne Wildenstein!
AHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
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How old is Lindsey again? You must really be fucking yourself up if you look 45 when you're only 21 or 22. Your body is supposed to be a hell of a lot more resiliant when you're young.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Um, Lohan may look beat to hell, and she may reek of booze and cigs, and she might be crawling with disease, and she might have substance abuse issues, but she still looks nothing like Courtney Love. Dumb hos.
Courtney looks better. sorry.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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