Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Sharon Stone Has Done It Again!
How dare Sharon Stone! She has the audacity to drag another poor, haggard animal on to the red carpet with her just so she can look better. She's so proud of herself too. The woman never misses an opportunity to wear animal. Oh wait, that's not roadkill? It's Madonna?
As much as it pains me to say this, Madonna doesn't look that awful. Ouch. Yes, that was painful to type. If you squint your eyes, she sort of looks like an Olsen. The dress would probably look better on a Liza Minnelli female impersonator, but Madge pulls it off.
Sharon Stone however, is the lesbian cougar of my dreams!
Below is Madge, Shar and Guy Ritchie at the Cannes premiere of "I Am Because We Are." Say what?
Man that movie title is so pretentiously pseudo- philosophical that it's painful to read. Totally thought Sharon Stone looked deliously lesbionic as well, PURRRRRRRRRRRR!!
Your face!
Didn't they dislike each other at one time?
Remember this performance on Arsenio Hall when Madonna made a referrence to fake boobs and Sharon Stone (it's at 2:21 of the video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCWYiqhKyfo
mk, in the way of kinda-mostly-honest fat brain celebs, these two are about all we have. sure, they're media whores who love to stir some stupid shit, but who else is there to say it like it is when it's needed most? mariah? miley? mayer? so keep laughing, of course, but treasure these two mk. who knows what lies just around the corner's spot of disco earth.
love her, but Ive never understood why she doesnt take better care of her roots.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Submitted by MittenFreak on May 22, 2008 - 2:12am
Whoa! My avi looks like your agent? Is her name Mimi and does she work with Drew Carey? I hope she's a lot more fun than that chick and goes to wigstock every year.
She still rocks. I love her music. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
btw.. yout avi looks like my agent
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Rig:
what lady where? LOL
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
Obviously Kabbalah didn't teach this woman any humility. She looks like she was carved from wood. In the first thumbnail you can see her Spanx.
Total rip-off of the Olsens. And who wanted to look like them anyway?!
Bane! We missed your performance on AI tonight.
We saw that Sharon had you all tied up!
I'm fast in a slow kinda way - John Waters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNLHqhRh0Vw
madonna's outfit:
"ding dong, the witch is here . . . to turn your little children onto kabbalah" (evil cackle)
can someone put into words that i can understand on what the fuck madonna is wearing...
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that's twice you called me stupid...well that's twice you answered...
What the hell kind of goddamn outfit is Madonna wearing?
Shmatta/Rags!
Okay, both dresses are WHORE-ANUS, but all-in-all I wouldn't mind looking like those wolves when I'm in my 50's!!!
Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 4:41pm.
OnT: The more I look at the X17 pictures of Sharon's beaver the more I'm convinced it's a dick. Seriously. She's a dude.
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Seriously, what WAS that?? I saw it today and couldn't believe she's been passing herself off as a woman all these years.
wow. she looks great, she was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "millionaireloves.c om".. but it's not confirmed by her yet!
God, I wish Madonna would do something about her hair. Wash it or something.
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poor times happen in my wallet - FLA
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Oooooh, strap on! LOL
Although I was repeatedly begged to, I never did tandems. I taught Accelerated Freefall (AFF), where the student freefalls from jump #1, without being hooked up to the plane or a jumpmaster. Good times!
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Hahah I didn't even think of strap-on. Awesome hahahaha
I watched some solo jumpers before I went tandem (they weren't AFF - the instructor released the chute as they jumped) and one chick almost lost her footing and fell off the wing of the plane without her chute being released. Scared the caca out of me to the point that I almost told them to turn the plane around 'cause I changed my mine.
Sigh, I was strapped on to a hot English dude though. Wasn't going to back out of THAT.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:47pm.
Strap me to your front hot mama, and let's go!
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Oooooh, strap on! LOL
Although I was repeatedly begged to, I never did tandems. I taught Accelerated Freefall (AFF), where the student freefalls from jump #1, without being hooked up to the plane or a jumpmaster. Good times!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Submitted by chickadee on May 21, 2008 - 8:53pm.
Oh thats great. I will certainly Email you there. See ya later, Chicky. :-)
heart Angie, I am on popsugar as unabridged....do email me there...I really like u..
gotta go now :) <3
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***Submitted by Billie on May 21, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I never tried skydiving, but my brother was a jumpmaster for YEARS. He's a lot braver than I am (you are too, then)!
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Really? What part of the country? I very well may know him. It's a small world.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
See ya Billie!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
"Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 7:45pm.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Skydiving rules. I love the feeling of total weightlessness and the 'soup bowl' hahaha
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Have you done it? Would have LOVED to jumpmaster you!"
