Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Xtina Talks About Her Chichis
Xtina's body is back! I don't know where it went, but it's a good thing she got it back. She might need it later on. In the new issue of UsWeekly, Xtina talks about her huge, wonky chichis.
She said, "It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"
I'm not sure how bra sizes work, but I choose to believe her. Silicone mixed leche makes the chichis grow.
She lost 40lbs in 4 months? Damn, she's slow. A trip to the lipo doctor would have done the trick in 40 minutes! Please, you know that's what she really did.
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You know what, that's not even her face, they photoshopped her fat face to death so she doesn't scare little babies half to death...I wonder if her actual skin is able to breathe, she's probably a pizza face under all that make-up...yuck...
Your face!
Ok so, WHEN is it truly representative of a weight loss story when the BEFORE picture the woman is actually still PREGNANT? Come on. I guess "technically" it was "before" but it's not an accurate portrayal of a legitimate weight loss where actual (FAT) is lost.
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so they photoshopped Christina and made her look like Cameron Diaz, they can most certainly make her look thinner than she really is. Big whup.
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I don't like this glorification of shedding all this weight. If every pregnant woman was able to have access to dieticians and personal trainers, then they'd all be back in shape within weeks.
Rapid weightloss isn't good if you're breastfeeding. And as much as I may like Christina, she needs to shut the fuck up - you've got silicone in them boobs!
Xtina is a cute mom. Just saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last month. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
Yep, she got implants. But implants rock! Everyone has them now.
i want to know about jessica's pity date...
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I am so sick of this tranny mess.
Her chichis are big because she got breast implants! Why is she talking about it to Us Weekly? I bet she never ONCE mentiones the implants in the article. What a dumb ho.
And she really needs to elaborate on why she insists on constantly wearing 5 lbs of makeup on her face. She could be cute without all of that
Haha, that cover is so mean!
There is Cristina, looking smokin hot and back in shape, and up to the right is BritBrit, who, ahem...never got her figure back.
she is beautiful. But I am very cucious. Why did she post her profile on a celebrities and wealthy website named "millionaireloves.c om".. What is she looking for there? Is she single?
Oh look, as I was living my life, I came back here to see only the ugly people bit. I want to come back as a latina who is fat & homely. Actually, her face is rather nice even though she is a heffer. Big nose for an Indian though.
So sick of this whore, her tranny makeup and her tits. Yawn...
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She only lost 10 lbs off her body. The other 30lbs is eyeliner and lipstick that shes not wearing for once.
This is the first time Ive seen her trump Britney on a cover. Interesting.
_Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on May 21, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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It is true what you say regarding c-sections. They ARE major surgery indeed and it is not ethic to perform it along with other procedures (tummy tuck, et al). HOWEVER, I happen to know a person that went through a c-section, a tummy tuck and a liposuction. She is well-off but she is not famous. In fact, I was introduced to a a couple of doctors a few years ago who (I didn't know at the time) later I found out, were sought out by celebrities and jet-set personalities to perform these combo operations. They apparently did it left and right.
It's hard to believe yet very true. It is a well-kept secret among these celebs. I remember asking one of my - then - boss's acquaintances who did her "body combo" and she told me, half in jest half truthful: "I could tell you but then my marriage would be in jeopardy". I later found through her sister that said doctor was this woman's ex-lover,not names were said though. Scary, innit?
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I hate that all this magazines are putting women who just had babies up and saying they lost all this weight in such a short period. Losing 40 lbs after having a baby is not all that hard. I gained 62 when I was pregnant with my son. I walked out of the hospital 25 lbs lighter. He was 9 lbs and the rest of the blood, goo and water made up for the rest. The rest mostly fell off except for the last 10 that I had to work on.
They are falsely portraying the weight loss!
I think she is beautiful.
She looks like an E to me. I should know since I am curently 8 months preggo and wear a 34 E. It is no fun being an E.
