Wednesday, May 21st 2008
Xtina Talks About Her Chichis
Xtina's body is back! I don't know where it went, but it's a good thing she got it back. She might need it later on. In the new issue of UsWeekly, Xtina talks about her huge, wonky chichis.
She said, "It's kind of hilarious! I've never fit into an E-cup before. I look at my husband and go, 'Guess what size this bra is?' And when I tell him, he's just amazed. We keep the tags that prove it, to look back for memory's sake!"
I'm not sure how bra sizes work, but I choose to believe her. Silicone mixed leche makes the chichis grow.
She lost 40lbs in 4 months? Damn, she's slow. A trip to the lipo doctor would have done the trick in 40 minutes! Please, you know that's what she really did.
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It takes 9 months to put on all that weight, but Xtina loses it in 4? And while one does lose some weight after childbirth, it seems that her 40lbs. is a bit excessive. Even if I go by what one blogger posted, losing 20lbs. in the first few weeks (and that is not all mothers), that is still 10lbs. a month, which is kind of alarming for a nursing mother, who is supposed to be eating extra calories (healthy ones) for nourishing and replenished breast milk.
So..., US and Xtina need to stop the lying, pronto. She probably thought she lost weight because she finally peeled off some of her makeup. Also, if she is soo talented, she wouldn't be so hung up on her weight. She fancies herself a real singer, not like Britney or Madonna who have to rely on the visuals, so stop being shallow, think about your baby's health and enjoy the damn experience, girl.
PS: Not to be naive, but did she have a boob job? Isn't silicone removed if one breastfeeding? Is she? (I can't believe I just typed this.)
Really? What do you look like? Christina has a fab bod, but her face is ugly. Only ugly people would find her face attractive. I am the new Lovesangelina? Well, at least I am attractive, so shoot away. P.S. I'm still better than you.
I can't hate her no matter what she does. and i agree with hotmommi. christina is gorgeous but she wears way too much makeup. sorry typo! my fingers have a mind of their own oviously!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
That doesn't even look like Christina, at least in terms of the face. Or is that a rare photo of her without the kabuki makeup?
BunnyRabbitt, I am VERY glad to hear that!
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
I don't get this part.
I had one child by surgery, one regular.
I was able to get back in shape a LOT easier after the regular birth because I wasn't cut hip to hip and waiting on that shit to heal took a while and I was young, too.
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Not sure what she's eating, but we know she's drinking.
Until I see her in a two-piece, I call Spanx. Just like Halle and Brook Burke. Spanx, Spanx Spanx.
I love the "before" body pic...
Because it has another human inside of it!! That would make ANYONE look a little bloated in the belly...
Well, anyone except Nicole Kidman.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on May 21, 2008 - 1:32pm.
I HATE these issues, when these people have Personal Trainers and Chefs.....regular Moms feel like shit about themselves after seeing this crap.
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I'm a regular mom and I don't feel like shit at all when I see these issues. We've seen it all before---there's plenty of "smoke and mirrors" behind these photo shoots and I, for one, am smart enough to know that and not believe the image in front of me ("pay no attention to the man behind the curtain..."). It reminds me of that Victoria's Secret candids that were posted here last year. Tape and chicken cutlets galore. Double bras, tight bras, airbrushing, body makeup, and photoshop, and voila, there you have that oh-so-great cleavage.
Money buys plenty of attractiveness. If I had that kind of money, you better damn well be certain that I'd look amazing ALL the time. If anything, it's a crying shame when moneyed idiots look like shit (do you hear me, Britney, Brandon Davis, Mischa Barton, Lindsay Lohan???)
Christina got her body back by:
1. Having a vanity pre-term C-section.
2. See #1.
3. Ditto above.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
What up, PSL!
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
I only pray that Brittney gets a good look at this cover, It should start the crazy train running again.
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***Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 4:01pm.***
Sorry, my preferences don't allow me to accept trolling cat ladies.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
me to hotmommi.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Hotmami on May 21, 2008 - 2:01pm.
Hi Hotmami! I agree....waaaaay too much plaster on the face.
Also, taste has nothing to do with what a person looks like.....jeez.
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"I've never felt this healthy before, I never wanted something rational- I am aware now"
- Alanis Morisette "Head over Feet"
I always hate how they show a "before" pic of when they're 9 MONTHS PREGNANT.
Way to use an old stock photo.
Yeah, it's was really hard for her to lose the baby weight. The personal chef, Nanny, and Trainer had NOTHING to do with it.
B*tch, please.
Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Ya just gotta wonder what someone looks like if they find X-Tina attractive. Buttaface anyone?
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I think she's pretty...she just wears waaaay too much makeup.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 4:57pm.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 3:51pm.
There's my baby sky. Gonna leave her & pray she accepts me on MySpace
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Oh, darn.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Um US weekly is Stupid. Her Before picture is of her pregnant. How does that make her fat. However isn't it random how they put Britney in a bikini next to her
I came into this world to live out-loud
Hahaha LMAO!!!
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Submitted by SkyBitch on May 21, 2008 - 12:57pm.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 3:51pm.