I never tried skydiving, but my brother was a jumpmaster for YEARS. He's a lot braver than I am and you are too, then! (I know you weren't talking to me, but this conversation reminded me of my brother).
Gotta go for the evening, everybody have fun, everybody wang chung tonight. *dodges blows*
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by chickadee on May 21, 2008 - 8:36pm.
Oh, Chicky I swear I pale in comparison to you. You're gorgeous. You're so sweet Chicky and I would love for you to Email me but maybe you could email me on my Popsugar account. I would feel weird exchanging our real Emails.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Have you done it? Would have LOVED to jumpmaster you!
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Haha yeah I have and haven't loved anything as much since. The next day life just seemed a lot sweeter.
Strap me to your front hot mama, and let's go!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:40pm.
Skydiving rules. I love the feeling of total weightlessness and the 'soup bowl' hahaha
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Have you done it? Would have LOVED to jumpmaster you!
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Sharon Stone usually looks pretty good, but her hair is terrible here, she needs to mess it up some.
Madonna looks scary to me. She's obviously had a lot of work done in the past year or so. Well, she looked scary before, now she just looks plastic-scary. LOL
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by Billie on May 21, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Thank you! I didn't look or feel very good the next morning though! LOL
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That's when you know it's DEFINITELY a good birthday.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
OnT: The more I look at the X17 pictures of Sharon's beaver the more I'm convinced it's a dick. Seriously. She's a dude.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
"Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:38pm.
Billie, that's you at 49? If I age half as well as you I'll be happy. Damn."
Thank you! I didn't look or feel very good the next morning though! LOL
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Not since I became a Mommy, but it was my life for 11+ years / 2600+ jumps.
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Skydiving rules. I love the feeling of total weightlessness and the 'soup bowl' hahaha
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:31pm.
SKybitch you jump from planes?
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Not since I became a Mommy, but it was my life for 11+ years / 2600+ jumps.
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Awww, I guess everyone but us is purty. Boohoo. LOL
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Billie, that's you at 49? If I age half as well as you I'll be happy. Damn.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
"Submitted by Karma Police on May 21, 2008 - 7:25pm.
I'm glad some of you ladies put up your pics to put that troll in her place."
Alright, well then, here I am...this was taken on my 49th birthday last year, and I was at least 3 sheets to the wind at the time, drinking beer and playing maracas.
My birthday is August 19, I turn 50 this year of course...3 days after Madonna.
Back on topic, Sharon Stone's hair look flat. PRODUCT, girl! Get some piecing paste and use it. Madonna, fix those black roots! It's not like you two have to do it yourself. Sheesh! LOL
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"Ahhhhh....youth is wasted on the wrong people!"
Heart Angie...I'm blushing...I know you are the purdy one...How are you? OK I hope, my honey...wanna give u my email , but.......
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Hi Chickadee, you are one gorgeous lady.
Submitted by Imaginary Grace on May 21, 2008 - 8:27pm.
LOL. Sharon Stone looks like that but I really get the vibe that she is a strong confident woman. I think she looks good for her age...I mean I get slightly turned on looking at her. I mean I would hope to look that good at her age.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:31pm.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:29pm.***
My carpet doesn't match the drapes either, but just because I have no carpet. *wink wink* LOL
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Haha ok I dido that.. I didn't know if something like that is TMI or not, now that we all know what each other looks like :P It's great not being able to be blamed for pubes on the towels.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
SKybitch you jump from planes?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:29pm.***
My carpet doesn't match the drapes either, but just because I have no carpet. *wink wink* LOL
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Skybitch? Are you really that cute and really jump from planes? I bow to you..
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:26pm.
I see what you mean, because I assumed you were ginge for some reason. :)
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Haha well I am, only it's dark and there's a lot of brown in it too.
The carpets don't match the curtains though. I definitely don't leave curly ginges on the soap.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on May 21, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Sharon Stone looks fabulous. I like her dress. Madonna looks fucked up but I am excited to see her documentary. Its sounds powerful.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea.. they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 7:22pm.***
I see what you mean, because I assumed you were ginge for some reason. :)
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
I'm glad some of you ladies put up your pics to put that troll in her place.
Who knew that Dlisters could be witty and pretty?? :)
Hi loves Carrot....:)
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...She tied you to the kitchen chair, she broke your throne and she cut your hair...
Hi Chickadee!
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 8:20pm.
I am still wondering where BeigeBaby got the idea that I was blonde. Not really.
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I thought you were blonde. Not in the stupid way, but in the 'she seems like she would have blonde hair' way.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Sharon Stone looks fabulous. I like her dress. Madonna looks fucked up but I am excited to see her documentary. Its sounds powerful.
I have to say Triple D is soooo HAWT!!!!!! Love your hair.