I know many, many pregnant women who lose 20-30 lbs in the first 3 weeks after they give birth. It is really not unusual at all. For her to lose 40 in 4 months is not a huge amount. She is breastfeeding which burns about 500 calories a day (or more). Even if she only works out 1 hour per day and eats a standard healthy 1800-2000 calories per day she would average at least 2 lbs per week weight loss.
Not such an amazing feat folks and a trainer is nice, believe me but the individual still has to do the work to lose the weight. The trainer can only provide instruction and some motivation. Plus you cannot "crash" diet while Breastfeeding because your milk will dry up.
I don't think that she is bragging about having E breasts, I think that she is commenting on how amazed she is that those fuckers got so humongus. I know my husband is sick of hearing me say "how can these things be so fucking huge?".
I don't know why she is bragging about having E cup breasts when those things are fake anyway. If anyone remembers she was flat as a board when she first came out. And no, they do not grow from a AA to a D cup in a matter of a few weeks.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on May 21, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Christina got her body back by:
1. Having a vanity pre-term C-section.
2. See #1.
3. Ditto above.
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This myth needs to be dispelled. No plastic surgeon will perform a c-section tummy tuck. All a preterm c-section will do is minimize alot of the stretching that happens in the final weeks of pregnancy.
C-sections are by themselves major surgery. Too many complications could arise from giving a tummy tuck at the same time.
This is the reason there are no doctors touting this surgery. If it was possible, you know they would be advertising it at a severely bloated price to us regular janes.
Believe me, I have researched this. Im having my third and checked out if it was possible.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
Submitted by Bjork You on May 21, 2008 - 2:45pm.
It takes 9 months to put on all that weight, but Xtina loses it in 4? And while one does lose some weight after childbirth, it seems that her 40lbs. is a bit excessive. Even if I go by what one blogger posted, losing 20lbs. in the first few weeks (and that is not all mothers), that is still 10lbs. a month, which is kind of alarming for a nursing mother, who is supposed to be eating extra calories (healthy ones) for nourishing and replenished breast milk.
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Its possible. But would she do it? Prolly not. Like many other celebrities with bottomless pockets, she had it sucked and tucked.
I lost 25 pounds in two months after dropping my second. But it was because I had to hit the ground running once I had her.
And even though nobody asked...Im hotter than Cristina. But I think many people are. They just dont have her money.
...He was like, "I need money." I was like "N*gga, Me Too!". And we been together ever since!-- How High
How could she be so tiny and have an E-cup even with the baby? I need to see that with my eyes. Her back should be bent by now.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on May 21, 2008 - 5:55pm.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:43pm.
P.S. Please not insult LA by saying your new her. LA is 1000000x better than you.
no. LA is NOT better than her.
no.
effin.
way.
Is Xtina morphing into Cameron Diaz???
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So my theory on all these crazies is that MK does weekends at the local sanitarium, and recruits 'em by the dozen. OT: Honey, my sis is a D-cup and she is about your size. You're not an E cup. Also, please go wash that pound-and-a-half of makeup off your face. You look cute with less...
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Submitted by Stock Broker on April 25, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Angeloonie looks like a giant lemon.
Which is fitting since she's a bitter, egotistical wench.
Viva La Lohan on May 21, 2008 - 5:13pm.
so lemme get this straight... the cat has its own MySpace page?
- and we're the underachieving fat asses, uh huh.
Crazy don't get fresher.
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"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Mel-Tang:
Christina's husband puts up with alot i think. a whole lot.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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so lemme get this straight... the cat has its own MySpace page?
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I wonder if Jordan asks her to cover up when they go out. I'm sure HE finds it attractive, but I would have thought that the husbands wouldn't want other men to drool over their wives. I think she just looks slutty when she wears the low cut, skin tight dresses. She could dress with so much more class.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on May 21, 2008 - 6:06pm.
Um, WTF is up with BeigeBaby calling everyone ugly? It's like LA Redux. Let's go make fun of her cats.
Seriously, I thought this kind of 7th grade shit was over.