There's my baby sky. Gonna leave her & pray she accepts me on MySpace
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DENIED
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
I've got a fool proof way of cleaning/working out. Japaneses style. I used to live there.
***Submitted by BeigeBaby on May 21, 2008 - 3:51pm.
There's my baby sky. Gonna leave her & pray she accepts me on MySpace
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DENIED
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
She needs to return that dress to Mariah Carrey!!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Hahaha first Shitney being voted best swimsuit body and now this?
Those mags are full of caca
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Submitted by gucci on May 21, 2008 - 9:48pm.
DreamyAguileraEyes:
*smile* hi christina.
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Ssssshhhh!!! Keep quiet! If you tell I'll set jordy onto you! (When he's done looking after Max of course)
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
There's my baby sky. Gonna leave her & pray she accepts me on MySpace
http://www.dlisted.com/node/25968/images/91936575.jpg
Link to pics just a couple days ago. Yes, she is getting thinner, but photoshop took away the lst 20lbs.
Ya just gotta wonder what someone looks like if they find X-Tina attractive. Buttaface anyone?
Should be tagged under 'Photoshop Awards'.
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Go home and get your fucking shine box.
Hahahaha I don't know what funnier LL being called Courtney or Christina acting like she worked hard to lose weight!
I mean all it took was lipo,tummy tuck, personal chef, and spa treatments. Poor her it's sooo hard to lay in a bed while doctors suck the fat out of you and to have to eat healthy delicious meals that your chef cooks for you in the right portions.
HELLO of course this bitch is going to be smaller. She looked like she had swallowed a yoga ball. The baby, placenta, or water weight isn't there anymore!!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
DreamyAguileraEyes:
*smile* hi christina.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 4:46pm.
The sounds of nature
The sounds of balls on head
Ahhhhhhhhh refreshing!
Every Single Body ENJOY A Tea Bag Today!
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Ooooooo teabag sound. Haahahahaha all I see in my head when I envision teabagging is balls being settled on a forehead and the skin spreading like a pancake.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
She hasn't lost all the weight...I've seen pics of her from just a couple days ago,and homegirl is still thick in her legs.
I am DYING for another album!
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
_Submitted by LovesCarrottopalina on May 21, 2008 - 4:44pm.
What's with the blooping?
The sounds of nature
The sounds of balls on head
Ahhhhhhhhh refreshing!
Every Single Body ENJOY A Tea Bag Today!
*bloop*
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We just saw her looking like meat trying to fight it's way out of sausage casing like two days ago. Not buying this.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on May 21, 2008 - 4:41pm.
LMFAO!!
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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
What's with the blooping?
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
I just HATE this article. She curbs her food cravings? If you're really eating healthy foods, a craving is your body's way of telling you you're lacking something and you should eat it. (If you eat junky processed food, your body's cravings cannot be trusted, though.)
If the American reading public wanted the truth, these magazines wouldn't exist.
That's what they do, they sell lies.
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Hekki - agreed!
I don't know what she's so happy about. I clapped yesterday and my knockers lived up to their damn names.
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Out. For. A. Walk. BITCH.
*drools* Ok so yes this pic is airbrushed, yes she has a personal trainer but DAMN does she look GOOOOOD!! *drools some more*
I sooooo love the fact the fact that next to Christina red hot bod, US Weekly have put an Unfitney pic. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Takes deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
~*~Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlwawoExZzU
Submitted by M.E. on May 21, 2008 - 4:38pm.
LCT - I was an E when nursing. NOT FUN! Those things are so GD big and in the way!
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Exactly. Memo to Christina: People outside of Hollywood do not see E sized cups as a benefit.
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No one has replaced the sofa batteries in the sock slots for over a week. Time to get county on the phone and pray for new tennis cans, for all of our sakes.
Mmmmmmmmmm ... chichi-licious
*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*
Jessica's Pity Date
I read that at first as Jessica's Pissy Date.
That doesn't even look like Xtina.
And anyone in a Herve Leger, super sucker inner bandage dress will have a shape.
I like the color though, it's very springy/summery.
?&!
"I just watch porn I don't masturbate."
"Just be advised Nicky half of these bitches are mean so be careful dear."
"LOVE ANGELINA"
Submitted by LoLo on May 21, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on May 21, 2008 - 4:34pm.
Damn it!
I cant get it up thats why ive been tea bagging things all day!
*bloop*
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*sigh.* I think I love you.
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I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
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First of all, if they are calculating what she weighed right before giving birth to what she weighs now... It's not a big deal. You can lose 20 pounds in the first few weeks; whatever the baby weighs, plus the placenta, plus a LOT of water weight. If you're breastfeeding, you're not supposed to TRY to lose weight, which is what I bet this vain stupid whore did. 40 pounds in 4 months is not a huge deal.
But I agree with PSL that there's a huge amount of pressure to lose all the weight immediately, and it's not healthy physically or emotionally. You're frazzled enough with a newborn.
LCT - I was an E when nursing. NOT FUN! Those things are so GD big and in the way!