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I think someone told all of her psych ward friends to back her ass up and put us all in our place.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Um, WTF is up with BeigeBaby calling everyone ugly? It's like LA Redux. Let's go make fun of her cats.
Seriously, I thought this kind of 7th grade shit was over.
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***Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on May 21, 2008 - 5:02pm.
Yes?
I saw those pics earlier.
The kittens are cute.
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True dat, but there sure are an awful lot of them. IT's residence must smell like freshly fallen rain.
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SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 4:59pm.
Yes?
I saw those pics earlier.
The kittens are cute.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Um, in the before picture she's preggers. Was she supposed to be stick thin and not have a belly? These people are stupid.
And her body now is gross. I hate her giant bewbs. She looks atrocious with them.
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***Submitted by EastEndGirl on May 21, 2008 - 4:51pm.
Sky,
I can't see the link. Describe please.
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Almost every single pic shows only half of her face...she's either hiding behind one of her NUMEROUS cats or some dude. In every pic, she is clinging (onto one of the cats or the dude) for dear life, as if it/he will run away and never come back if she lets go. Wonder why.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
And to defend myself i have to say i am a gorgeous (and yes i said gorgeous) woman. SO THERE!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 10:43pm.
Really? What do you look like? Christina has a fab bod, but her face is ugly. Only ugly people would find her face attractive. I am the new Lovesangelina? Well, at least I am attractive, so shoot away. P.S. I'm still better than you.
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FYI - Christina has a waaaaaaaaaaay better face than you honey (thanks so much SkyBitch for posting the link!), a better bod, better hair... I could go on but I wont. Honey, you are two choclate cocated bacon slices away from looking like Unfitney. (That's NOT a good thing, OK)
P.S. Please not insult LA by saying your new her. LA is 1000000x better than you.
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E cups, huh? Dunno. From where I'm sitting, my DDs looks a lot bigger than her "Es."
Kiss,
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On that cover, she looks more like Courtney Love than Lindsay does.
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Yes, she has implants...and if she had them done the right way, she was still able to breastfeed. ...and by the looks of her ginormous chi-chis...she is still breastfeeding. After that they will deflate and look SUPER wonky!!
I have implants...and after having twins and breastfeeding for 5 weeks...i stopped and the boobs, although still shapely, just arent what they were before the babies.
Honestly I don't know why she's on the cover. Had this been Kirstie Alley or someone who has struggled with their weight (not someone who was pregnant, had a C section and a kick ass trainer to help lose the baby weight) then okay cool.
Hell even Janet's cover was okay with me. Yet with that being said I think Christina looks good...but I wish she would keep her mouth shut- she says some of the stupidest things. *sigh*
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Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - Well, at least I am attractive, so shoot away. P.S. I'm still better than you.
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Uhhhh... am I right in saying only your mother is the one that told you you were beautiful? There's a reason for that.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 4:48pm.
oh no you di'int....
hahahahahahaha, half face and distance and darkened photos.
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"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Sky,
I can't see the link. Describe please.
"Only ugly people would find her face attractive."
Huh? What's the logic in that?
Xtina's face looks very different in this cover shot. She doesn't look like the same person.
Fight cravings? Why the hell?! Eat you bitch, eat!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 4:43pm.
Really? What do you look like? Christina has a fab bod, but her face is ugly. Only ugly people would find her face attractive. I am the new Lovesangelina? Well, at least I am attractive, so shoot away. P.S. I'm still better than you.
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Do you really think so?
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
ok...40lbs?!?! Um yeah...she gave birth to half of that and the other is airbrushed away. PFFFT!! ;P
Seriously folks...that dress has built-in spanx!! Mariah, Kim K, Beyonce...they have all worn that dress on one occasion or the other...it's like wrapping an ace bandage around your middle super tight. Then of course, they airbrushed out a little hip here, a little belly here...
Like someone said...until she gets her ass out in a bikini for the world to see...i call FALSE!!